Are my dance shoes 'straight'?

[CJ]

What I want to know is why you think shoes enhance your dancing ability...

You mean wearing spats doesn't make you Lindy better?!?!?!?

[Lee Bartholomew]

Well, being as you live in Cheap Hooker Land, who knows?


What I want to know is why you think shoes enhance your dancing ability...

Because they are sooooo good to dance in.

[Cruella]

Maybe you should ask Spice'n'Easy.

I know he and his dad have recently been discussing such topics!!


(nothing to do with me, guv)

And whose fault was that!

[DianaS]

OK. I have had enough.
What I need to know is... are my shoes gay?

You need to ask them that
But actually its none of your business, you straight homophobe

[Dreadful Scathe]

you dont need to be straight to be a homophobe - you won't be very nice to be around though

[Lee Bartholomew]

OK. I have had enough.
What I need to know is... are my shoes gay?

You need to ask them that
But actually its none of your business, you straight homophobe

lol. Def no homophobe. Im not scared of my house (peter kay)

some of my best friends are gay.

[DianaS]

...so do they like your shoes??
ask to borrow them , comment on them...

[Green-eyed Monsta]

OK. I have had enough.

I got a decent expensive pair of shoes from Bliss shoe stall and now I keep on getting told that they don't 'look like something a straight person would wear'.

I think they are fine. They are comfortable and good to dance in and have greatly inhanced my dancing ablity. What I need to know is... are my shoes gay?

This is a pic of my shoes (the hand bags aren't mine, don't let them influence your vote).

I think you need to post a picture of what you wear with the shoes. Maybe it's the whole clothes/shoes combo that makes the shoes gay? If you post a pic then both my husband & I will rate you out of 10. If he rates you higher than I do then that will prove conclusively that the shoes must be gay.

[Lee Bartholomew]

I think you need to post a picture of what you wear with the shoes. Maybe it's the whole clothes/shoes combo that makes the shoes gay? If you post a pic then both my husband & I will rate you out of 10. If he rates you higher than I do then that will prove conclusively that the shoes must be gay.

Norm just wear tight leather trousers and a string vest. It goes with my tache and sailors hat.

[Alice]

What I need to know is... are my shoes gay?

Does it matter? Isn't it up to your shoes to decide their own sexuality?? Are you discriminating against them for their sexual choices?

I'm shocked, I really am

[Rhythm King]

It's the pink fluffy socks, isn't it?

[Lee Bartholomew]

It's the pink fluffy socks, isn't it?

and matching underwear

[Andy McGregor]

Welcome to the woodface forum. Been here a few weeks, tells us how to dance, especially how to spin, and is now accusing his shoes, very similar to some shoes I own, of being gay.

The sexuality of dance shoes is their business. I wear them, I put them in the bottom of my wardrobe with the other dance shoes. What they get up to in the dark is their business. Do they go for the stillettoes or do they snuggle up the b&w shoes? One thing I can tell you is that my dance trainers go either way

If you need to ask a question, the question you should ask yourself is "do I look gay in these?" Although why you'd want to know is beyond me

[Trouble]

Welcome to the woodface forum. Been here a few weeks, tells us how to dance, especially how to spin, and is now accusing his shoes, very similar to some shoes I own, of being gay.

The sexuality of dance shoes is their business. I wear them, I put them in the bottom of my wardrobe with the other dance shoes. What they get up to in the dark is their business. Do they go for the stillettoes or do they snuggle up the b&w shoes? One thing I can tell you is that my dance trainers go either way

If you need to ask a question, the question you should ask yourself is "do I look gay in these?" Although why you'd want to know is beyond me

time of the month Andy

[Double Trouble]

Welcome to the woodface forum. Been here a few weeks, tells us how to dance, especially how to spin, and is now accusing his shoes, very similar to some shoes I own, of being gay.

The sexuality of dance shoes is their business. I wear them, I put them in the bottom of my wardrobe with the other dance shoes. What they get up to in the dark is their business. Do they go for the stillettoes or do they snuggle up the b&w shoes? One thing I can tell you is that my dance trainers go either way

If you need to ask a question, the question you should ask yourself is "do I look gay in these?" Although why you'd want to know is beyond me

Andy, do you fancy Woodface? You certainly give him lots of attention. Perhaps you are one of his many stalkers.

[Katie Kicks Ass]

Personally I think they look like old man shoes not gay shoes.

[Lee Bartholomew]

Personally I think they look like old man shoes not gay shoes.

Thats much worse.

[Jamie]

Shoes dear? Those dear? Gay dear? No dear!

How very dare they!

Daisy

(A Sensibly Shod Little Flower)

He aint bovvered tho isit...

[Cruella]

He aint bovvered tho isit...

Quarter Pounder, want fries wiv that?

[CentrAlex]

Quarter Pounder, want fries wiv that?

Oh mate...u fort he woz a burger...take the shame!