Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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MarkW
There was a feature on a phenomenon called the South Sea bubble which I read about in my favourite paper, the Tripoli Clarionand Advertiser.
That doesn't really get us any further though. And the tide is rising, so with just a shout of "weigh anchor" to the customs official who nearly confiscated JL's leopard print posing pouch it is time to embark.
Was not almost MarkW, they did! and that would not have been so bad but that was all JL was wearing at the time:eek:
Never mind the trio lapped it up (Jay Jay Bubble and rubyred) and dinned out on that story for several days
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
Maxine
Was not almost MarkW, they did! and that would not have been so bad but that was all JL was wearing at the time:eek:
Never mind the trio lapped it up (Jay Jay Bubble and rubyred) and dinned out on that story for several days
Poor JL. I asked him for more detail and he confided that the procedure involved a body search, at one point involving a dilator - don't ask! I didn't dare to.
It must have been quite an ordeal because, after going back round again for only three times, he'd had enough.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Originally Posted by
MarkW
Poor JL. I asked him for more detail and he confided that the procedure involved a body search, at one point involving a dilator - don't ask! I didn't dare to.
It must have been quite an ordeal because, after going back round again for only three times, he'd had enough.
Ah yes..........poor Jivelad had a less than cordial departure experience at the hands of the customs officials.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Bubble
Ah yes..........poor Jivelad had a less than cordial departure experience at the hands of the customs officials.
Well the first thing was my id - because I was not dressed in my usual garb: it went something like this:
"Hello, hello, hello, who do you think you are then?"
"I am JiveLad, 13th Duke of St. Albans, International Playboy of ill-repute (retired) and purveyor of mildly entertaining fare......."
Guffaws :lol: :doh: "Not possible!! He is in Monte Carlo or Macau or Las Vegas. Now young man. Are you Jive Lad or is the pope not a Catholic?"
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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JiveLad
Well the first thing was my id - because I was not dressed in my usual garb: it went something like this:
"Hello, hello, hello, who do you think you are then?"
"I am JiveLad, 13th Duke of St. Albans, International Playboy of ill-repute (retired) and purveyor of mildly entertaining fare......."
Guffaws :lol: :doh: "Not possible!! He is in Monte Carlo or Macau or Las Vegas. Now young man. Are you Jive Lad or is the pope not a Catholic?"
well one has to wonder about the Pope these days :rolleyes:but I hear the retired playboy of St Albans was quite a l'adonis in his day perhaps he is here reminds me of a song..they seek him here they seek him there, I haven't seen El Duce for too long a time :sad:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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rubyred
well one has to wonder about the Pope these days :rolleyes:but I hear the retired playboy of St Albans was quite a l'adonis in his day perhaps he is here reminds me of a song..they seek him here they seek him there, I haven't seen El Duce for too long a time :sad:
I have it on quite good authority that back in his day JL was a male model for underwear, specialising in the leopard print thongs. He may not of been London’s answer to Beau Brummell, but he was quite a superstar in St Albans
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Maxine
I have it on quite good authority that back in his day JL was a male model for underwear, specialising in the leopard print thongs. He may not of been London’s answer to Beau Brummell, but he was quite a superstar in St Albans
Oh yes! I remember one of his catwalk appearances very well. A couple of Chinese ladies liked him so much they pelted him with Noodles. I think they wanted him to be the meat in their meal!
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Bubble
Oh yes! I remember one of his catwalk appearances very well. A couple of Chinese ladies liked him so much they pelted him with Noodles. I think they wanted him to be the meat in their meal!
Yes I think he called himself 'Poodles galore'........
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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rubyred
Yes I think he called himself 'Poodles galore'........
Enough of the doggy style talk! Let's go for a ride on one of the pedalos available for hire.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Bubble
Enough of the doggy style talk! Let's go for a ride on one of the pedalos available for hire.
Yes - oooh.....look over there. Some Ceroc Cougars lying down in their usual fashion, ready to entice their prey, with legs splayed apart.....
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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JiveLad
Yes - oooh.....look over there. Some Ceroc Cougars lying down in their usual fashion, ready to entice their prey, with legs splayed apart.....
With the introductions of Cougars does this mean there will be even more players on the dance floor .........
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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rubyred
With the introductions of Cougars does this mean there will be even more players on the dance floor .........
I suspect that, that could be the answer to all his prayers
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Maxine
I suspect that, that could be the answer to all his prayers
I did wonder if his fine November tan was due to a respray, but it turned out he had just sparred with Kristina Rihanoff. At least I think that's what he meant when he said she'd rubbed off on him.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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MarkW
I did wonder if his fine November tan was due to a respray, but it turned out he had just sparred with Kristina Rihanoff. At least I think that's what he meant when he said she'd rubbed off on him.
I do know for a fact that he has had what we call the Essex Glow, sprayed about his person – you have to be very careful with the spray tan look it can be a bit orange or sometimes can look a bit patchy, where it gets rubbed.
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Maxine
I do know for a fact that he has had what we call the Essex Glow, sprayed about his person – you have to be very careful with the spray tan look it can be a bit orange or sometimes can look a bit patchy, where it gets rubbed.
Hmmm ... looking a bit orange ... maybe not ... but looking like a satsuma :drool: Do you need to wear special diapers while the spray tan dries or do you go au naturel?
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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MarkW
Hmmm ... looking a bit orange ... maybe not ... but looking like a satsuma :drool: Do you need to wear special diapers while the spray tan dries or do you go au naturel?
Last time I was forced to go au naturel. :eek:
Some raiders entered the locker room while I was gone and stole all my possesions. :sad:
Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!
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Bubble
Last time I was forced to go au naturel. :eek:
Some raiders entered the locker room while I was gone and stole all my possesions. :sad:
Well I arrived at the conclusion a while ago that au naturel is just not for me. I never say no to few little enhancements (strictly non surgical – my assets are all my own)