How Common are you-A Self assessment

[mick s]

Theme no 2***************
How Common are you? Answer 'y' Marks for Y

1. Would you walk down the shop in the PJs and slippers? 3
2. Have you ever been to an auction? 2
3. Would you eat your fish and chips with your fingers? 2
4. Do you have lino anywhere in the house? 2
5. You use low cost airlines? 2
6. Would you shop in Matalan? 2
7. Have you ever used an outside toilet? 2
8. Have you ever owned a lada? 2
9. Do you have pudding after your meal? 2
10. Do you play darts? 2
11. Do you ever eat your meal on your lap in front of the TV? 2
12. Have you or your partner ever worn a black bra under a white shirt? 2
13. Have you ever owned a shell suit? 4
14. Have you ever stood in your front garden and drank a can of beer? 3
15. Would you swig out of a bottle? 3
16.Have you ever lived in a council house? 5
17. Do you cut the paper up when you've run out of loo roll? 5
18. Do you buy cheapy own brands? 5
19. Would you leave the house without having a wash? 7
20. Do you put tinsel up at Christmas? 3
21. Do you read the sun/mirror/sport? 5
22. Have you ever brought a watch worth more than £1000? 5
23. Do you have take-away more than 3 times per week? 5
24. Is the majority of your shopping convenience food? 5
25. Have you ever owned a shopping trolley? 3
26. Do you know a Wayne or Tracy? 2
27. You have never been to the theatre? 5
28. Have you ever shopped in Aldi or LIDL? 3
29. You have never spent more than £5 on a bottle of wine? 5
30. Do you wear trainers other than for working out? 2
Max score 100


Rating Table
Rating > 90% Dangerously Common
Rating > 80% Seriously common
Rating >50-79 Danger Zone
Rating > 25<50 A bit rough around the edges
Rating <25 Posh one

[Trouble]

Theme no 2***************
How Common are you? Answer 'y' Marks for Y

1. Would you walk down the shop in the PJs and slippers? 3
2. Have you ever been to an auction? 2
3. Would you eat your fish and chips with your fingers? 2
4. Do you have lino anywhere in the house? 2
5. You use low cost airlines? 2
6. Would you shop in Matalan? 2
7. Have you ever used an outside toilet? 2
8. Have you ever owned a lada? 2
9. Do you have pudding after your meal? 2
10. Do you play darts? 2
11. Do you ever eat your meal on your lap in front of the TV? 2
12. Have you or your partner ever worn a black bra under a white shirt? 2
13. Have you ever owned a shell suit? 4
14. Have you ever stood in your front garden and drank a can of beer? 3
15. Would you swig out of a bottle? 3
16.Have you ever lived in a council house? 5
17. Do you cut the paper up when you've run out of loo roll? 5
18. Do you buy cheapy own brands? 5
19. Would you leave the house without having a wash? 7
20. Do you put tinsel up at Christmas? 3
21. Do you read the sun/mirror/sport? 5
22. Have you ever brought a watch worth more than £1000? 5
23. Do you have take-away more than 3 times per week? 5
24. Is the majority of your shopping convenience food? 5
25. Have you ever owned a shopping trolley? 3
26. Do you know a Wayne or Tracy? 2
27. You have never been to the theatre? 5
28. Have you ever shopped in Aldi or LIDL? 3
29. You have never spent more than £5 on a bottle of wine? 5
30. Do you wear trainers other than for working out? 2
Max score 100


Rating Table
Rating > 90% Dangerously Common
Rating > 80% Seriously common
Rating >50-79 Danger Zone
Rating > 25<50 A bit rough around the edges
Rating <25 Posh one


well im a bit rough around the edges..... i think it was the shell suit that pushed me over... :blush: mind you it was luminous pink with yellow highlights.. i thought i looked fantastic... :rofl:

[WittyBird]

I scored 10 :whistle:
15,21& 30 are the only ones I can say yes to!

[mick s]

Add 20 marks if you still have it and 30 if you still wear it. ( Be honest now).

[TheTramp]

Oops. Only 20! :blush:

[mick s]

Well clearly this self assessment needs reworking when I am sober.

[Trouble]

Add 20 marks if you still have it and 30 if you still wear it. ( Be honest now).

i dont have it honest.......:whistle:

[WittyBird]

Well clearly this self assessment needs reworking when I am sober.

cheeky fcuker :D

[TheTramp]

Well clearly this self assessment needs reworking when I am sober.

I think that's a very fair comment!! :whistle:

[WittyBird]

I think that's a very fair comment!! :whistle:

Who rattled your cage?

[Trouble]

Who rattled your cage?


:yeah:

[TheTramp]

Who rattled your cage?

Well, I scored less than 25 too. That's what I meant. Honest! :whistle:

[Trouble]

Well, I scored less than 25 too. That's what I meant. Honest! :whistle:

yeah course ya did. :whistle:

[Gav]

45, but i never claimed to be posh

[fletch]

Mick....best one so far ....:rofl:


I scored 84

no supprise there then :eek:

Having been brought up in a back to back house sharing an outside loo with 6 other families we neaver had loo roll and you took your own newspaper in with you :sick: we had a 'poe' under the bed :sick:

Ho! and playing darts:grin: did I ever tell you I was on 'Bullseye' they are been re run on sky at the moment :blush: I had a 'bendy bully' :na:


But darling I would neaver go out with a black bra under a white 't' shirt i'm not that much of a 'scutter' :wink:

I answered yes to most of the other things but my watch was bought for me :waycool:



keep going :rofl:


:rofl:

I carn't rep you anymore :sad:



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[fletch]

I have just read this tread to the kids :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


We have a dart board on the shed :blush: which isn't as bad as when I was a kid the dart board was in the kitchen for dad to practise on (he was in the team) there were holes all over the wall where he had missed :rofl:



My first flat was on a council estate and I couldn't carry my shopping home so I used to bring the trolly back with me with all intentions of returning it later :blush: :rofl:

this is just toooooo funny, best laugh I have had in ages


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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[fletch]

Mick I have just read this over the phone to my mom she said you have missed a few :wink:


Have you ever used a laundrette

You shop at the market and buy 'out of sell buy' date food



:worthy:

[Cruella]

Ooh, apparently i'm posh! :rofl: :rofl:

[Cruella]

I'm posh! I really must stop fraternising with this riffraff. :wink:

[fletch]

You know what they say

you can take the girl out of the gutter but not the gutter out of the girl

:eek:

[Frankie_4711]

A bit rough with 36

[Tessalicious]

22, or 27 if I can't include a bottle of wine I bought for someone else...

[Dynamo]

Oh s***, i appear ta b un out un out snob :wink: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

even my mental age appears to be higher :whistle:

[detomo]

Rough around the edges :) probably true

[ShinyWeeStar]

41... so only a wee bit rough round the edges! :wink:

[Little Monkey]

A posh 21.....:D

[Nessiemonster]

Posh at 20! :D

[mick s]

Well I scored 58, feel quite proud coming from Sunderland! I guess the real common ones can't read this assessment anyway.

[fletch]

Me at mom's over the weekend in my PJ's and slippers, not quite the shops :grin:



My daughter told me at the weekend that 'posh people' don't scrape the mold of the top of the jam before eating it :eek: we ain't posh so how does she know, what posh people do :confused:

:na:



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[Princess Fi]

Woohoo! 8!

- er, I mean "8 dahling, now Jeeves, where's my creamed scone" :na:

[fletch]

Woohoo! 8!

- er, I mean "8 dahling, now Jeeves, where's my creamed scone" :na:

So your royal highness :worthy: do you scrap the mould off the top of the jam :whistle:


or do you get the butler to do it :wink:


:D

[Princess Fi]

do you scrap the mould off the top of the jam :whistle:


Well I'm not about to re-use it! :na:

[WittyBird]

Me at mom's over the weekend in my PJ's and slippers, not quite the shops :grin:

You're one hell of a nutter :rofl: Love ya babes :cheers:

[Beowulf]

38 bit rough around the edges

ey up our lass. got a right grand slap up dinner this night
le Pot noodle avec eau chaude and Chateaux de Irn Bru '99

where's my burberry slippers..

:whistle:

(I think THIS (http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/sounds/chav.mp3) sums it up better)

[Juju]

Surprise surprise, I'm "a bit rough" according to this one too.

It's a fix, I tell you.

[whitetiger1518]

I was 25 exactly, then I suddenly had to add 20 :(

(At least I had a reason for keeping it - I promise) : :innocent:

When I was a decade or so younger than i currently am, I was part of the Scottish National Handicapped Swim Team, so I hold onto the memories along with the shell suit uniform...


* Whitetiger drifts off down memory lane*

So back to reality: 45 - rough around the edges... sort of matches my sense of humour :rofl: the rough around the edges bit not the 45 :wink:

Whitetiger

[Gentabout]

Well i only scored 22, most people that know me would totally disagree with the score i am sure.

Gent