There are some Facts in here that could have an answer but im buggered if i can think of any....what about you.....
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting weak?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?
oh and most importantly
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Tarzan grew up in the jungle
Tarzan doesn't know how to use razors.
Women don’t grow breads
Men grow breads
Answer to this question is TARZAN IS A WOMAN
But I am too sure why superman wears his underpants over his trousers
Or
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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