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Reply With Quotetee hee hee I'm glad someone else commented on your English/Scottish. And there was you criticising me.... *sigh*Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Are you Heather in disguise,
Are you Heather in disguise,
Are you Heather, are you Heather...
J
Originally posted by Graham
It is often the case that I often don't really understand you completely - often because your sentence structure is often questionable.
Are you Heather in disguise,
Are you Heather in disguise,
Are you Heather, are you Heather...
tee hee hee I'm glad someone else commented on your English/Scottish. And there was you criticising me.... *sigh*Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Are you Heather in disguise,
Are you Heather in disguise,
Are you Heather, are you Heather...
J
I'm not even going to think about passing comment on this one....Originally posted by Jayne
And there was you criticising me.... *sigh*
Steve
Guys, guys, guys,Originally posted by TheTramp
C'mon. He's an accountant. What do you expect??
Throw me a frickin' bone.
Attack from all sides
And while I ain't too hot at English I'm significantly better with figures
Oooh, careful.Originally posted by TheTramp
C'mon. He's an accountant. What do you expect??
Steve
You ruffle one you may ruffle all.
United we stand and pinstripe suits been known to conceal all kinds of dangerous impliments....
There were 3 guys discussing the relative merits of having a mistress over having a wife.
The artist said that it would always have to be a mistress for the excitement, and fun.
The lawyer said that it would always have to be a wife, for the steady homelife.
The accoutant said that it would always have to be both a wife and a mistress.
When the other two looked at him askance, he explained that if you have both, the wife will think that you're with the mistress, the mistress will think that you're with the wife.....
And you can be down the office, getting on with some lovely work!!
Steve
Wahey, a fellow bean counter to help out
Aha. And I wondered where the Chickie had got to (it's been quiet around here recently, and it's not even month end....).Originally posted by Chicklet
Oooh, careful.
You ruffle one you may ruffle all.
United we stand and pinstripe suits been known to conceal all kinds of dangerous impliments....
Nice to know that a mild tease of accountants will bring them all out of the woodwork though
Steve
Originally posted by TheTramp
, he explained that if you have both, the wife will think that you're with the mistress, the mistress will think that you're with the wife.....
And you can be down the office, getting on with some lovely work!!
Steve
no this is software design engineers with their own businesses who do metal bashing on the side!!!!!!!!!!
trust me I know.
returns to week of 13 hour days with knickers on over suit saving plant.......
D any time they get on at you again just shine the VAT signaland I'll jump in and then jump up and down and distract them with er something.
Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no moreOriginally posted by Chicklet
D any time they get on at you again just shine the VAT signal
Before resorting to such measures, you have to let me know what you're going to distract them with....Originally posted by Chicklet
D any time they get on at you again just shine the VAT signal
Deary me, Trampy - you're repeating yourself now!Originally posted by TheTramp
There were 3 guys discussing the relative merits of having a mistress over having a wife.......This, your 1927th post, is the same as your 566th! Click here if you need proof!
Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Before resorting to such measures, you have to let me know what you're going to distract them with....
current assets, both with and without floating charge..probaby.
Knew there was a reason for so many postsOriginally posted by Graham
Deary me, Trampy - you're repeating yourself now!
Yeah. I know. But I figured that Chickie hadn't seen it, since she wasn't on the boards when I made the post the first time.Originally posted by Graham
Deary me, Trampy - you're repeating yourself now!
Steve
Jolly D of you Trampie
Care to share why your assets have a useful life of less than a yearOriginally posted by Chicklet
current assets, both with and without floating charge..probaby.
Originally posted by Dave Hancock
Care to share why your assets have a useful life of less than a year
maybe it's just the window dressing that has a useful life of less than a year
"fixed" sounded so uninviting??
should I flash my naughty off-BS F instead?
Go and talk us through FRS4Originally posted by Chicklet
should I flash my naughty off-BS F instead?
*Sighs*
Bloody accountants!
Steve
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