Ah, the motto of the research scientist!Quote:
Originally posted by Jayne
hope this works...
J :nice:
(and the results, apparently :wink: )
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Ah, the motto of the research scientist!Quote:
Originally posted by Jayne
hope this works...
J :nice:
(and the results, apparently :wink: )
President Bush and one of his advisors go for lunch in a fancy restaurant. After a quick look at the menus, the waitress appeared and asked what the gentlemen wanted.
Bush replies "I fancy a quickie"
The waitress stared in shock then stomped off in disgust.
The advisor leaned over and whispered to Bush "Sir, it is pronounced quiche!"
Q. How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A. Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving
Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles
an hour.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Your jokes made me laugh out loud!:grin:
Now who are you Salsa Angel??? Do you go on a Tuesday to Aberdeen class?? Will you be there tonight??
Sandy:cheers:
Quote:
Originally posted by Graham
Ah, the motto of the research scientist!
(and the results, apparently :wink: )
J
:na:
Hi Sandy.... glad I could make you laugh, I took out the dirty ones there were worse than then, but too rude to stick on the forum,
Im Lynz, and I go to 'O' Donoghues on Thursday nights, might start going on Tuesday nights to Peterculter within the next 3 weeks, as my boyfriend is away in Norway working for a month then :tears:
You will easily spot me, Good looking and Red hair doon tae ma ass..!!!! :yum:
Ah. Well make sure that you come along there on the 15th, as that'll be my first night, and I'll be very nervous. So will need lots of support from all the forum members... :DQuote:
Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
Hi Sandy.... glad I could make you laugh, I took out the dirty ones there were worse than then, but too rude to stick on the forum,
Im Lynz, and I go to 'O' Donoghues on Thursday nights, might start going on Tuesday nights to Peterculter within the next 3 weeks, as my boyfriend is away in Norway working for a month then :tears:
You will easily spot me, Good looking and Red hair doon tae ma ass..!!!! :yum:
Steve
will try and get along then steve, if not my first night there will be the 22nd, :cheers:
Make sure that you come along and say hello then.
I'll be easy to spot. I'll be the one with the CDs (well, mostly laptop actually I guess...)
Steve
Will do steve... :wink:
In the meantime here is another joke I dug up from my Inbox
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love
to his mistress.
>Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
>
>"Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery,
>spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
>
>the inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
>"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Mossie Quinn the
>redneck from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning."
>"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
>"Thought he was having his picture taken."
I'll be there - looking forward to seeing you!Quote:
Originally posted by TheTramp
Ah. Well make sure that you come along there on the 15th, as that'll be my first night, and I'll be very nervous. So will need lots of support from all the forum members... :D
Steve
and so modest!Quote:
Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
You will easily spot me, Good looking :yum:
Not really just taking the ****, but can't help what everyone think can I..??? :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Graham
and so modest!
you really are on form today Graham. something you ate...or just something you hate?:wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Graham
and so modest!
Grant
You're always making me out to be this nasty bully character, Grant, when really I'm just a warm cuddly kinda guy. :innocent:Quote:
Originally posted by Grant
you really are on form today Graham. something you ate...or just something you hate?:wink:
absolutely, and he smiled at me once last night too :waycool: :DQuote:
Originally posted by Graham
, when really I'm just a warm cuddly kinda guy. :innocent:
I'm a lucky chickie
(feel a poem coming on...)
oh chickie my chickieQuote:
Originally posted by Chicklet
(feel a poem coming on...)
feathers so yellow
how do you feel
when you dance with a fellow
spinning and turning
and suede shoes a flailing
its really no wonder
that your partners start failing
the energy and passion
that you bring to the dance
leads all the guys leading
to dream of romance
so chickie, the next dance !
will you dance with me
cos i think its quite obvious
im quite out my tree
cheers :D
er...sorry
:rofl: :rofl: @ DS, Yeah you are completly outta your tree,
Think I might just come behind you 2nd on that one too..!! :rofl:
DS, you were quite right in the "ceroc exams" thread, you really do have time on your hands today!
:kiss: for DS, I'm really touched!!
oh goodness gracious the pressure to compose a Smurf poem is going to keep me awake all night!!!!