Fantastic news! Congratulations.
So I presume you'll both be getting back to the aerials now?![]()
Greg
Congratulations to you and welcome Katie!
Wishing you all every happiness.
S. xx![]()
Fantastic news! Congratulations.
So I presume you'll both be getting back to the aerials now?![]()
Greg
Congratulations David & Bryony - welcome to the world Katie![]()
From the Diary of The Surgeon General
8am: Wake up, still tired after the night before…It’s hard leading a Double life.
Still:
Number of Minions recruited: 2 (v.b. Must get more!)9am: If you want something done right do it yourself obviously! I set Minions a task and boy are they slow on the uptake! Looks like I will have to Fight My Nemesis myself! Damn Higher chance of me getting injured!
Battles with Arch-nemesis: 3 (Not bad)
Viewings of Jordan and Tatiana’s DVD’s: 74 (v.g. nearly know all the variations to ensnare my victims)
Victims last night: 4 (v.g.)
Organs harvested: 32 (good tidy little profit!)
10am: Have to at least pretend to work! Can’t be have my secret identity exposed by the people at work. I’ll just have quick peak on the forum…that’s normal isn’t it???![]()
11.30am: Have to Pop out…Make excuse that need to go check something to do with Oil? Quick Fight With De Ville – Ends in a draw, I’m soaking wet and she revealed her legs…might be traumatised for life! But at least I got in there with my Trusty Scalpels. Must change and dry off before going back to work!
1pm: Appointed Head minion! V.G. Finally one of them has proved themselves worthy. Was beginning to worry that they were a complete waste of space!! Another Quick look at the forum! Work are used to me doing that must keep up the pretence of "Normal"
4pm: Consider changing my avatar again…But don’t know which body part to reveal this time! Might stick to my current one a wee while longer! Might get figured out if I show too much!
6pm: Uneventful afternoon. *Yawn* Dancing tonightmaybe I can find my next victim! Should be some nice new beginners!
Must watch Jordan and Tatiana before I go out…Need a new variation to show off. Even though there won’t be anybody of my standard of WCS! Going to be fashionably late as usual!
10pm: Managed to identify 3 new beginner leads, weren’t very good and on their own…no-one’ll miss them. Now for the dirty work. Will be a late night again! Oh and must check on De Ville’s Puppies! She believes the RSPCA have them!
3am: Ahhhh Bed, Good but messy nights work. Think of all the money! Challenge tomorrow - AT class quieter and more intimate. The leads are likely to be missed…guess it’ll have to be the followers. Nice and dark venue though!![]()
The Strange Case of Dr Lee and Mr Woodface…
Mr. Lee
7.30pm – arrive at Ceroc venue in Bath. Greet door staff with a cheery smile and wave – they always seem so pleased to see me. Get in line for the start of the beginners class. I can do all the moves in my sleep by now, and I can’t spin the way I’d like to, but I think it’s important to encourage the beginners – they are tomorrow’s dancers after all. Got to keep that new blood flowing!
8.30pm Go into freestyle with a complete newbie. She nearly takes my hand off… but I smile and try to loosen her fingers a bit. She’s beginning to get the hang of it by the end of the dance… uh no, spoke to soon, she just made me do the comb because we did it in class! Still, she’s new, you can’t expect her to know that she’s supposed to let me lead.
8.45 The intermediate routine is a nice, simple straightforward one – yippee! I get to do it nice and slowly, practising all my stylistic nuances. Teach has even put in a double manspin just for me! I know as he winks at me from the stage – guess I can embellish that a bit in freestyle. But best keep it simple in class.
9.15 And we’re into freestyle! First partner is a bit of a bouncer, but I try to help her iron it out a bit. I don’t say anything of course, just glide through the moves and keep smiling at her.
9.45 Just had a very strange encounter with a woman I’ve never met before. She came rushing up to me, saying she just had to dance with me – said she’d seen me at some freestyle on Saturday night (which is strange, as I thought I was in posting on the forum on Saturday night…) and just had to have me show her some of my moves. Always one to oblige, we hit the dancefloor. Quite literally in her case – I’ve no idea why, but she suddenly threw herself into the air, in my direction! I got out of the way as quickly as possible to avoid a collision… and then helped her up. She seemed quite upset. Seemed to think that she’d seen me doing aerials at the freestyle on Saturday… must be a case of mistaken identity. I’d never do aerials at a crowded freestyle.
11pm Ah the last dance. What a fab night. Excellent teaching, lots of first-timers to dance with (and they seemed soooo impressed with my spinning – good to show them how it’s done from the start). *Yawn* I’m a wee bit tired, but I think that such a good night deserves a quick review on the forum…
Approaching his abode, Dr. Lee becomes sombre. Turning the key in the lock, his arm stiffens, his back becomes straighter, and the smile fades from his face. Striding up the stairs, his eyes narrow, his mouth hardens into a straight, sour lline. Opening the door to the room where his computer resides, he feels a darkness welling up inside, too powerful to resist. He turns the computer on. He finds the Ceroc Scotland Forum, and his eyes darken with clouds of evil as he logs in as Woodface…
11.30pm Ah ha! I see that the forum has been busy tonight. Lots of sniffling feelgood posts about how wonderful it is to dance, how we must be so nice to everyone, encourage them, bring on the newbies… all sickly sweetness and light! No heated debate, no arguments and angry discussions! All that niceness is squeezing the lifeblood out of the forum, making it the most boring place on the web – it is my mission to restore that element of vitriol *evil cackling laugh erupts from Woodface’s straight slit of a mouth, sparks of evil pleasure flash from his eyes*
11.45 Post on the “Was last night amazing for you thread” No it Bl00dy well wasn’t! Beginners routine was boring (don’t know why I go!) and the intermediates – ha! The beginners could have taught it better… name the teacher too, that should stir things up…
Start a new thread: “Dancing with newbies can damage your dancing skills and should therefore be avoided at all costs – discuss”. Ha – that’ll get them going!
Then dig out that brill video clip of me and RedLips dancing last weekend – that new aerial we invented that I’m thinking of calling the “Supergirl Flip Star Leap”. Suggest that all the hotshots on the forum post videos of themselves on the thread, and then the forumties can all vote for who they think is the best. I’ll win of course, as no-one else will dare to post any vids, then I’ll just vote for myself!
*WF rubs his now bony hands together in glee, cackles wildly and spins 7 times around the room and accidentally unplugs the computer*
1.15 – Oh, oh uh - oh boy, what happened to the last hour…? I’m sure I was going to post a review of tonight’s excellent class… ah well, it’s a bit late now. Am sure they can wait for me to sing their praises till the morning. *yawn*
*notices that the computer is unplugged, stoops to plug it in ready for next time… but feels a strange rising sensation and decides to leave it alone…*
Have some rep Twirly.![]()
Love it. I've never actually met Dr. Lee or Mr. Woodface AFAIK.
Have some more rep.![]()
I like the new word forumties.Can we change it to Forumpties please?
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M
The Secret Dairy of Al.. erm.. Gadget Blanchard aged 34 and a bit
Woke up by kids bouncing on bed at 3am this morning v. bad.
back to sleep 3:10 V. Good.
Woke up by kids bouncing on bed at 4am this morning v. bad.
back to sleep 4:30 V. Good.
Woke up by kids bouncing on bed at 5am this morning v. bad.
didn't get back to sleep. v.v. bad.
10:00 Starting writing a new dance tootorial , chewtorial .. erm.. lesson today "101 facial expressions when sleezing up the blues" V. good.
10:05 Decide I'd best run it though a spel chequer .. jsut in case theirs an ocasional speling mistake.
13:45 Spel chequing finished. not many errors.. only every third wurd. Am improving my speling. V.Good.
14:0o Am preparing for my roll as DJ again. have got my favorite tracks all laid out, El Tango de Roxanne.. ok..so it's a little difficult for the beginners class, but what the heck if I can danse to it then they can two.
18:00 Found some cool 80's pop tracks for the intermediates class.. a little bit fast which is good. means we'll get through the class quicker and I can get away from this deck and onto the danse floor.
20:00 only played "What you feel" from the buffy the vampire splayer twice tonight. V. Bad.
Played "El Tango de Roxanne" again to make up for it. V. good.
21:05 heard someone refer to Beo as Gadget. I'm much better looking tahn he is. Play some really fast bouncy pop music and blues to it in my own unique style. Ha! no mistaking me now.
21:35 feel a bit bad. Somewun giving Beo mouth to mouth on side of danse floor.. not my fault he tried to keep up.
22:00 only another 30 mins of class time left. But I have an hours worth of music left. V bad.
22:01 play songs at 200% so can fit them all in. V. groovy
22:05 getting some funny looks from punters.. decide to slow tracks down a little and have to lose sum from my play list. The birdy song will have to go.. and I can't play "How you feel" again. Gutted. Play "wake me up before you gogo" though instead. V. cool
22:30 should be packing up. but have only grabbed Freya 3 times tonight, genie 4 times, Caro 3 times and helen twice. There are still some wumen I've only danced once with. V. bad.
22:45 venue manager tapping at her watch.. squeeze in another El tango de Roxanne and grab Lisa for the last dance.. V. Good.
Dance floor almost empty as everyone gone home and venue manager is waiting to turn lights off.
23:00 Start packing equipment but play Last few bars of the "how you feel" reprise.. cool.. see you all in hell indeed. v. groovy
23:20 drop Beo off at his flat.. he seems to be able to breathe unaided now.. already planning next weeks tracks. Even faster than tonights. Faster the song the more dansing I get done
From the secret diary of Teaboy38
Groggily force myself awake at 8:15am. Boy I'm tired! I really need a coffee. Go into kitchen, only to discover those blasted WCSers have finished the last jar of Nescafe. And the milk's gone off. B**stards!
So I guess I'd better go and buy in more supplies. If I can't keep the moderators supplied with their favourite brews, my life won't be worth living. Still trying to repair my reputation after the Infraction Report Lory sent me for "stirring the pot"...
So, I enter the main forum and ask people what they want to drink. There's a pregnant pause, which usually means there's going to be some pathetic joke at my expense.
Oy! Teaboy! You wouldn't know the number for a good plastic surgeon would you?
Sigh! I know what's coming, but I'm dammed if I do, dammed if I don't. I know if I give the number of my plastic surgeon (how do you think I stay looking so serious all the time? It's reverse-botox treatment...) I'll get nothing but ribbing. So, I'll go for option number 2...
No, sorry.
Oh. Well, in that case, would you mind looking it up for me in the telephone directory?
Ha bloody ha! What a bunch of wits I have to work with. Half-wits, that is. It's so unfair. I mean, Gus can call himself ODA and slag off Ceroc every other post and no-one gives him a hard time. Flippin' 'eck, DavidJames spends all his time posting about Tango instead of MJ and they make him a moderator. But you make one comment about musicality and telephone directories, and they won't let you forget...
Still, none of this bunch of geniuses (did you notice that according to that poll, the average forum IQ is about 140? As if!) could answer that riddle I posted.
And as I'm going off to join the Foreign Legion, they're never going to know the answer now!
Ooooh - good follow on track![]()
it's been a while...
Originally Posted by StraightR47
since I'm at it...
Originally Posted by CucumbR
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