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Dirty D
9th-May-2006, 02:14 PM
Dancing should be a friendly, social, past time, but it appears that this not always the case. Please use this thread to create rules to help promote dance etiquettes, and to help govern it please nominate INDIVIDUALS who break them. DASBO can also be issued for breach of the peace at dance event, Sexual obscenity, and any other behaviour deemed to be Anti-social.

To help start us off, here is a couple I have thought off

1) Wait until a dance has finished before requesting a dance.
2) Allow tired dancers the opportunity to sleep when on a weekender.

There is no prize for being nominated for the most DASBO

Dirty D
9th-May-2006, 02:18 PM
2) Allow tired dancers the opportunity to sleep when on a weekender.



In Breach of this Rule, The First DASBO are issued to Witty & Fletch, For feeding seaguls bread and buscuits outside an unfortunates jiver chalet, to create lots of noise and at the same time mimmicking the seaguls calls, shouting wayne, wayne, wayne.

Don't know who you are wayne but i wouldn't like it done to me !

Your wife
9th-May-2006, 02:25 PM
To help start us off, here is a couple I have thought off

1) Wait until a dance has finished before requesting a dance.
2) Allow tired dancers the opportunity to sleep when on a weekender.



Ooh where to begin....

3) Persistant bad breath
4) Heavy breathing during saucy dancing (you may well be enjoying it, but I dont need to know - asthmatics excluded)
5) Men who dance aggressively and are liable to cause injury - and then not appologise!
6) Stalking
7) Grumpy faces:mad:

Trousers
9th-May-2006, 02:32 PM
In Breach of this Rule, The First DASBO are issued to Witty & Fletch, For feeding seaguls bread and buscuits outside an unfortunates jiver chalet, to create lots of noise and at the same time mimmicking the seaguls calls, shouting wayne, wayne, wayne.

Don't know who you are wayne but i wouldn't like it done to me !

Forget ya DASBO they deserve medals.

I haven't laughed so much at a friends misfortune in ages. :rofl:

The poor old Northern Bloke musta needed his beauty sleep.

Fletch, Witty - Top Birds!


Brilliant - love it!
Still chuckling away now.

DianaS
9th-May-2006, 02:37 PM
That horrible move where a guy puts some part of his leg under your bottom (don't ask me how ) and lifts you up in a jump. Its too startling and not at all aesthetic! :blush:

The other move when you are just turned suddenly upside down
I'll so small and light they can do it but I hate it!!

foxylady
9th-May-2006, 03:11 PM
The other move when you are just turned suddenly upside down
I'll so small and light they can do it but I hate it!!

Now you see I LOVE that move - perhaps because I am not small and light so whenever someone does it to me i think "Hey big boy" and I :drool: at those muscles...

fletch
9th-May-2006, 03:13 PM
Forget ya DASBO they deserve medals.

I haven't laughed so much at a friends misfortune in ages. :rofl:

The poor old Northern Bloke musta needed his beauty sleep.

Fletch, Witty - Top Birds!


Brilliant - love it!
Still chuckling away now.
Funny, Asked him what time he woke up and he said 7 cos the seagulls were squawking, I hadn't got the hart to tell him it was me Witty and not forgetting TAZ, with a packet of buisuts:devil:

How has Taz escaped the DASBO ?:confused:

(soz Taz):na:

What is our punishment:blush:

Cruella
9th-May-2006, 04:04 PM
DASBO can also be issued for breach of the peace at dance event,
Oh Dear RobD, i think we are in danger of being ostracized!

Msfab
9th-May-2006, 04:09 PM
Oh Dear RobD, i think we are in danger of being ostracized!

His Gob was flying out all sorts over the camber weekend!

fletch
9th-May-2006, 04:48 PM
Oh Dear RobD, i think we are in danger of being ostracized!
No more laughing for you then Di or you will be joining me in the naughty corner :rofl:

Cruella
9th-May-2006, 05:02 PM
No more laughing for you then Di or you will be joining me in the naughty corner :rofl:
That sounds like fun!

Tazmanian Devil
9th-May-2006, 05:03 PM
Funny, Asked him what time he woke up and he said 7 cos the seagulls were squawking, I hadn't got the hart to tell him it was me Witty and not forgetting TAZ, with a packet of buisuts:devil:

How has Taz escaped the DASBO ?:confused:

(soz Taz):na:

What is our punishment:blush:

Damn!!!!! Here was me thinking I had gotten away with it :rolleyes:

:innocent: :innocent: O.K but it wasn't MY idea to run around the site throwing biscuits to the seagulls honest it wasn't :innocent: :innocent:

WittyBird
9th-May-2006, 05:11 PM
Funny, Asked him what time he woke up and he said 7 cos the seagulls were squawking, I hadn't got the hart to tell him it was me Witty and not forgetting TAZ, with a packet of buisuts:devil:

How has Taz escaped the DASBO ?:confused:

(soz Taz):na:

What is our punishment:blush:

Err actually I told him While Dwaine was there, he thought it was funny after he called me a b@stard then laughed

Dirty D
9th-May-2006, 05:11 PM
No more laughing for you then Di or you will be joining me in the naughty corner


That sounds like fun!

That's the Flith I'm talking About! Can i join you?

WittyBird
9th-May-2006, 05:14 PM
:innocent: :innocent: O.K but it wasn't MY idea to run around the site throwing biscuits to the seagulls honest it wasn't :innocent: :innocent:

I can't actually remember whose idea it was :innocent:
Infact yes I can

Let's blame Smooth Kelly :grin:

Dirty D
9th-May-2006, 05:17 PM
I can't actually remember whose idea it was :innocent:
Infact yes I can

Let's blame Smooth Kelly :grin:

DASBO ISSUED ON SMOOTH KELLY - THE RING LEADER

Tazmanian Devil
9th-May-2006, 05:19 PM
That's the Flith I'm talking About! Can i join you?

and Me :D


Let's blame Smooth Kelly :grin:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh lets :respect:

Poor bloke hasn't even posted yet and we are at him :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dirty D
9th-May-2006, 05:20 PM
and Me :D


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh lets :respect:

Poor bloke hasn't even posted yet and we are at him :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Can we ban him from the forum before he has even posted! That would be fun, should we ask the moderator?

Cruella
9th-May-2006, 05:23 PM
7) Grumpy faces:mad:
OK, DASBO to Stewart 38.

fletch
9th-May-2006, 05:33 PM
Poor bloke hasn't even posted yet and we are at him :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

leave me out of this, i'm on my best behoviour:innocent:

come on smooth kelly, hold my hand i will look after you:whistle:

:wink:

Tazmanian Devil
9th-May-2006, 05:34 PM
Can we ban him from the forum before he has even posted! That would be fun, should we ask the moderator?

Oi No :sad: the others were joking Kelly is lovely :nice:

He actually reminds me of you when you had been dancing 4 months :waycool:

fletch
9th-May-2006, 05:36 PM
OK, DASBO to Stewart 38.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I was stood watching you with Corrella (non forumtie) and she said 'he always looks so grumpy'

You has you sumed up :D

Love ya! :love:

WittyBird
9th-May-2006, 06:56 PM
come on smooth kelly, hold my hand i will look after you:whistle:

like he's stooopid enough to fall for that one! :rofl:

Kelly - If she tells you she has a problem with her pc and needs it fixing then it's true, if she tells you she keeps it in the woods she's lying :rolleyes:

DianaS
9th-May-2006, 09:16 PM
Now you see I LOVE that move - perhaps because I am not small and light so whenever someone does it to me i think "Hey big boy" and I :drool: at those muscles...
and then there's the added bonus for spectators when your wearing a skirt:whistle: :blush: