View Poll Results: The DavidJames byline should be...

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  • Manic Murderator

    2 10.53%
  • Termoderator

    0 0%
  • Black Rod

    5 26.32%
  • I've got a big stick

    4 21.05%
  • Power-crazed madman

    1 5.26%
  • Stunt moderator

    3 15.79%
  • Something else.

    4 21.05%
  • Moderately corrupted

    0 0%
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Thread: My new byline...

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Or, how about "Poacher turned Gamekeeper"?
    what....like Gary Lineker ?

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    never had the pleasure of meeting you yet. but from what I've read may I suggest

    "undersized member"
    How did you know?

    Hold on - you mean height, right?

    Oh, err, yes, good title.

    Whew, nicely recovered there David, no-one noticed...

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    what....like Gary Lineker ?
    Just like that. But without the hair and the lucrative crisp advertising contract.

    We could be doubles in fact.

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Just like that. But without the hair and the lucrative crisp advertising contract.

    We could be doubles in fact.
    If Gary ever asked you for a snappy double entendre I'm sure you could give him one.

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    If Gary ever asked you for a snappy double entendre I'm sure you could give him one.


    I can't compete.

    I'm going to go try some of this dancing stuff, I hear it's good fun. Wish me luck.

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    never had the pleasure of meeting you yet. but from what I've read may I suggest

    "undersized member"
    Dammit, I can't rep you - and

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    Re: My new byline...

    Staying relevant to moderating, how about - "I've got a big stick"

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by FirstMove View Post
    Staying relevant to moderating, how about - "I've got a big stick"
    Don't you mean "I said, I've got a big stick"?

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Don't you mean "I said, I've got a big stick"?
    Why don't we just call you "Black Rod" and be done with it?

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Feelingpink View Post
    Why don't we just call you "Black Rod" and be done with it?
    The Termoderator?

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    Re: My new byline...

    Manic Murderator.

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    Re: My new byline...

    OK, I've blatantly abused my power (again) and added a poll to this thread with relevant options - the ones I liked, basically.

    VOTE! VOTE! VOTE!

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    Re: My new byline...

    "Mwahahahaha!"
    "You know I want to"
    "(Don't touch my) Boom Stick"
    "Your opinion, my perogative"
    "Ug!"
    "A lost little Caveman"
    "Ug! Me smash this thread."
    "My Boom Stick/Black Rod's bigger"

    Ok, I'm bored now... I should have gotten to know you better before starting this

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    Re: My new byline...

    "Franck made me moderator and all I got was this lousy byline"

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    Re: My new byline...

    well, i voted "something else" which i think is perfect, cause you really are!

    If you didnt mean it literally, then you should have.

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    well, i voted "something else" which i think is perfect, cause you really are!

    If you didnt mean it literally, then you should have.
    Awww

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    well, i voted "something else" which i think is perfect, cause you really are!

    If you didnt mean it literally, then you should have.

    We've got
    Omnipresent Administrator (j)
    Omnipotent Moderatrix (LMC)
    Friendly Moderator
    Friendly Moderator

    I think
    "Something Else" - is a pretty good description

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    Re: My new byline...

    little t>>ser... thats what you are DJ.

    can you guess what im saying........


    no,,


    no,,,


    no,,,,

    teaser....shame on you all....

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    Re: My new byline...

    Every time I see your current title, I can't help thinking "Moderator sans FrontiƩres" (accent probably wrong, but too lazy to look up shortcut if it is).

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    Re: My new byline...

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post

    We've got
    Omnipresent Administrator (j)
    Omnipotent Moderatrix (LMC)
    Friendly Moderator
    Friendly Moderator

    I think
    "Something Else" - is a pretty good description
    - I like it.

    No, I'm ashamed to admit, I never thought of the "something else" as an actual option, wish I had.

    What can I say, I'm slow. I didn't even realise the "big stick" thing could be taken the wrong ( ) way, I was thinking of an Iain Banks novel rather than anything else. Honest.

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