Just received this link and thought i had to share.
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats.html
Gent.
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Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)
Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
That date is recognized as her official birthday.
much better cats here http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/
These 2 were my favorites from the page,
Sorry, i did not notice they were BMP, have rectified and deleted the first post.What a let-down - took ages to open (bmp ) and then booooriiiiing (well the first was - didn't bother with the 2nd one)
Gent
Seems i made a right pigs ear of this post. Can someone with some power correct the first post for me.
Cheers
Gent
I love these ones.karate kitten.bmp
scitzo cat.bmp
showered kitten.bmp
Well I thought they were great! Thanks for a good !
Love the new avatar BTW!
Liked them too - though that person in the shower with the cat is either very very brave or exceedingly stupid as they don't appear to be wearing anything very much. Haven't they read how to bathe your cat?
has to be the invisible sandwich and the invisible bike ones for me... made me laugh .
I am definitely not a cat person, but those pics definitely cracked me up!
Fantastic!
Christmas will soon be here, so here's some invaluable advice
Gift Wrapping Hints for Cat Owners
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to cupboard and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.
3. Open door and remove cat from cupboard.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc. . .
7. Lay out presents and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.
13. Try and smooth out paper, realise cat is underneath and remove cat.
14. Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight.
15. Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors, and tore the paper.
16. Cut second sheet of paper to size - by putting cat in the bag the present came in.
17. Place present on paper.
18. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present. Wonder why edges don't reach. Realise cat is between present and paper. Remove cat.
19. Place object on paper, to hold in place while tearing transparent sticky tape.
20. Spend 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
21. Seal paper with sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
22. Look for roll of ribbon. Chase cat down hall in order to retrieve ribbon.
23. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
24. Re-roll ribbon and remove paper, which is now torn due to cat's enthusiastic ribbon chase.
25. Repeat steps 13-20 until you reach last sheet of paper.
26. Decide to skip steps 13-17 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that is the right size for sheet of paper.
27. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
28. Remove sting, open box and remove cat.
29. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for lockable room.
30. Once inside lockable room, lock door and start to re-lay out paper and materials.
31. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close and relock.
32. Repeat previous step as often as is necessary (until you can hear cat from outside door)
33. Lay out last sheet of paper. (This will be difficult in the small area of the toilet, but do your best)
34. Discover cat has already torn paper. Unlock door go out and hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year's paper. Remember that you haven't got any left because cat helped with this last year as well.
35. Return to lockable room, lock door, and sit on toilet and try to make torn sheet of paper look presentable.
36. Seal box, wrap with paper and repair by very carefully sealing with sticky tape. Tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst areas.
37. Label. Sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulate yourself on completing a difficult job.
38. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
39. Spend 15 minutes looking for cat until coming to obvious conclusion.
40. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
41. Go to shops and buy a gift bag.
Terrific....
Loved the Cookie Cat best... aaahhhhh, so cute...(reminded me of Puss in boots on Shrek... )
thank you.
This one's my favourite.
Last edited by Cruella; 9th-December-2010 at 02:40 PM.
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