Caviar - check
Champagne - check
Strawberries - check
VIPs - check
Chocolate cake - check (
I can have everything in my ceremony, no?)
*Drum rolls*
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am very proud to announce that we have a winner for this year Caro's Love Letter Competition...
One whose talent is only matched by his bravery,
One who marries words better than Shakespeare,
One whose dancing is as predictable as his spelling,
The only, the unique
*the audience burst in continuous applause, women faint, children scream, men cry*
Gadget... I never thought I would say that
(no offence ;-)), I'm yours ...
and your priz(c!)e will be?
...be nice, remember, I'm a shy thing!
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