8.30am
Take kids to school, took a slight 1 mile detour so we could cross the road safely. Zebra crossings should never be ignored!
9.30am
Back home, time to log on to the forum.
I52 PMs today (Vbad)
Read them through in between my I.Tunes searches. Thought I’d try Disney genre today. Determined to find a gem of a track I haven’t heard before.
Ooh, found one to give to Tiggerbabe.
La Canzone Di Tigro. Lovely Italian version. She’ll love it.
11.00am
Time for some exercise, get on the mountain bike, very pleased with the new stripy saddle. Just a quickie today I think .To Birmingham should be a good warm up ride
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2pm
Arrive at the Bullring, might as well do some shopping whilst I’m here.
Find a lovely monochrome hair accessory. Try it on, I think it might make me look gay though. Still I’ll buy it and post a poll to ask the forumites what they thnk.
3pm
Just about to go home and spot some fantastic shoes. The leopard skin ones look so cheap and tacky, they’d be so much better in Zebra print! Buy them in white (I can add my own stripes with a permanent marker.) Then they’ll look so much classier.
5pm
Arrive home just in time to cook the tea, Zebra Steak tonight.
7pm
Get ready to go out,. Trackie bottoms and Reefs. Curlers in hair, Zebra scarf, sorted.
7.15pm
First to arrive at the usual layby to meet the others. Why is it whenever I park here I get some guy knock on my window asking about his dog?
Miss Conduct and Cruella jump in the car for the short 100mile trip. We really should take the bikes instead.
Arrive in the car park. Curlers out, strip off, Zebra skirt (well more of a belt) on, Zebra top on, Zebra knickers and bra. Zebra shoes.. I do hope no one’s wearing the same outfit, like that time at Slinkies when Cruella turned up in the same dress.
8.45pm
Fab nights frotting, had to trot after a few as it was too many ladies as usual. Had a bit of a scare when I floated off during a dance with Rob D. I had my eyes closed and was in my fantasy world full of Zebras, Blues music and Pivot turns (oh and not forgetting the sailing boats) when I felt something stirring down below, came to when I realised it was his phone vibrating in his pocket!
Glad I gave the DJ my CD collection and a list of which order to play them in. I bet he’ll get loads of compliments on his set tonight!!
1.30am
After saying goodbye to everyone for an hour, I go to the loos to wash my hooves. Back into the Trackie bottoms.
Journey home’s a lot of fun as usual. Earl Grey, Muffins and plenty of dissection of the dancing and frotting.
I’m so glad that ‘what’s said in the car, stays in the car’!
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