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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    In case anyone's in misery, *that* one was actually "Slow Boat to China"
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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    hardly , if Barry had a lack of belief in God but has now met one - it means he is a Prophet
    I like the idea of being a prophet! (It's made a lot of people quite rich...)

    One moment. I will consult with the Deity and seek his permission to expound his Godhead to you worthless millions...

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    I like the idea of being a prophet! (It's made a lot of people quite rich...)

    One moment. I will consult with the Deity and seek his permission to expound his Godhead to you worthless millions...
    Youd better hope we're not worthless , where will you get the money for your fancy churches and holy web pages ?

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    Youd better hope we're not worthless , where will you get the money for your fancy churches and holy web pages ?
    It's entirely possible to be wealthy and worthless.

    {{{c0cks head and adopts thousand-yard stare}}}


    In fact the deity tells me that the wealthier you are, the less your worth, and the more need you are in of our very reasonably-priced weekend retreats (no dancing) to learn how to get through the eye of the needle.

    If you attend enough retreats, you are almost certain to get through. (And there is no truth in the vile calumny that this will be because by that time your wealth will be all gone...)
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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    I like the idea of being a prophet! (It's made a lot of people quite rich...)

    One moment. I will consult with the Deity and seek his permission to expound his Godhead to you worthless millions...
    As this seems to be permission to repeat the contents of a PM I will give you the clue BS gave me when looking for a blues track;

    "starts off with some very plinky-plunky piano, quite high in the register, and then segues into a much less plinky-plunky song"

    And, Mr BS is not a Prophet, he is the Angel Gabriel

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    MODERATORS PLEASE!!

    Can we sort out this silly situation where every time the four letters 'c' 'o' 'c' 'k' are used in conjunction with each other - even in, eg, the word c-o-c-k-ney - the censor steps in and replaces them with asterisks.

    Surely not intended?

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    As this seems to be permission to repeat the contents of a PM I will give you the clue BS gave me when looking for a blues track;

    "starts off with some very plinky-plunky piano, quite high in the register, and then segues into a much less plinky-plunky song"

    And, Mr BS is not a Prophet, he is the Angel Gabriel
    Oh no, Almighty!

    You should be aware that You work in mysterious ways, and that it is important that the worthless millions are permanently puzzled. Now every base sinner who guesses the song will be attempting to usurp Your omniscience...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    I'd certainly be impressed by someone being able to identify a song from a description like this: "that Indian one."
    "Wishes Of Happiness & Prosperity"
    Love that song

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Oh no, Almighty!

    You should be aware that You work in mysterious ways, and that it is important that the worthless millions are permanently puzzled. Now every base sinner who guesses the song will be attempting to usurp Your omniscience...
    And thus I will recruit my disciples...

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by David Franklin View Post
    Given your beliefs, does that mean Andy doesn't exist?
    Next thing you'll be saying is that there's no Father Chrismas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    Next thing you'll be saying is that there's no Father Chrismas.
    Ho, ho ho

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    "Wishes Of Happiness & Prosperity"
    Love that song
    Nope.

    If no-one guesses it by tomorrow morning, I'll let you all know.

    Or maybe I can give another clue. It's by a Blues artist, though it's not your typical Blues song.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    Nope.

    If no-one guesses it by tomorrow morning, I'll let you all know.

    Or maybe I can give another clue. It's by a Blues artist, though it's not your typical Blues song.
    We had a lot of river plunging from Roy a few weeks back.

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by bigdjiver View Post
    We had a lot of river plunging from Roy a few weeks back.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    IS Andy M the Great God Om?

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC View Post
    IS Andy M the Great God Om?
    What, you mean he looks like a turtle?

    Well, could be...

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    Re: Andy McGregor is god-like!

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    ... I'd certainly be impressed by someone being able to identify a song from a description like this: "that Indian one."

    ....
    an indian one:

    http://www.mphayes.co.uk/little_white_dove.htm

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