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ok have been working on that all day yesterday:Originally Posted by SnowWhite
Sorry,used ear plugs are only acceptable if covered in very old, cold earwax, left forgotten under the spare bed for a while and have liberal covering of dust and dead bugs attached. Please ensure this is sorted before you...
Chuck em in!
- I have rolled them in a small piece of mouldy bread
- I have been fishing (my new passion in the absence of dancing), and used the mouldy-bread-with-plugs on my hook as a bite for the fish; I caught a big red fish and retrieved the plugs from his mouth (so they're covered in mould and fish saliva now)
- I have dipped them in crude oil (my grandma said it was the best way to keep the saliva intact underneath)
- I have rolled them patiently on a rotten, wormy piece of wood and have englued 7 little worms in the crude on the fish saliva on the mouldy plugs
- I have left them to dry on a dusty helideck. For your information, the 'dust' consists mainly of bats' ****. So we have batshit on 7 little worms in the crude on the fish saliva on the mouldy plugs.
- Since there was still one worm wiggling in the batshit on the crude, I asked the lab technician to put a drop of sulfuric acid on it. To my satisfaction, the recalcitrant worm stopped wiggling. (If can't dance here, nobody else can).
Now I am confident that my plugs are worthy of the Witty Ears.
I trust Miss SnowWhite that Her High Authority will acknowledge that my endeavours clearly exceeds Her requirements aforementioned and hence...
I chuck'em in!
- my husband gave her a Chelsea vs Barcelona souvenir scarf last night and it was NEW 
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