Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Help....

I just walked into my living room, where I'd left the TV on.

To see the Eurovision Song program, where they choose the song that will be representing the UK in the Eurovision Song Contest.

And, specifically, to see Katie (Jordan) Price's entry.

It had to be a joke, right? She can't sing. AND WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE WEARING? That pink thing was the singular worst item of clothing I've ever seen.

Completely agree

truly the worst song although her singing didn't do it any favours!!

I had to leave the room and log on here to calm down. Still, there's clog dancing lorry drivers later ...

.. I wonder how things are going at Blackpool :tears:

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Originally Posted by TheTramp

AND WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE WEARING? That pink thing was the singular worst item of clothing I've ever seen.

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I think she may have borrowed it from 'George Dawes' on the comedy quiz show 'Shooting stars'! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Andy McGregor

.. I wonder how things are going at Blackpool :tears:

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I was wondering that too! :na:

Dozed off and awoke to see this awful pink thing bouncing about on the telly, through I was dreaming :eek: :eek:

Looks like I’m having the same dreams as the tramp?

BTW what’s happened to Katy Boyle? :confused:

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I agree with ALL the above posts :rofl:

Almost an hour later, and I'm still having nightmares about it :tears:

Mind you. Watching them sing on Fame Academy isn't helping. Thank god that I have to leave the house now!!

Result... Javine won and IMO justice was done! :clap:

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Originally Posted by Lory

Result... Javine won and IMO justice was done! :clap:

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I think she was the only credible entrant! Lets hope we at least get a few points this time!!! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by Lory

Result... Javine won and IMO justice was done! :clap:

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Watched this as the results were announced, then listened to the song to see what it was like....you know like you watch cosmetic surgery programmes with your hands across your face but your fingers are splayed open????

Thought to myself " she's gonna need to be careful in that dress" when the inevitable happened....A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!!! :eek: :eek:

I am still cringing now, hours later thinking about it! :blush: :sick:

Was this a "genuine" mistake or will it happen again at the actual circus...oops eurovision song contest? :rofl:

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Originally Posted by angelique

Was this a "genuine" mistake or will it happen again at the actual circus...oops eurovision song contest? :rofl:

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I saw it too (my 13 year old daughter made me do it) I think Javine knew about her dress. She kept adjusting her top when she came out and then jiggled freely when she sang - but then I'm not complaining when a young woman shows her, unaugmented, breast :worthy: :innocent:

.. and I'm pleased that Jordan didn't feel the need to do the same :sick:

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Originally Posted by Andy McGregor

.. and I'm pleased that Jordan didn't feel the need to do the same :sick:

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That would only have been a benefit with a wide screen telly :D

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Originally Posted by Lory

I think she may have borrowed it from 'George Dawes' on the comedy quiz show 'Shooting stars'! :rofl:

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Wrong George..... don't you men Boy George :rofl: