How vain are you- A self assessment

[mick s]

Theme no 4******

How vain are you? Answer 'y' Marks for Y
1. You have a personal shopper? 10
2. You use a sunbed every week? 10
3. You buy something new most times you go out?5
4. You have pictures of yourself in your wallet? 5
5. You prefer dancing on own than with your partner? 10
6. You wear sunglasses inside?5
7. You look at your reflection when talking to someone with sunglasses on? 5
8. You drive a convertible? 5
9. You have spent more than £5K on cosmetic surgery? 10
10. You spend more on yourself than others at XMAS ? 8
11. You spend time with people you don't like to look good? 15
12. You socialise with ugly people to make you look better? 20
13. You spend >£100 month on beauty products? 3
14.You enjoy sex alone more than with your partner? 15
15. You spend most of your time thinking about yourself? 10
16. Shopping is your favorite pastime? 5
17. You smoke to manage your weight? 5
18. You have health club membership? 5
19. You would rather give up alcohol than your health club membership? 5
20. You take your clothes off in public whenever the opportunity arises?15
21. You buy your self expensive gifts? 3
22. You wander around bedroom naked posing in front of mirror? 5
23. You wear underwear designed to make you look better? 3
24. You dance just to impress others? 15
25. You change your outfit >3 times a night when dancing? 3
Max score 200
Rating Table
Rating > 175 - Seriously vain
Rating > 150-174 - 'You' are your Number 1 priority
Rating > 100- 149 Vanity Danger zone
Rating > 50<99 You are on the slippery slope
Rating <50 Early signs of vanity

[WittyBird]

I scored 0 honest Guv :whistle:

135 really but who's counting

[mick s]

Well theme five may just prove how perfect you are.

Not sure I can manage any more tehems after that tonight, my creative flow is ending as the alcohol supply is drying up.

[Katie Kicks Ass]

33, Thats awesome!

[Gav]

sad thing is, I thought I was quite vain and I really did score 0! (well maybe 5 at a push)

[Blueshoes]

Zero too. Where am I going wrong?

[TheTramp]

I scored 5. I've got a gym membership.

I don't know if it counts though, since I haven't been there for months! :tears:

[fletch]

I have scored 64 :na:

I carn't help thinking some of those questions were designed specifically with me in mind Mick :wink:



they did make me :rofl: while I was doing this


good one


:worthy:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



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[Tinkerbell]

I scored 36 :blush:

Come on Mick, own up, what's your score??

[Cruella]

35 but in my defence, only because i love shopping and clothes.:D The picture in my wallet has my kids in too so surely that doesn't count :innocent:
Love to see what Silverfox and Donna score.:whistle:

[WittyBird]

I have scored 64

How did I manage to score more than you?
Is your Maths as good as your spelling?

[Frankie_4711]

Only a 5 for me. Phew!

[Little Monkey]

0, which didn't really surprise me....:rolleyes:

[SilverFox]

35 but in my defence, only because i love shopping and clothes.:D The picture in my wallet has my kids in too so surely that doesn't count :innocent:
Love to see what Silverfox and Donna score.:whistle:I scored 10 Cruella.:na:

I believe that it is you who has something in common with Donna, as you both have pictures of yourselves as your avatars and again on your profiles.

Mind you, looking at the pics, that's where the similarities end......

Touché. :devil:

[WittyBird]

I scored 10

B0ll0cks :innocent:

[SilverFox]

B0ll0cks :innocent:...and that's coming from another vain beatch who's had 87 photos of herself posted, showing her pouting in every position known to womankind, at her privately hired/commissioned/bribed* photographer.

Rich indeed....


(*delete as applicable)

[WittyBird]

...and that's coming from another vain beatch who's had 87 photos of herself posted, showing her pouting in every position known to womankind, at her privately hired/commissioned/bribed* photographer.

So you counted them did you Vince? :whistle:
I was asked to do it actually. :na:
& Yes if you can't love yourself you've no hope of loving others :D

[Minnie M]

sad thing is, I thought I was quite vain and I really did score 0! (well maybe 5 at a push)
:yeah: me too :innocent:

[mick s]

By coincidence I scored 36 also.Must stop parading around house naked (not much else to entertain neighbours where I live). Do you do that to?

[Cruella]

Yes if you can't love yourself you've no hope of loving others :D

Ooh, don't be so hard on him Becca.
I'm sure his score was 10 (No 15)

I think Vince loves himself regularly.:D It's the others he has a problem with.:wink:

[fletch]

.:D It's the others he has a problem with.:wink:

I have to disagree, it is my understating Vince often loves others :wink:





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[Cruella]

I have to disagree, it is my understating Vince often loves others :wink:
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Classic slip there Fletch! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[fletch]

Classic slip there Fletch! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:blush:

[TiggsTours]

Well, I scored 0 too, how come it you score 0 you're still showing early signs of vanity?

[mick s]

Well you have to start somewhere! and I was not entirely sober when I did this.

[Tinkerbell]

By coincidence I scored 36 also.Must stop parading around house naked (not much else to entertain neighbours where I live). Do you do that to?

How did you guess?! I was wondering why my neighbours keep moving out :rolleyes:

[Gentabout]

A very surprising 0.

Was expecting to be be about mid table,

Gent

[Rhythm King]

I scored 8 :rolleyes:

[Beowulf]

I scored 8 :rolleyes:

Likewise.. :yeah:

[whitetiger1518]

16 - new dance clothes mainly my downfall :blush:

Whitetiger

[Trouble]

Likewise.. :yeah:

yeah me too,scored an 8 that is...,,,, although was pondering one of the questions.....could have put me up to 23 but decided against a yes.......... wont tell you which one.......took me about an hour to decide though....:D :D

anyway regardless of the score,,, do we think it is vain to enjoy ones own pleasures in life,, i think this is not vain i think it is ultimately free extras. it costs nothing to take pleasure from ones self,, ie, mirrors, dressing up,,, and other things :whistle: :whistle: do we not agree.

[Donna]

35 but in my defence, only because i love shopping and clothes.:D The picture in my wallet has my kids in too so surely that doesn't count :innocent:
Love to see what Silverfox and Donna score.:whistle:

What the hell have I been missing out on!!! :eek: Just noticed this thread!!! :rofl: :rofl: Cruella....tut tut tut :grin: noooo I don't, never have and never will carry a pic of myself in my purse! :rofl: :rofl:

i scored 40 by the way. :innocent:

[Cruella]

I don't, never have and never will carry a pic of myself in my purse! :rofl: :rofl:

Is that because they are all on here? Or because the mirror on your purse gives a more up to date vision? :whistle: