What NOT to Wear Dancing

[Gentabout]

Folkestone at Ceroc Kent's summer ball - does that mean we'll be seeing you at the next one??!

Don't know about StokeBloke, but i am certainly going to go now

Gent

[MartinHarper]

More the combination of the shorts and dance footwear (and socks!)!

Then the question is: what dance footwear would go with shorts?

[StokeBloke]

Folkestone at Ceroc Kent's summer ball - does that mean we'll be seeing you at the next one??!

Kent is a very long way to travel from Stoke-on-Trent on the off-chance of maybe seeing a stocking top! Of course I will be there

[Beowulf]

Personally it's the guys in black that do it for me.

.. Thank you.. someone who likes my black shirts

I also really like it when the guy changes his look throughout the evening.

Yeah I start off in a smart black number to look like Pierce Brosnan , change in the middle of the evening for a more casual Daniel Craig look then by the end of the evening , when I'm hot and tired I end up with the Johnny Vegas look

[Twirly]

Then the question is: what dance footwear would go with shorts?

Have they developed dance sandals yet? The only possible footwear to go with shorts for a man - without socks!!

[Twirly]

.. Thank you.. someone who likes my black shirts

Yeah right - what about all those multi-coloured monstrosities you've got lurking in your wardrobe?!!

Yeah I start off in a smart black number to look like Pierce Brosnan , change in the middle of the evening for a more casual Daniel Craig

Have we met?

What about the death mask?

[Whitebeard]

Have they developed dance sandals yet? The only possible footwear to go with shorts for a man - without socks!!

Yeuch, the image gets worser and worserer !

The footwear must be the newish Bloch Klassik trainer, with white socks, proper short shorts, and legs brown and muscular. The "anyone for tennis look". Nothing less than this will do.

[Beowulf]

Yeuch, the image gets worser and worserer !

The footwear must be the newish Bloch Klassik trainer, with white socks, proper short shorts, and legs brown and muscular. The "anyone for tennis look". Nothing less than this will do.

Hmm I have the oldish market cheap trainers that have the soles worn down for ease of spinning, White sport socks (5 for a £1) , knee length combats (khaki) , legs white (well pale blue) and flabby. It's not so much the "anyone for tennis look" more the "Who let those legs out?" (who who who who) look

needless to say, I don't wear shorts often.

[Twirly]

Hmm I have the oldish market cheap trainers that have the soles worn down for ease of spinning, White sport socks (5 for a £1) , knee length combats (khaki) , legs white (well pale blue) and flabby. It's not so much the "anyone for tennis look" more the "Who let those legs out?" (who who who who) look

needless to say, I don't wear shorts often.

*makes a note to not go dancing with Beo when it's hot!*

[Beowulf]

*makes a note to not go dancing with Beo when it's hot!*

Somewhere (hunts in USB drive) I have a rare picture of me in my khaki combat shorts, and a khaki shirt (lots of pockets and for hill walking).. I sort of look like a geeky version of Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter.

not a pretty sight.

[whitetiger1518]

I quite often end a spin with my hand at waist level neatly inserted in the man's trouser pocket. I don't do it on purpose. Honest. Therefore, in my experience, I would say that men's trousers are inappropriate Ceroc wear.

I look forward to finding something interesting in a pocket one day!

Daisy

(An Embarrassed Little Flower)

I have a similar problem except that my right hand ends up in guys top pocket when exiting from a comb - it is not intentional but it can be quite funny depending on who it is.

I seem to do it with only a few dancers - I suppose it must be the angle that my arm comes out of the comb at. One guy I think enjoyed the novelty - because for a while every dance I had with him he put me into a couple of combs.


Cheers

Whitetiger

[Lee Bartholomew]

happened once belt spun ended up round my ankles.....oops ..... so just kicked it off the dance floor and continued dancing now I refrain from wearing loose belts ...............

I had that happen with my trousers once.

On several occasions I have had jewellery ripped off my person and spent the rest of the evening scrabbling on the dance floor looking for them - learnt my lesson now and wear no jewellery at all - it's like being back in a school PE lesson!

I had trouble dancing in a cat costume as people kept grabbing my tail as I was coming out of a spin thinking it was my hand ...

This has happened to me a few times too. And I wasn't even wearing a cat suit

Kent is a very long way to travel from Stoke-on-Trent on the off-chance of maybe seeing a stocking top! Of course I will be there

They haven't told you it was me in drag yet have they?

(or maybe they have )

[Princess Fi]

I have a similar problem except that my right hand ends up in guys top pocket... it is not intentional ...

I seem to do it with only a few dancers...

Aye, complete accident there, eh Fiona?

[CJ]

Then the question is: what dance footwear would go with shorts?

Have they developed dance sandals yet? The only possible footwear to go with shorts for a man - without socks!!

I can only say John THG is your man!!

Go ahead... ask him!!

[Jhutch]

I can only say John THG is your man!!

Go ahead... ask him!!

You talking to me i assume?

Who is THG?

So the trainer liner type things won't do then?

EDIT: Sorry, that wasn't supposed to sound as aggressive as when i first wrote it!

[Freya]

I can only say John THG is your man!!

You talking to me i assume?

Who is THG?

I presume not and that by John THG that CJ means JohnTheHappyGuy?

He's a dancer from just outside Edinburgh! Speaking of which not seen him in a while?

[Jhutch]

I presume not and that by John THG that CJ means JohnTheHappyGuy?

Its alright, i dont try to withhold my first name but i was just surprised when someone randomly called me by it (i was talking about wearing shorts earlier so it seemed to answer my post) Being a relative newby on the forum i don't know anything of John THG Maybe i should have noticed the lack of a comma

[Twirlie Bird]

I saw a woman dancing last night wearing a short knitted dress. She spent the entire evening trying to pull it back down to a comfortable length!

[fletch]

I saw a woman dancing last night wearing a short knitted dress. She spent the entire evening trying to pull it back down to a comfortable length!

was that at Stafford? I sent one of my ladies down to Stafford last night, but she was in a jumper and trousers.

I do have a tendency to pull my top about I don't know why

[StokeBloke]

was that at Stafford? I sent one of my ladies down to Stafford last night, but she was in a jumper and trousers.

I do have a tendency to pull my top about I don't know why

Did I dance with her ... racks his brains to try and remember...... jumper... trousers..... errrm..... arghhh ummmm

(that's twisted Fletch I love it!!!!!)