I have an empty bottle of wine and some mouldy cheese
So as to avoid taking over the 'What have I learnt' thread, I propose we start a new one.
What would you like to include in Witty's Birthday Prezzie?
So far we have...
1 box of half-eaten (but fully tested and safe) chocolates, rewrapped.
1 pack of dusty, slightly soggy crisps that were lovely when first opened...
Anyone else got something they would like to palm off (oops!) I mean give to Witty for her birthday
I have an empty bottle of wine and some mouldy cheese
Some old, worn-out dance shoes
rotten cabbage
oops, sorry....wrong thread
Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story
i have a half eaten banana in front of me she can have!
Just a health and safety warning.
IF you decide to bake a cake for a hunky male to jump out of.. remember to put him in AFTER it's baked.
Oh the trouble I got into for that one ...
I have already got Witty prezzie
you know how organised I like to be, but
I have a few old pairs of tights I could throw in they have only been warn a couple of times the gussets are in tact, it will save her ringing me on way to wherever we go asking me to stop off and get some from ASDA
As I am skint but down in London very soon I'll just have to give her one of these
A BIG HUG
This is just soooo funny
I've got a few dogends in the ashtray - all i can offer at present! Skint as uppers
But can give plenty freebie
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