Re: Re: Re: Re: Deathwish
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Originally posted by DavidB
She will beat me up anyway...
I'm getting worried about you I think you're getting to like it:what:
Anyway ... who told me women were non-violent and non-agressive .... seems like anytime I disagreed with any of the Female Terror Squad at the weekend (i.e. Sheena Heather, Helen, Sarah) they expressed their point of view with acts of wanton violence.... or is it just me?:sick:
AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM WILL
I hear-by officially dis-associate myself from the above joke, that it is not the SLIGHTEST bit funny or amusing.... that I don't even know and have never met DavidB or Gus... and officially protest at the above joke. I do now hope the forum moderator will deal with these 2 vagrants in the harsh way that they deserve...
Despite what DISGUSTING innuendo's that Gus' joke and DavidB's comments suggest, I personally want to go on record and CATAGORICALLY refute what those idiots are implying as I HAVE PERSONALLY MET SANTA CLAUS!
Yours Sincerely,
Will
Re: AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM WILL
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Originally posted by Will
Despite what DISGUSTING innuendo's that Gus' joke and DavidB's comments suggest, I personally want to go on record and CATAGORICALLY refute what those idiots are implying as I HAVE PERSONALLY MET SANTA CLAUS!
Yours Sincerely,
Will
Will ... congratulations on your 100th posting ... and in such style ... and may borrow some of your medication ... looks like its goooood stuff:wink:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Deathwish
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Originally posted by Gus
seems like anytime I disagreed with any of the Female Terror Squad at the weekend (i.e. Sheena Heather, Helen, Sarah) they expressed their point of view with acts of wanton violence.... or is it just me?:sick:
FEMALE TERROR SQUAD EH?????? And didn't you just LOVE it ? :wink:
And anyway you know you were "wanton" all the attention.........:yum: :yum:
With ref to the recent cold spell
Mummy and Baby Polar bear sitting out on an Ice Flow.
Baby;"Mum, am I really a Polar Bear?"
Mum;"Yes Son."
Baby;"Are you sure?"
Mum;"Yes Son."
Baby:"I'm not a Brown Bear?"
Mum:"No Son"
Baby;"I'm not a Grizzily Bear Then?"
Mum;"No Son."
Baby;"So there is no chance of me being a Panda then?"
Mum;"No Son , Why do you ask?"
Baby;" I just wondered."
Mum;"Why's That then?"
Baby:"Coz I'm F#!*ing FREEZING!!!!!!"