Ideas for Wittys Birthday Prezzie...

[Northants Girly]

What about some of these . . . .

[fletch]

But can give plenty freebie

And a FAB dance

[WittyBird]

But can give plenty freebie

Yeah baby! you're coming to Camber aint ya?

What about some of these . . . .

Nah already tried they don't work

[Caro]

I've got a pair of (used) ear plugs here (don't worry Witty my ears are very clean) , thought it might be useful at weekenders if you want to sleep while other people are in the chalet...

Can I chuck'em in ?

oh Witty you are so lucky you'll have plenty of b-day presents

[Lory]

I've got 2 large old sofa's for her but she'll have to pick them up herself and I can't wrap them (although I will stick a bow on them, if she picks them up before my new ones arrive and i'll even throw in some curtains too)

Not that I'm trying to get rid of them or anything like that

Failing that, anyone else want them?

[SnowWhite]

I've got a few dogends in the ashtray - all i can offer at present! Skint as uppers

You don't state which end of the dog....

Not to worry - she ain't fussy, chuck em in!

[SnowWhite]

I've got a pair of (used) ear plugs here (don't worry Witty my ears are very clean) , thought it might be useful at weekenders if you want to sleep while other people are in the chalet...

Can I chuck'em in ?

Sorry, used ear plugs are only acceptable if covered in very old, cold earwax, left forgotten under the spare bed for a while and have liberal covering of dust and dead bugs attached. Please ensure this is sorted before you...

Chuck em in!

[SnowWhite]

I've got 2 large old sofa's for her but she'll have to pick them up herself and I can't wrap them (although I will stick a bow on them, if she picks them up before my new ones arrive and i'll even throw in some curtains too)

Not that I'm trying to get rid of them or anything like that

Failing that, anyone else want them?

Are you suggesting that 1 large old sofa isn't enough for her ample rear end? That's just harsh!!!

Can I ask... Why would you want to 'throw' in your curtains? Even Witty uses a bucket!!!
However, curtains in that state...

Chuck em in!

[WittyBird]

Are you suggesting that 1 large old sofa isn't enough for her ample rear end? That's just harsh!!!

Cheeky biatch

[Barry Shnikov]

I'm sure she will let you have a sniff if ou ask nicely

Charming.

[WittyBird]

Charming.

And your point is?

[Cruella]

I've got some duck tape for her.
It has many uses, over her mouth to stop the alcohol forcing it's way in. Or if it's too late for that, to stop the expletives and insults from forcing their way out!
Also good for keeping certain parts of her body inside her clothes (for a change )
Can be used to tie up Snow Whites pressie too.

[SnowWhite]

I've got some duck tape for her.
It has many uses, over her mouth to stop the alcohol forcing it's way in. Or if it's too late for that, to stop the expletives and insults from forcing their way out!]

Like your thinking - you got the extra strong stuff then!

[Also good for keeping certain parts of her body inside her clothes (for a change ) ]

Presume you have quite a lot...!

[Can be used to tie up Snow Whites pressie too.

Chuck it in!

[WittyBird]

I've got some duck tape for her.
It has many uses, over her mouth to stop the alcohol forcing it's way in. Or if it's too late for that, to stop the expletives and insults from forcing their way out!
Also good for keeping certain parts of her body inside her clothes (for a change )
Can be used to tie up Snow Whites pressie too.

Cheeky Mare - Pot, Kettle & Black comes to mind

[robd]

How about a Beagle I found wandering about outside HLS? Could save valuable sparking up time for WB if she trains it up well?

[Mostlysane]

I've just been talking to the lady herself and she wants one of these.

http://www.ohmibod.com/

Problem sorted

[WittyBird]

I've just been talking to the lady herself and she wants one of these.

http://www.ohmibod.com/

Problem sorted

that was a secret

[SnowWhite]

I've just been talking to the lady herself and she wants one of these.

http://www.ohmibod.com/

Problem sorted

hmmm...

Chuck it in

(Disclaimer: SnowWhite has already proven herself willing to risk her own personal health and welfare testing chocolates to ensure quality - are you really gonna want this after it's been tested WB... )

[WittyBird]

hmmm...

Chuck it in

(Disclaimer: SnowWhite has already proven herself willing to risk her own personal health and welfare testing chocolates to ensure quality - are you really gonna want this after it's been tested WB... )

2nd thoughts then

[SnowWhite]

2nd thoughts then

Thought: You could always add some antiseptic wipes to your wish list...