Forum Christmas presents

[Twirly]

What would you buy other forumites for Christmas? And why?

I think that an electric cattle prod for ESG for his work on the calendar thread would be a good idea...

[Beowulf]

A new gag for Witty.. The one she keeps gagging herself with must have seen better days.

[Dreadful Scathe]

Hmm a Frankensteins forum monster -

The face of WittyBird
The brains of DavidJames
The dance ability of Amir
The legs of Donna
....etc..

[TheTramp]

The breasts of fletch?

[CJ]

The breasts of fletch?

Sounds like a horror film!!! Or a Sherlock Holmes movie.
Harry Potter and the Breasts of Fletch?!?

[Beowulf]

A big wooden spoon for Gav.. I know how he loves stirring

a spelcheker four gadget and fletch as I no their grasp off spelin sumtimes leafs a lot to be desired

A copy of this years Halliwell's Film, DVD and Video Guide with all the pages ripped out for Straycat.. as he doesn't need it, his knowledge of movies is already encyclopaedic

Lots of flight tickets for Twirly and Taz.. for obvious reasons

Lots of flight tickets for Me and PMJD.. for the same obvious reasons

[Gav]

A big wooden spoon for Gav.. I know how he loves stirring

Moi? I'm hurt, how could you think such a thing?

A new sick bucket for the singleton's sofa?

[Clueless]

Moi? I'm hurt, how could you think such a thing?

A new sick bucket for the singleton's sofa?

I have heard the one there is getting 'quite' full

[WittyBird]

A new gag for Witty.. The one she keeps gagging herself with must have seen better days.

Cheeky

Hmm a Frankensteins forum monster -

The face of WittyBird
The brains of DavidJames
The dance ability of Amir
The legs of Donna
....etc..

Beautiful looking dancer but thick as pig sh1t eh

[Heather]

Sounds like a horror film!!! Or a Sherlock Holmes movie.
Harry Potter and the Breasts of Fletch?!?

Heather
x

[spindr]

Hmm a Frankensteins forum monster -

The face of WittyBird
The brains of DavidJames
The dance ability of Amir
The legs of Donna
....etc..

Nice legs, shame about the...
SpinDr

[Little Monkey]

Lots of flight tickets for Twirly and Taz.. for obvious reasons

Lots of flight tickets for Me and PMJD.. for the same obvious reasons

And what about flight tickets for me? And Sheepman?? And poor Jammy and Wayaaybird??? And Dratzel and Lone Wolf????

Or do we not deserve them...?

[WittyBird]

And poor Jammy and Wayaaybird???

Well I don't think they do flights from 1 end of London to the other

[Little Monkey]

Well I don't think they do flights from 1 end of London to the other

Right.

I've obviously missed something..... Has Jammy moved to London permanently now???

I just haven't got time to keep up with all the gossip on the forum!

[WittyBird]

Right.

I've obviously missed something..... Has Jammy moved to London permanently now???

Jammy now works for Ceroc London We have him now

Maybe you should consider moving It's the height of fashion now you know. Just need to persuade a few others

[Little Monkey]

Jammy now works for Ceroc London We have him now

Maybe you should consider moving It's the height of fashion now you know. Just need to persuade a few others

Gosh. I didn't know.... Oh well, more up to date now, thanks!

Well, I'm at least going to be in London from 2nd December until first week in January...... If I really like it, Greg might not get rid of me (and my dog!) again!

Or I might steal Sheepy away from you all! Mwahahahahaha!

[Beowulf]

Maybe you should consider moving It's the height of fashion now you know. Just need to persuade a few others

Well I'm doing it slowly and in stages. My Phone Charger now stays in London with Twirly and I'm now registered with Ceroc Greenwich (mainly because I lost my card when I was down there.. and signed up for a new one)

Like boiling a frog.. slowly slowly does it and they'll never notice

[David Bailey]

Sounds like there should be a special Forum Christmas Flight organised between Scotland and London...

[Twirly]

Maybe there should simply be a Ceroc private jet to ferry everyone around to meet their loved ones - and to carry those not yet attached to fabulous dance venues solo too.

[whitetiger1518]

Maybe there should simply be a Ceroc private jet to ferry everyone around to meet their loved ones - and to carry those not yet attached to fabulous dance venues solo too.

We might have to club together to get a Private Jet (and pilot ) stuck in the top of the forum Christmas stocking - but then:

It would be worth it

We could maybe convert the pilots all to CEROC

Whitetiger