I worry about you Bob.....Quote:
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
......Scot.....
Don't read into the SCORPIO thing too much
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I worry about you Bob.....Quote:
Originally posted by Ceroc Jock
......Scot.....
Don't read into the SCORPIO thing too much
Elliot & Graham had to abandon their plans to get their own rubber underwear, and instead help Scot and Robert through their troubled relationship. Graham suggested that Robert spend a bit of time away from the man of his life, and DJ at a swing night. Scot misheard this, and decided to promote his next dance as a swingers party. He ...
...wasn't really surprised when the first guests to show up were a couple of News of the World reporters who made their excuses and left. Scot realised the swinging scene wasn't really for him, so instead....
he undid his exotic attire and fancy ( and terribly expensive) lingerie, threw it in the general direction of the assembled crowd, looked in the direction of Franck who was enjoying the company of Wendy, Jayne and Janet, and cried out.....................
...NO!! I can't take any more of this. I'm off to Blitz....
Steve
And you worry about me???????????????Quote:
Originally posted by Scot
I worry about you Bob.....
Had to pick on someone who hadn't been mentioned yet.:wink:
...NO!! I can't take any more of this. I'm off to Blitz....
ÉÉ where I will be treated with the respect, awe and worship that I merit. But when I go, I will make sure I take with me ÉÉ
...a sheep?...
Quote:
Originally posted by Jayne
...a sheep?...
"No! No! No! she is mine!!!! you promised you would never take her Franck!"came a cry. The shocked crowd looked around to see who had made the desperate plea and then they parted, agast at the unexpected sight of........
fran:wink:
Lisa, still tastefully attired in her leather thong and mini basque outfit (yup ... shopping at M&S again), but looking aghast. She sprinted forward tearing the sheep out of reluctant hands and ran toward a waiting car which raced away. Inside the look of young inncocence was replaced by a malevolant evil smile as Lisa (or Madame Lisa D'Pain as her clients knew her) unzipped the fake woollen hide to reveal the REAL secret message. "BHUH HUH HU" .. the Evil Lisa cackled .... "Its Mine ... the Map to the Source of Orange Trousers".....soon, soon I'll be able to.....
(Gus that was a not so subtle attempt to get someone inside your orange trousers akin to Sheena's wasn't it??!)
SHHHHSH .... I was hoping no-one noticed. Anyway .. I'm still being distracted by the thought of Lisa in her leather outfit ... anyone got any photos?:wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Jayne
(Gus that was a not so subtle attempt to get someone inside your orange trousers akin to Sheena's wasn't it??!)
Anyway ... COME ON ... someone contiue the story before Lisa realises whats happening to her chaste image....
Surely that should be 'chased'???
Steve
OK, OK, it's not quite my turn, but in the interests of moving the storyline along .....
........ cover my legs with orange trousers like Gus does (although of course he has much more reason to do so). But wait, this looks like an extremely detailed list of directions to The Tramp's residence (posted by him on the "I'm Coming to Glasgow" thread in a deperate attempt to get young Scots lasses to visit his house of ill repute). Could Gus have left his own trousers there when .......Quote:
Lisa, still tastefully attired in her leather thong and mini basque outfit (yup ... shopping at M&S again), but looking aghast. She sprinted forward tearing the sheep out of reluctant hands and ran toward a waiting car which raced away. Inside the look of young inncocence was replaced by a malevolant evil smile as Lisa (or Madame Lisa D'Pain as her clients knew her) unzipped the fake woollen hide to reveal the REAL secret message. "BHUH HUH HU" .. the Evil Lisa cackled .... "Its Mine ... the Map to the Source of Orange Trousers".....soon, soon I'll be able to.....
..... that infamous "getting chucked out of Ceroc story swapping" party. On hearing of the swapping bit, out intrepid reporters from the News of the World were there too. Gus, being the sharp eyed creature he is, managed to see through their disguises and realsised they were actually......
... two pot plants, and an ironing board....
but Lisa's keen eyes spotted the subterfuge and because her leather thong and attractive mini basque ( OK Gus !!:D ).....could deflect attention from her hands the ironing board and pot plants had no idea what hit them.
In a whirl and blur of motion Lisa turned the board on its side so it was nice and stiff (:devil: :rolleyes: ) and laid the pot plants on top.
She showed them the map and threatedned that if they didn't tell ehr where the orange trousers were she would .......
... get them to demo for her at the next Intermediate class, where she was planning a 'special' version of the "In & Out hands on chest", involving...
"a left, right and centre handled fangeld wangled quadrupel pretzel thingy ma bob - ( one of the new moves learnt at the latest ceroc update:wink: ) which also devishly incorporated a pair of rubber gloves, a plastic mat and some baby bio leaf polish" to be used upon them if they did not submit to her whim. :devil: :devil: From fear of public humiliation ( although, there was a tiny part of the pot plant and the ironing board which it all did appeal to) , they gave in and told her ....
Wicked....:D or wicked :eek: :really: :devil: ? Just shocking! I'll have to dust of my angel outfit soon to redress the balance!Quote:
Originally posted by Gus
Lisa, still tastefully attired in her leather thong and mini basque outfit (yup ... shopping at M&S again),