Room 101

[Stuart M]

My Room 101 list, which I'd meant to put in the last Room 101 Thread (any chance they could be merged, mods?)

1. Paranoid Celtic fans
2. Scotrail's cycle reservation system - long story, it resulted in me hanging around Fersit station (aka the back of beyond) for about 5 hours one rainy day.
3. That sitcom with Boycie from Only Fools
4. Brussel sprouts
5. Faro airport
6. The turning circle of Fiat Bravos
7. That track with the X-files whistle in it, which Franck seems to play every Tuesday...

BTW, The one thing you can't put into Room 101 is Part 3, Chapter 5 of George Orwell's novel "1984". Because it's already in there.

I'll get me coat...

[Dreadful Scathe]

I'll get me coat...

I was already holding it for you

[Stuart M]

I was already holding it for you

B****r. What time's the ferry to Rotterdam?

[Genie]

Ah yes, Insomnia and wasps. In fact, almost any buzzing insect. Add those to my list.

B****r. What time's the ferry to Rotterdam?

Leaves Hull on 1st November at 9am, I believe.

[Juju]

Ah yes, Insomnia and wasps. In fact, almost any buzzing insect.

Insomnia, absolutely. Especially when combined with ear ache.

[Caro]

Cameroon

I hate the rude people
I hate the food at the restaurant
I hate the chef who makes the disgusting food
I hate not been able to walk in the city
I hate the fact there's nothing to see in that city
I hate the fact there's nothing to do
I hate having no friends here

and most of all I hate, hate, NOT BEING ABLE TO DANCE

(_ç'Ã*"è-ç)"' country

(rant over... almost feel better but no quite )

[TheTramp]

Poor Caro

It's not that long until the end of Jan.....

[Caro]

Poor Caro

It's not that long until the end of Jan.....

I know... but right now it feels like eternity

[TheTramp]

I know... but right now it feels like eternity

Resign?

[Double Trouble]

That bloody welsh weather girl with the stupid arm movements.......get a proper job you fat headed freak.

Christ I feel so much better for that.

[Barry Shnikov]

That bloody welsh weather girl with the stupid arm movements.......get a proper job you fat headed freak.

Christ I feel so much better for that.

It's funny, she gets my stepmother the same way. Can you explain why it gets you so bad? (She gets all excited by the BBC woman though.)

[Barry Shnikov]

How many do you get?

1. Religion
2. Racism
3. Political correctness
4. 'Disco 'versions of any other song. Perpetrators will be first against the wall after the revolution.
5. "reality TV" (so called; as if anyone ever got involved with the stupid f()cking tasks they get set.)
6. Ruby Wax
7. Tripe
8. Julie Burchill (like Ruby Wax but with no redeeming features.)

[Barry Shnikov]

Parmesan cheese - I can't quite decide whether is smells like vomit

...but amazingly, I eat it. The fresh stuff, by the way, is far more easy on the schnoz.

[Barry Shnikov]

12. Skirt sizing - I want a new skirt, can I get one, can I heck. The waists are huge, the bums are tiny; it's industry catering for the transvestite market, imho. And they're either far too bloody long or they barely cover your backside. Pah.

Weird. You wouldn't think they'd miss the commercial opportunities in catering for normal shaped people like you...

[Barry Shnikov]

14. Enclosed spaces ... the pantry at my parents' house

...where, no doubt, you try on your skirts...

[Gav]

All football.
Parents that scream at their children.
Call centres.
Gertrude Stein.
Jeremy Clarkson.
Anyone who disagrees with me.

[Blueshoes]

Anyone who disagrees with me.

I definitely wouldn't have put that one in....

[Juju]

...where, no doubt, you try on your skirts...

Have I missed something? Or is it just that you're a bit weird?

[Double Trouble]

It's funny, she gets my stepmother the same way. Can you explain why it gets you so bad? (She gets all excited by the BBC woman though.)

let's start at the top and work down.

hair
Head shape
Voice (could she sound any more smug & welsh)
arms & hands - what is that all about? She looks like she is knitting with invisible needles and thick wool.
And she says 'all the while' about 10 times in one minute.

I realise this is not putting me in a good light. But you did ask. I just want to kidnap her, set her hands in concrete and dump her in the thames.

i think that's fair, based on how utterly annoying she is.

[David Bailey]

Who is this woman? Is it Sian whatsit who was on one of the "I'm a Celeb" programmes a while back?

Voice (could she sound any more smug & welsh)

Well, sounding Welsh is clearly evil beyond compare.
Most of the Radio 4 presenters are guiilty of being Welsh or Scottish.
The b&stards.