You want a game, you got it. Here are the three rules to the game.

1. Now that you have been introduced to The Game, you are playing it.

2. Every time you think of The Game, you lose the game.

3. Every time you lose the game, you must announce (out loud, through AIM, by posting) that you've lost the game.

Therefore, I lost the game. Of course, you get a 30 minute grace period before you can lose again. How do you win The Game? I heard that if you lose within 30 minutes before you die, you win the game.

For more info, check it out on Wikipedia.