i had the MOST unfortunate chance to ride with two individuals yesterday who popped this piece of drivel into the CD player. GOD, i have NEVER wanted to be DEAF before ... but during the HELLISH playing of this crud, i truly wished for a cease to my hearing abilities.
i can't figure this moron out. From the beginning, i heard him gripe and moan about not having a father (excuse me whilst i wipe a tear away), practically BEGGING for a pity party. The next song, he proclaims to be a Bad*ss, who's gonna kick yer *ss. Which is it, Marshall?
The "Toy Soldiers" rip-off was a laughable attempt at being vocal on current issues (wow, M&M says the war is unjust, so it must be true!!) The chorus portion of the song was sped up to some ridiculous speed to match the "tempo" of his ramblings. Jeez, this song was so STUPID it made my teeth hurt.
Then, there was the mangling of Heart's "Crazy on You". Again, the sample was sped up to where Ann Wilson sounded like Alvin the Chipmonk.
There were other songs on here that, if it were not for the melodies of the songs he was ripping off, he couldn't have found his way out of a songwriting paper sack.
He then proceded to ramble on about how "controversial" he is and how people (prolly people like ME) are "afraid" of him and "offended" by him. Get this straight, M&M, you are not even on my "i give a rat's behind" radar. The only reason i am writing this review is because i was FORCED to sit through your poorly written and contrived CD.
So, in closing, this disc is animal fodder. It is not fit to hang from a low-rider's rearview mirror. This disc is a waste of technology.
BAD, BAD, BAD attempt at "rapping", folks. Forced rhymes, out of tempo ramblings. Just BAD. GOD, it was BAD.
Bad.
Bad, bad ... and uh ... BAD.
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