Secret to a happy marriage
A couple was celebrating their GOLDEN wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. Everyone said: "What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said: 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, when she looked at me, and quietly said: 'That's once'.
"And we lived happily ever after".
How God created man and woman
Did you know that God actually created woman first?
After making Eve he stood back to admire his vision of perfection and asked her what she thought.
She replied, "I think you've done a wonderful job but i'm not sure i need three breats"
This got God thinking.....now what would he do with this useless tit.....
Then he created man. :yum:
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Re: How God created man and woman
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Originally posted by filthycute
Did you know that God actually created woman first?
After making Eve he stood back to admire his vision of perfection and asked her what she thought.
She replied, "I think you've done a wonderful job but i'm not sure i need three breasts"
Just goes to show you - on the day of creation woman was alreading complaining. Some things never change :).