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    Originally posted by Graham
    ..... balding lotharios.
    What on earth are these and take it I'm one

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    Originally posted by Dave Hancock
    What on earth are these and take it I'm one

    and only really.



    (read your Marple a little more closely)

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    Originally posted by Chicklet

    Now, thinking about this properly, I think we need an ad.

    Double breasted fluffy blonde bird available for immediate sale.
    Comes with own coop and beamer.


    improve on this please boys?
    For sale

    One little yellow Chicklet

    £2.50 ono

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    Originally posted by Chicklet
    Double breasted fluffy blonde bird available for immediate sale.
    Comes with own coop and beamer.
    All fine. You may want to change to 'sale or return' though

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    Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
    All fine. You may want to change to 'sale or return' though




    what about £2.50 for the full thing then £0.50 back on the empty?

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    Originally posted by Chicklet




    what about £2.50 for the full thing then £0.50 back on the empty?

    actually that really doesn't work for girls does it????


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    C

    You've just passed 500

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    Originally posted by Chicklet


    what about £2.50 for the full thing then £0.50 back on the empty?
    Think with girls in mind I'd pay the higher fee for the empty

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    Originally posted by Dave Hancock
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    You've just passed 500
    and with such flair and interesting content :sorry :sorry

    doesn't time fly eh?

    Thanks D


    CAFG

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    Originally posted by Chicklet
    and with such flair and interesting content :sorry
    THATS IT!!

    Chicklet for Sale. Has Flair and interesting content.

    £5.00 plus free creme egg



    see - helps with the sweetener for the deal though

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    Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe

    £5.00 plus free creme egg [/i]
    If we made it a pack of 3, I'm sure Wendy would buy me for that.

    So glad I can go to a good home.

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    Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe


    Chicklet for Sale. Has Flair and interesting content.

    £5.00 plus free creme egg

    £5.00 - NO WAY, well you know what they say about Aberdonians...

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    Originally posted by Chicklet
    If we made it a pack of 3, I'm sure Wendy would buy me for that.
    Was going to make a smart comment about " packets of three, ............then thoughtt better of it.......

    Glad to see you're over your flu chickie...

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    thanks for the DD!!!

    need loads this week, but it's still not a good idea cos the coldy fluey thing is not getting much better!!!!

    also been very busy accounting all week with v little foruming time, and what happens when I look away for a day or so - I get SOLD!!!!!!

    trying hard to be fit and healthy for Friday night but it's not looking good at the mo

    will let you know!!!

    thanks again

    Cx

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    Originally posted by Dave Hancock
    £5.00 - NO WAY, well you know what they say about Aberdonians...
    That they'd rather spend their £5 on a good pair of sheep chasing wellies than on nice clean chickies, we know.

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    <-- for Chickie....

    Steve

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    Originally posted by TheTramp
    Yeah. I know. But I figured that Chickie hadn't seen it, since she wasn't on the boards when I made the post the first time.
    And Steve, honey, you told me this on the way to Camber....You might get away with this kind of nonsense down south but you won't up here !!! You'll have to be funny, clever and orginal all the time after July 12th or we'll send you back !!!

    Wxxxxxxxxx

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    Originally posted by Wendy
    And Steve, honey, you told me this on the way to Camber....You might get away with this kind of nonsense down south but you won't up here !!! You'll have to be funny, clever and orginal all the time after July 12th or we'll send you back !!!

    Wxxxxxxxxx
    Oh yes, pleeeease send him back! I may be wrong, but I think we're going to miss him down here ...

    Oh, Wendy (I don't think I'm too off-topic here, considering the subject is 'inane ramblings'), I've been meaning to ask you for ages ... What did you think of Camber? And anyone else who was there?

    I really enjoyed it - downstairs, anyway. Spent about 30 minutes in total upstairs and hated that. But I think there was a marked difference in style and quality of dancers with Rock Bottoms on the same weekend. Shame ...

    Did you get lots of good dances with Lucky-Dip Jimmy? I do wish I'd taken the opportunity for you to introduce me now, but I was dancing so badly on Friday, I could hardly face anyone. By Sunday I felt much better.

    Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like their dancing peaks at Camber then goes so much downhill immediately afterwards? Why is that???

    Rachel

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    Originally posted by Rachel
    Oh yes, pleeeease send him back! I may be wrong, but I think we're going to miss him down here ...

    Oh, Wendy (I don't think I'm too off-topic here, considering the subject is 'inane ramblings'), I've been meaning to ask you for ages ... What did you think of Camber? And anyone else who was there?

    I really enjoyed it - downstairs, anyway. Spent about 30 minutes in total upstairs and hated that. But I think there was a marked difference in style and quality of dancers with Rock Bottoms on the same weekend. Shame ...

    Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like their dancing peaks at Camber then goes so much downhill immediately afterwards? Why is that???

    Rachel
    Awwww. Thank you Rachel :sorry It's nice to feel wanted.....

    I enjoyed Camber this time more than I have the last couple. Have no idea why nothing really major - a few minor reasons, and I guess that they added up to make it all more enjoyable.

    Upstairs was okie on the last night - in fact, I stayed upstairs all night then, since there was more room, and not so hot. Also, not sure I'd have enjoyed the music downstairs. A lot more 'lindy-like' all evening, from the reports I've heard.

    And as for your dancing going downhill after Camber. I didn't notice that at all last night!

    Steve

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    Was coming on here to say this before I saw it had drifted to Camber (booked for next time so also vv interested!!)

    So Rachel please don't think I'm trying to ignore your great topic!!!!


    BUT please may we have some more accountant jokes?

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