There was a young man from Japan,Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
Whose limericks never would scan,
He said "yes it's true,
and makes some folk blue,
but I always like to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can".
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There was a young man from Japan,Quote:
Originally Posted by Purple Sparkler
Whose limericks never would scan,
He said "yes it's true,
and makes some folk blue,
but I always like to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can".
I think my brain's deserted me. I'm off home, somone else finish it :sad:
Barring comments to the contrary, I think I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sparkles
So:
An old forum legend named Trampy,
An aerial chap from the forumQuote:
Originally Posted by David Franklin
Talked of different scansion decorum
But what he forgot
(And he really should not)
Is that it's his turn to start the limerick off, while we've got a quorum.
(And that it just sounds better if you start off with 2 lines of nine syllables each).
Did a comp with McGregor and RobCQuote:
Originally Posted by David Franklin
(bad form to follow up to my own 1st line, but as others seem to be unfairly ignoring it - sniff...)
The theme it was ruggerQuote:
Originally Posted by David Franklin
oh that's a bugger
When shooting his rifleQuote:
There once was a man on a hunt
Whose back was really his front
Damn, I really must check how much the thread has moved on before replying! :blush:
There once was a fella from WalesQuote:
Originally Posted by David Franklin
Whose limericks never would rhyme.
When asked why this was,
He said, "I don't know!
I'd better not try it again!"
It rained, and the trio got dampy.Quote:
An old forum legend named Trampy,
Did a comp with McGregor and RobC
The theme it was rugger
oh that's a bugger
A Scot, on the forum one morning,
Dropped dead without any warningQuote:
Originally Posted by Baruch
His soul went to heavenQuote:
Originally Posted by Cruella
His body to DevonQuote:
Originally Posted by Dance Demon
and the moths in his wallet are mourning :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Baruch
Just remembered got start the next!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by under par
there was a short jiver called Andy,
Who wore stockings to make himself randy.......Quote:
Originally Posted by under par
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gojive
whilst in his pink hold up fishnets
He demanded a ransom of Lillettes..........Quote:
Originally Posted by under par
which once inserted made his short legs go bandy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gojive