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Here's a game i haven't played in ages. One person says the punchline of a joke (and not the joke itself). Another person has to then guess what the actual joke is. If they get it correct, they can give another punchline and then someone else has to guess what the rest of the joke is, and so on.
So .... i'll start the ball rolling with a really simple one.
"Terrible"... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Your dog has no nose? How does he smell? :eek:
How does a skunk smell when you hold its nose?Quote:
Originally Posted by Asif
(If I'm wrong then I apologise, if I'm right then... )
"You will have to pull yourself together then"
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains?Quote:
Originally Posted by Piglet
"Who's there?"
ERRRR.... Knock Knock? (invisible man one?):rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Icey
Some people actually like Sewer Rats.
What's the difference between Toby Wan Kenobe's singing and a Sewer Rat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Will
A: "What are you looking at?!?":angry:
A little clarification .... you can only provide a punchline if you have supplied the rest of the joke for the previous punchline (doesn't even have to be the correct one or acutally make any sense).
Q: "Doctor, Doctor, People keep thinking i'm staring at them!" :what:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Next one .... A: Kermit in a blender!! :whistle:
What's red and green and goes buzz buzz whurr??Quote:
Originally Posted by Asif
A: I've got one 'ere...
Vincent Van Gogh goes into a pub and the barman asks him if he would like a drink. Vince answers back "No thanks, I've ....." :rofl: (i like that one).Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
A. "What's with the long faces lads?"
2 horses go into a bar... the barman says....Quote:
Originally Posted by Asif
So he can use disabled parking.
Bugger.......it's on the tip of my tongue (BTW - that's NOT the joke)!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Help .... anyone??
Q: Why does a drummer keep his drumsticks on the dashboard??Quote:
Originally Posted by Asif
Punchline... (puns SO do not work in writing!!) Bob.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Punchline: Doberman
What do you call Superman with a heavy cold?Quote:
Originally Posted by David Franklin
Monkey puke!
Q: What's runny, yellow and smells of banana?Quote:
Originally Posted by Piglet
Answer - "Asif"
I wondered how long it would take for that one to come out!Quote:
Originally Posted by Asif
Q - What do you call a sexy Pakistani?
A. Straight up the M4
:wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by TiggsTours
Q - How do you get Two Whales in a mini?Quote:
Originally Posted by TiggsTours
A - There are large footprints in the butter!
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?Quote:
Originally Posted by Asif
Punchline: I was just going to say that!