Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Maxine
I hear she buys her satsumas from the same satsuma dealers as me
When I see her next week do you think it would be impolite of me to ask her about her fling with JiveLad
Satsumas are great little healers ...or so I am told !!
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Maxine
I hear she buys her satsumas from the same satsuma dealers as me
When I see her next week do you think it would be impolite of me to ask her about her fling with JiveLad
'Fling'? Well for me it was the full enchilada. A spicy hot, racy and very tasty experience. (And that was just the snogging). And if I saw her again - well - I would hope we could rekindle our flame.
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Originally Posted by
rubyred
Satsumas are great little healers ...or so I am told !!
Yes - you're right. They are fruit equivalent of real sex.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
JiveLad
'Fling'? Well for me it was the full enchilada. A spicy hot, racy and very tasty experience. (And that was just the snogging). And if I saw her again - well - I would hope we could rekindle our flame.
Yes - you're right. They are fruit equivalent of real sex.
Your ex's oral hygiene was obviously good for you to remember the snogging so fondly.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
MarkW
Your ex's oral hygiene was obviously good for you to remember the snogging so fondly.
She actually had a fetish for putting things in her ear :what:...word has it when anything was presented to put in her mouth she turned her head to the side but then again perhaps she relaxes more with JL :D
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
MarkW
Your ex's oral hygiene was obviously good for you to remember the snogging so fondly.
Yes - that and her extra long tongue.......
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Originally Posted by
Jay Jay
She actually had a fetish for putting things in her ear :what:...word has it when anything was presented to put in her mouth she turned her head to the side but then again perhaps she relaxes more with JL :D
Yes - and generally she feels comfortable with the male sex; organ music though was of course her favourite way to relax.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
JiveLad
Yes - that and her extra long tongue.......
Yes - and generally she feels comfortable with the male sex; organ music though was of course her favourite way to relax.
No judging by what she writes on forum I think it email sex that she is more comfortable with
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Maxine
No judging by what she writes on forum I think it email sex that she is more comfortable with
Yeah - thing is - she told me in an email, that one of her hottest experiences was when she went round to Maxine's* and there were a couple of young men there ready, willing and more than able. Stories abound of fireman's hoses, satsumas being squeezed into all sorts of unusual places and all that kind of thing..............a den of debauchery in fact.
* Not sure if that is the same Maxine who graces our forum?
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
JiveLad
Yeah - thing is - she told me in an email, that one of her hottest experiences was when she went round to Maxine's* and there were a couple of young men there ready, willing and more than able. Stories abound of fireman's hoses, satsumas being squeezed into all sorts of unusual places and all that kind of thing..............a den of debauchery in fact.
* Not sure if that is the same Maxine who graces our forum?
That remains a secret I’m afraid JL you will just have to draw your own conclusions
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
JiveLad
Yeah - thing is - she told me in an email, that one of her hottest experiences was when she went round to Maxine's* and there were a couple of young men there ready, willing and more than able. Stories abound of fireman's hoses, satsumas being squeezed into all sorts of unusual places and all that kind of thing..............a den of debauchery in fact.
* Not sure if that is the same Maxine who graces our forum
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Originally Posted by
Maxine
That remains a secret I’m afraid JL you will just have to draw your own conclusions
You mustn't put up with JL smearing your pure and innocent reputation Maxine. :innocent:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Isis
You mustn't put up with JL smearing your pure and innocent reputation Maxine. :innocent:
Pure and innocent reputation........boy do you have the wrong Maxine :rofl:....but only on the dance floor you understand, after which she regains her composture and becomes the fluffy slippered, horlicks drinking housewife .......
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Jay Jay
Pure and innocent reputation........boy do you have the wrong Maxine :rofl:....but only on the dance floor you understand, after which she regains her composture and becomes the fluffy slippered, horlicks drinking housewife .......
hanks for sharing all my private life with the forum world. The only problem is I don’t own a pair of slippers and the only horlicks I drink is yours, but your right about my dual life.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Maxine
hanks for sharing all my private life with the forum world. The only problem is I don’t own a pair of slippers and the only horlicks I drink is yours, but your right about my dual life.
Wow, your exploits sound hair raising :eek:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Isis
Wow, your exploits sound hair raising :eek:
And if only half of them were true Isis!
Rather than sparing the detail I think it’s more a case of embellishing the details
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Maxine
And if only half of them were true Isis!
Rather than sparing the detail I think it’s more a case of embellishing the details
:doh: You mean they aren't true and it has all been a figment of my imagination...Fro in his fireman uniform, JL in the thong, MarkW in handcuffs and it all seemed so real :tears:...I need an aspirin and better go lie down for a while
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Jay Jay
:doh: You mean they aren't true and it has all been a figment of my imagination...Fro in his fireman uniform, JL in the thong, MarkW in handcuffs and it all seemed so real :tears:...I need an aspirin and better go lie down for a while
There, there. Don't get yourself in a spin :flower:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Jay Jay
:doh: You mean they aren't true and it has all been a figment of my imagination...Fro in his fireman uniform, JL in the thong, MarkW in handcuffs and it all seemed so real :tears:...I need an aspirin and better go lie down for a while
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Originally Posted by
Isis
There, there. Don't get yourself in a spin :flower:
Well (ahem) although it pains me to say it (in a way) - my leopard skin thong was for real - as one of the Essex groupies got a photo of it at the Utopia Twisted events. I did ask for the photo to be deleted - not sure if she is keeping it for future blackmail........:really:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
JiveLad
Well (ahem) although it pains me to say it (in a way) - my leopard skin thong was for real - as one of the Essex groupies got a photo of it at the Utopia Twisted events. I did ask for the photo to be deleted - not sure if she is keeping it for future blackmail........:really:
I know your thong was for real, she has the picture framed in full glory hanging on the wall and she has even had matching panties made.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Jay Jay
I know your thong was for real, she has the picture framed in full glory hanging on the wall and she has even had matching panties made.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Jay Jay
I know your thong was for real, she has the picture framed in full glory hanging on the wall and she has even had matching panties made.
That sounds very scary indeed. I'm not sure if I should be going to Camber now. I might go somewhere less deviant instead, like a Soho S&M club.... :sick::lol:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
frolicols
That sounds very scary indeed. I'm not sure if I should be going to Camber now. I might go somewhere less deviant instead, like a Soho S&M club.... :sick::lol:
:lol::lol:
Yes - the lady in question was teasing me quite a bit about it. Beware the Witches of East Essex...............
(Seriously though guys - can we move off the S&M topic for a change?
I mean there are lots of other things we could talk about.......such as.....)