Inane ramblings and Accountants jokes

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Go and talk us through FRS4

I would, but I'm sure more people would be interested in hearing about YOUR Capital Instrument than mine.

And anyway it's far too exciting for the DANCE thread and we might get into trouble.

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Yeah. I know. But I figured that Chickie hadn't seen it, since she wasn't on the boards when I made the post the first time.

Steve

thanks, I did appreciate it.

*Sighs*

Bloody accountants!


you practically INVITED this, so no sympathy, only yourself to blame!!

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by TheTramp
*Sighs*

Bloody accountants!

Oh Trampie, you love us really

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by Chicklet

And anyway it's far too exciting for the DANCE thread and we might get into trouble.

Then we'd have to discuss FRS13 and then things really would get tooooo exciting

[CJ]

Let's tal;k about dance , people!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

[TheTramp]

Of course I love you really.

Sort of.

Steve

[Graham]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Care to share why your assets have a useful life of less than a year

Is this the official definition? Surely it's the liquidity of Chickie's assets that's the key factor.

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by Graham
Is this the official definition? Surely it's the liquidity of Chickie's assets that's the key factor.

Graham,
No, no, no, no, no
Down in the standards as less than a year, liquidity is purely a term which has gained prominence in recent years generally referring to how quickly items (not neccessarily assets) can be turned into cash.

Enough accounts though, back to dance and forum chats, although would you say that Chickie's assets are liquid in nature???

[CJ]

well, not being an accountant, I'm struggling to keep up here...

but it strikes me that it depends on how long it takes to turn her assets into cash, yes??

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
...., liquidity ....assets......

Wots liquidity ? wots an asset ?

hmm ... are we arranging to sell Chicklet ?? surely thats misuse of the forum

[CJ]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
hmm ... are we arranging to sell Chicklet ?? surely thats misuse of the fourm

Not if we cut youin on the action, DS...

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
Not if we cut youin on the action, DS...

Don't know if we'd get that much that we could cut too many folk in on it *Ducks*

[Graham]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Don't know if we'd get that much that we could cut too many folk in on it *Ducks*

Yeah, but we're only selling her assets, so we'll get more than if we lump in the liabilities.

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Graham
Yeah, but we're only selling her assets, so we'll get more than if we lump in the liabilities.

New FIlm - coming soon

The Wrath of Chicklet

a few choice excerpts of the script will be appearing on this thread shortly

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by Graham
Yeah, but we're only selling her assets, so we'll get more than if we lump in the liabilities.

We'll have to be quick though as they are only current, however haven't noticed a huge amount of liabilities with her, anything you want to share with us

[Dave Hancock]

Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
New FIlm - coming soon

The Wrath of Chicklet

a few choice excerpts of the script will be appearing on this thread shortly

Alternatively, the Chicklet Strikes Back

[Dreadful Scathe]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Alternatively, the Chicklet Strikes Back

Nah, that suggests people would have survived their first encounter.

I suggest just....

'Chicklet'

tag line:
A gorgeous caring woman in a hard society fights against oppression and does lots for charity

...its a moving piece of work - just like me. Im a 'piece of work' who is running away from this thread before I get into trouble


whaddya mean 'coward'

[Graham]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
We'll have to be quick though as they are only current, however haven't noticed a huge amount of liabilities with her, anything you want to share with us

What a crawler! No way is that going to get you off the hook for your previous post! I think her biggest liability is a fondness for balding lotharios.

[Chicklet]

**** returns from v important accountant meeting to find self up for sale****


G- man I have no f'in lumpy liabilities to affect the resale value of the assets and am most hurt to find you think otherwise....just cos it took you 6 times to teach me that (MADE UP) move on Saturday, you've decided to peck on me. Shame.



Now, thinking about this properly, I think we need an ad.

Double breasted fluffy blonde bird available for immediate sale.
Comes with own coop and beamer.


improve on this please boys?

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Alternatively, the Chicklet Strikes Back

nah more likely to strike elsewhere - backs I have seen recently within striking distance been a bit sweaty really