Originally posted by Gadget
...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
thats only on pasty white skinned folks - do red haired people have their hair lightened by the sun, ive often wondered?
...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Black belt mascara users can do this
.....why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
because they knew they were going to get that publicity and lots of begging letters of course - why would they advertise!
.....why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
cos it's latin for shorten and i dont understand irony
...why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Because its an awful operating system. There more stupid things than that in windows . Theyre not the only company to succeed with rip off products done badly by using any means necessary - theyre just the best in the world at it!
...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
capitalist scum - lemon juice helps clean in dishwashing liquid and is needed but humans will drink any old nonsense as long as it has a picture of nice ripe lemons on the front, so the cheaper the ingredients the better
.....why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
which man is this - and why does he have my money - stop thief!!
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Cats will eat any small thing that runs away from them and we don't have Twinkle Toes flavoured cat food now do we ?
.....who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
talking dogs
.....why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
He swatted the misiklitos instead. They could breath fire so it was more annoying.
.....why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
They do - but its so heavy its called a submarine
.....why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
why do they call them flats when they're not flat ?
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