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Stuart
25th-May-2006, 10:14 PM
How dodgy are you? (http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html)

Based on my answers potentially 5 years in prison!

Beware any Scotsmen visiting York in one of the answers!

Merovingian
25th-May-2006, 10:22 PM
... dodgy's the word.

Potentially 5 years in prison without any fines :D

ducasi
25th-May-2006, 10:23 PM
Apparently I'm so dodgy it can't calculate how many years I should go away for and just says "undefined".

Digging through the URL, seems I'm up for 17 years.

See you all in 2023... :(

jivecat
25th-May-2006, 10:27 PM
Potentially 13 years with the possibility of the death penalty!

Lory
25th-May-2006, 10:38 PM
Potentially 13 years with the possibility of the death penalty!
Anyone on this forum claiming their not up for 'decapitation' in Indonisia is lying! :wink:

Rhythm King
25th-May-2006, 11:36 PM
Potentially 1 year in prison and £2500 fine :rolleyes:

drathzel
26th-May-2006, 12:42 AM
36.5 years in prison with £2000 fine :blush: (it must have been the mushrooms that did it)

Ghost
26th-May-2006, 12:54 AM
Angel

Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0
:innocent:
Drathzel, what on earth have you been up to????????????????????
:devil:

Christopher

Tazmanian Devil
26th-May-2006, 12:55 AM
Well thats me doomed :sad: 21.5 years inside and a potential £2000 fine :eek:

Tazmanian Devil
26th-May-2006, 01:00 AM
Well thats me doomed :sad: 21.5 years inside and a potential £2000 fine :eek:

Well thats me feeling better thewacko is going down for 108 years and has a potential £9500 fine :eek:

drathzel
26th-May-2006, 01:08 AM
:innocent:
Drathzel, what on earth have you been up to????????????????????
:devil:

Christopher

maybe you should ask what i havent been up to, it might take less time:D

TheTramp
26th-May-2006, 01:30 AM
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000

Dance Demon
26th-May-2006, 01:35 AM
40 years inside and a 7 grand fine.........must remember to steer well clear of Indonesia:innocent:

Princess Fi
26th-May-2006, 08:20 AM
"Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £0 "

Hey! How come I'm 'upstanding' but still end up with 26 and a half years in prison? :tears:

Missy D
26th-May-2006, 08:28 AM
Well looks like I am the badest forumite:-:devil:

122 years in prison and fine of £9,500:blush:

Missy D
26th-May-2006, 08:28 AM
Anyone on this forum claiming their not up for 'decapitation' in Indonisia is lying! :wink:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

azande
26th-May-2006, 09:30 AM
Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000

Aleks
26th-May-2006, 09:49 AM
Years in prison 7.5
Fine £0.

Dizzy
26th-May-2006, 09:57 AM
Years in prison: 37
Fine: £500

What have I been up to??? :innocent:

*runs and hides from passing police car*

Rhythm King
26th-May-2006, 10:53 AM
Hmm, the "maybe" button obviously hides a multitude of sins :wink:

Bagpuss
26th-May-2006, 10:57 AM
Think I am the most well behaved person on this forum! 1 year in prison and £500 fine.

See my halo shining!

BP x:nice:

Scary to think of some of the things are illegal in other countries/states. People must be breaking the law all the time. Crazy!

Donna
26th-May-2006, 12:35 PM
Not illegal in the UK, but in Allentown, Pennsylvania there is a ban on men becoming aroused in public.

This is pathetic. What if they can't help it?! :rofl:


Shooting somebody with a bow and arrow is legal in certain situations in the UK in chester - you can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.

Oooooh *****! I'm working in the wrong area then!! I had nooo idea! :eek: *runs to catch bus back to Wrexham* :eek: :eek: :eek: Will make pretty damn sure I'm outta here WELL before midnight!! :eek: :rofl:


Perfectly legal in the UK to walk around your house butt naked, but in Singapore citizens must not walk around naked while in their homes as such activity is classed as pornography.

For goodness sake! What does it matter if the curtains are shut?!

Aaaanyway, this was my result! :D


In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

Yeah! I'm a good girl. :innocent: Girl? Ahem. not a girl, not yet a women. Thanks Brittany.!

Cruella
26th-May-2006, 12:36 PM
0.5 years and 0 fine :innocent:

Bagpuss
26th-May-2006, 12:41 PM
Cruella, I take my halo off to you!
BP x

Ghost
26th-May-2006, 05:56 PM
Cruella, I take my halo off to you!
BP x
*cough* (http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/showpost.php?p=234394&postcount=8)

:innocent:
Christopher

LMC
26th-May-2006, 06:01 PM
I'm nowt special: 8 years in the nick, £2K fine.

If those who are in for longer want to chip in and pay the fine I'll chuck some stuff over the wall for you when I'm paroled?

wayaay bird
26th-May-2006, 07:05 PM
13 years in prison.. £7000 fine

I'm a good girl really :innocent:

Georgious dancer
26th-May-2006, 07:31 PM
0 years in prison and 0 fines!

What can I say I guess I'm a goody two shoes - maybe that explains why my friends at school used to call me Mary Poppins and I always thought it was coz whenever someone had forgotten something like hockey socks or a set square (did anyone ever actually use one of those at school??) I always had a spare one!

Oh well off to polish my halo!:whistle:

Ghost
26th-May-2006, 08:28 PM
What can I say I guess I'm a goody two shoes - maybe that explains why my friends at school used to call me Mary Poppins and I always thought it was coz whenever someone had forgotten something like hockey socks or a set square (did anyone ever actually use one of those at school??) I always had a spare one!

Oh well off to polish my halo!:whistle:
Me too!!!!!

Well ok just the set square bit :wink: . (Thing is though we both like Blues - look at Gadget's signature; enjoy your halo while you've still got it :devil: )

Be Well,
Christopher

Bagpuss
26th-May-2006, 09:48 PM
*cough* (http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/showpost.php?p=234394&postcount=8)

:innocent:
Christopher

Must have missed that. :whistle: Feeling quite rebellious now and tainted!!! :sick:
Good thread tho. :nice:

BP x

ShinyWeeStar
26th-May-2006, 10:34 PM
In the clear:

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 (unless you count shoplifting half a banana sweetie when I was four, in which case Years in prison = 7 :blush: )
Potential fine: £0

See Ghost and linny lou!, I really am very innocent. :innocent:

Piglet
26th-May-2006, 10:46 PM
I'm nowt special: 8 years in the nick, £2K fine.

I'm almost the same as you :

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £7000

I wonder what I've done that means I pay more money??


UP - are you brave enough to share?:hug:

Gadget
26th-May-2006, 11:15 PM
hmmmmm... :tears::innocent:

Freya
27th-May-2006, 03:14 AM
7yrs and no fine! I'm Good compared to some but not as good as others eh Ghost????

Missy D
28th-May-2006, 12:18 AM
Well guess i am the badest forumite on here! either that or the others are just not being honest.

Ghost
28th-May-2006, 01:05 AM
7yrs and no fine! I'm Good compared to some but not as good as others eh Ghost????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I got pulled over by a police van and 3 policeman tonight for
"Driving after dancing" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Apparently I looked "a bit tired" oh and by the way was I drunk?

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent:
After I'd told them for the third time that I was quite happy to be breathalised, they wished me a good night and left.

Sigh - I blame Wayaay Bird :devil: I danced with her tonight and now my halo's slipping....... though how someone so graceful can have fallen from grace is somewhat of a mystery?

Be Well,
Christopher

Georgious dancer
28th-May-2006, 09:03 AM
I'm always getting pulled over by the police - I must look really dodgy. The thing is I am t-total!

I think it has something to do with my job, I work for a hire car company and spend a lot of my day driving around nice new cars including some premium ones so I think they take one look and think how does someone that young drive something so expensive!:rofl:

Still not as good as the time I got stopped for truanting from school - I was 22 at the time!:rofl:

fletch
28th-May-2006, 09:18 AM
Well guess i am the badest forumite on here! either that or the others are just not being honest.
:respect: :worthy: :respect: :worthy: :respect: :worthy:

Well I got 71 years and £7,000 fine

I don't think there was a box for honesty :rolleyes:

I had a feeling you would score high:whistle: :wink:

:hug:

Missy D
30th-May-2006, 06:54 PM
:respect: :worthy: :respect: :worthy: :respect: :worthy:

Well I got 71 years and £7,000 fine

I don't think there was a box for honesty :rolleyes:

I had a feeling you would score high:whistle: :wink:

:hug:

Oi! I was innocent til I joined this forum!:whistle:

Well its early days yet and still many forumites to reply to this thread that i suspect will score higher than me. well thats if they were really honest about it:whistle:

WittyBird
30th-May-2006, 07:17 PM
Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000

I am the least dodgy person I know :D
Surely that must be wrong cos I never put stamps on upside down I never put stamps on full stop.

sweet succa
30th-May-2006, 11:17 PM
15 years in prison and £2000 fine - does this mean I am not sweet???:wink:

dee
30th-May-2006, 11:51 PM
27 years in prison and a £7000 fine :sad: that can't be true :innocent:

Baruch
3rd-June-2006, 04:32 PM
19.5 years and £7000 for me.

DancingDee
4th-June-2006, 03:55 PM
:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

Aparently I'm upstanding! Who would of thought!! :rofl:

Years in Prison: 0.5
Potential fine: £2000

ben632664
4th-June-2006, 10:57 PM
Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £0 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! :eek:

This just proves that honesty is not always the best policy! :wink:

bettyboop
5th-June-2006, 12:32 PM
47 years in prison, £7000 fine :blush: :eek:

oh dear............ :devil: :rofl: