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    For All Us Lovely Girls - A Joke



    "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

    "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied

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    He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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    Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
    A: To stop the snoring before it starts.

    ENJOY GIRLS,, MADE ME SMILE ANYWAY

    SORRY BOYS BUT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE.

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    Re: For All Us Lovely Girls - A Joke

    LOL

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    Re: For All Us Lovely Girls - A Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by trouble View Post
    ENJOY GIRLS,, MADE ME SMILE ANYWAY

    SORRY BOYS BUT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE.
    *cough*

    *ducks*

    (Look at her location)

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    Re: For All Us Lovely Girls - A Joke

    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    *cough*

    *ducks*

    (Look at her location)
    Um I should probably have read the whole page before I posted the link.
    Sorry I didn't realise they'd get quite that vicious

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    Re: For All Us Lovely Girls - A Joke

    In that case, as I lived in Essex for quite a few years (as well as up North) I retaliate with.

    A Londoner, working up north, parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
    office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a
    truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door
    before screeching off.
    More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the
    police. Five minutes later, a policeman arrives and before he has a chance
    to ask any questions, the Londoner starts screaming hysterically:
    "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at
    the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!"
    After the Londoner finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head
    in disgust, "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are,"
    he says. You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
    anything else in your life."
    "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Londoner.
    The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off
    when the truck hit you?"
    The Londoner looks down in absolute horror ....."F**king hell!!" he
    screams....... "Where's my Rolex?!"

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