How can I tell you that I don't care?

[Sheepman]

him: no I can't tonight I must fit a cat flap.

seriously???

Even I could came up with 3 billions better excuses than that.

But Caro, I think you've got it all wrong, surely that wasn't a rejection?

It might just show that he's kind and caring, maybe the weather had changed for the worse, and his poor pussy was stranded out in the cold, or it was being terrorised by the local tom, and even though he wanted to be with you, he just couldn't let the poor animal suffer!

(And in case you're wondering, I haven't ever used that one!)

I think my worst must have been, "I need to concentrate on my schoolwork."
(Before you start getting uptight, I was only 14. She was stunningly beautiful, intelligent, and with filthy rich parents...

But what made it worse was just the day before I'd turned down this really hot girl who'd asked me out.

I'll get over it one day...

Greg

[Caro]

But Caro, I think you've got it all wrong, surely that wasn't a rejection?

{... totally unrealistic stuff...}

.... yeah, right!

I think my worst must have been, "I need to concentrate on my schoolwork."

but that sounds like a perfectly valid excuse to me! Some people are serious about school

Me thinks you haven't been rejected well enough

[NZ Monkey]

How about: ‘’I think you’re really great guy but……’’

At that point I temporarily lost the ability to comprehend English or discern the passage of time.

To this day I’m not sure if she said ‘’you’re just not my type’’, ‘’I’m not ready for a relationship right now’’ or ‘’A horde of rampaging space monkeys have invaded my home village, and I need to spend my time there organising the resistance. It’s brutal –they’re armed with peanut butter and those multi-coloured sprinkles you occasionally see on birthday cakes. They’re finger painting the children as we speak’’

I may have missed the best rejection line ever and I’ll never know

[Lou]

The ultimate and this really happened to a friend of mine

Sorry I am getting married

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The ultimate and this really happened to a friend of mine "That was the last time, I am getting married tomorrow." - happened to a friend of mine too.

Wouldn't it be splendid irony if your friends were marrying each other...

[Sheepman]

Me thinks you haven't been rejected well enough

And me thinks that maybe you have an outstanding rejection in mind!

I really must get to work on that Luuurve letter...

Greg