Is the Gene Pool degenerating

[Gus]

Loose faith ... looks like the US idea of fun is taking over ....

See this..

What I cant work out is how the internal injuries. Surely he tried to fire the rock away not into

[Caro]

I have to say that when I saw the title of this thread, and given this one yesterday, I started to wonder if you had some particular issue about degeneration or ageing in any way...
sorry Gus

(PS: I have no idea who Gus is and how old he is, so please don't take this as a personal attack)

[Gus]

I have to say that when I saw the title of this thread, and given this one yesterday, I started to wonder if you had some particular issue about degeneration or ageing in any way...
sorry Gus

(PS: I have no idea who Gus is and how old he is, so please don't take this as a personal attack)

Ageing ... whats that got to do with anything ... its the kiddies I'm scared about

[Aleks]

... its the kiddies I'm scared about

Didn't know you had any, or that you were worried about their genetic potential

[Dreadful Scathe]

why is his faith loose ? surely its his bowels that are loose ho ho

[Dreadful Scathe]

I have to say that when I saw the title of this thread, and given this one yesterday, I started to wonder if you had some particular issue about degeneration or ageing in any way...
sorry Gus

(PS: I have no idea who Gus is and how old he is, so please don't take this as a personal attack)

Gus is an ex-male model and lingerie specialist from the Manchester area.

[Gus]

Gus is an ex-male model and lingerie specialist from the Manchester area.

I AM NOT from Manchester, I'm from STOKE! Its just that I've been exiled to Manchester. Having said that I've seen scarier things in Stoke than fireworks up bottoms. As they say about Stoke lads, they only know two things .. how to fill prams and how to push them

[Beowulf]

I watch too much Doctor Who.. Thought that said "Is the Gene Pool regenerating?"

[Will]

Loose faith ... looks like the US idea of fun is taking over ....

See this..

What I cant work out is how the internal injuries. Surely he tried to fire the rock away not into

As the launching fireworks from one's rectum is becoming more and more common these days, perhaps we should look at making fireworks that are SAFE to be launched from one's anal regions (afterall, that seems to be the modern day philosophy for everything else).

Fireworks that can be safely lit whilst in the back passage should be called / clearly labelled as "CRACKers"

[Gus]

As the launching fireworks from one's rectum is becoming more and more common these days, perhaps we should look at making fireworks that are SAFE to be launched from one's anal regions (afterall, that seems to be the modern day philosophy for everything else).

Can think of a few people I'd like to volunteer to market test this excellent new product. At least it would stop them talking out of it for a while.

[Gav]

Thankfully, things like the Darwin Awards show us that sooner or later, these people end up dying in bizarre situations. Hopefully before they have a chance to reproduce.

[ToeTrampler]

...What I cant work out is how the internal injuries. Surely he tried to fire the rock away not into

If it's like the one I saw, the injuries are caused by involuntary sphincteral "clenching" trapping the stick in place while rocket discharges it's exhaust over the surrounding area. Would think there would be a fair bit of internal burning from conductive heat transfer through the stick as well.
The final explosion of the rocket is usually sufficient to cause a release