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stewart38
21st-February-2006, 05:54 PM
Ok its nearly friday so what words /phrases are most said/repeated at a standard ceroc/jive night.

To qualify at least 5 other forumites must have heard of the phrase /sentence being mentioned at a ceroc/jive night at least 10 times in the last 4 months.



Ceroc is the only place I've heard those immortal words "it doesn't matter which foot".


Top 10 place ? Ive heard it a fair few times at ceroc, but not when putting on a Wellington boot , so agree that one.


not as many times as "put your hand on her WAIST! Its lower down!!"

Top 100 ? Not heard it regulary

I think 'Its a male led dance' use to be in the top 10 now i think top 50 ??

The top one for me is

'Have we any announcements' :yeah:

Donna
21st-February-2006, 05:57 PM
well there's

SEMI CIRCLE TO THE LEFT AND STEP BACK!

and

GIVE YA SELVES A BIG HAND

:rolleyes:

LMC
21st-February-2006, 05:58 PM
"Ladies, let the guys lead - it's only for 45 minutes..."

what about in freestyle then? :mad:

The winner has to be: "5, 6, 7, 8..."

stewart38
21st-February-2006, 06:00 PM
"Ladies, let the guys lead - it's only for 45 minutes..."




you will need support re the '45 min bit'

sorry them the rules

Donna
21st-February-2006, 06:02 PM
what about in freestyle then? :mad:

Well then you're leading them!:D


The winner has to be: "5, 6, 7, 8..."[/QUOTE]

:yeah:

Minnie M
21st-February-2006, 06:03 PM
oh no............ not that track again :tears:

Minnie M
21st-February-2006, 06:05 PM
........The winner has to be: "5, 6, 7, 8..."
:confused: surely you wouldn't call that "a comment said at a ceroc event" :rolleyes: or have I misunderstood the thread title :whistle:

stewart38
21st-February-2006, 06:05 PM
The winner has to be: "5, 6, 7, 8..."

How about

That will be £7 please ?

Donna
21st-February-2006, 06:07 PM
:confused: surely you wouldn't call that "a comment said at a ceroc event" :rolleyes: or have I misunderstood the thread title :whistle:

Nope. S38 mentioned phrases too!

How about 'guy left to ladies right' (always to start)

Cruella
21st-February-2006, 06:09 PM
How much? :eek:
What! For a glass of water?

Georgious dancer
21st-February-2006, 06:16 PM
How about 'Sorry' I must say it at least 20 times

or

would you like a dance? (or a variation of!)

fletch
21st-February-2006, 06:24 PM
How much? :eek:
What! For a glass of water?
:yeah: :yeah: :yeah:

Donna
21st-February-2006, 06:30 PM
How much? :eek:
What! For a glass of water?


:rofl: That's a good un'

I've got another one.

'and'

Apparently the most used word when communicating.

Dreadful Scathe
21st-February-2006, 06:35 PM
how about 'yeah, I only come here to pull'

quite common ;)



Apparently the most used word when communicating.

I thought it was "Rucksack"?*

Of course, this begs this question - whats the most used word when NOT communicating?
"Aaaargh!" ? hmm I suppose thats still communicating pain or distress. :)



*alas smith and jones joke from years ago, my head if full of this nonsense

Donna
21st-February-2006, 06:39 PM
how about 'yeah, I only come here to pull'

quite common ;)



I thought it was "Rucksack"?*

Of course, this begs this question - whats the most used word when NOT communicating?
"Aaaargh!" ? hmm I suppose thats still communicating pain or distress. :)



*alas smith and jones joke from years ago, my head if full of this nonsense

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Saxylady
21st-February-2006, 06:55 PM
In the freestyle afterwards...

"What was tonight's routine again?"

Donna
21st-February-2006, 06:56 PM
In the freestyle afterwards...

"What was tonight's routine again?"


:rofl:

Petal
21st-February-2006, 07:28 PM
That'll be the "other" left hand.:what:


The men are in charge on the dance floor!:innocent:

El Salsero Gringo
21st-February-2006, 07:28 PM
"offer a flat left hand..."

Baruch
21st-February-2006, 08:08 PM
"Ladies round one."

Saxylady
21st-February-2006, 08:58 PM
"Half a loophole to get the lady back on the right" (or is that just Leroc?)

Andreas
21st-February-2006, 10:21 PM
'Well, actually it is.'

I have to keep saying this because a lot of people ask me 'this is not Ceroc, is it?' Last time that happened in Melbourne last year. :D

Somehow I need to find a way to make it more obvious, or do I not? Nah :wink:

Northants Girly
21st-February-2006, 10:44 PM
"and 22 ladies round . . . . "

:(

Minnie M
21st-February-2006, 10:50 PM
Where do you normally dance ?

Northants Girly
21st-February-2006, 10:54 PM
"How long have you been dancing?"

Asif
21st-February-2006, 11:24 PM
"Just relax and let ME lead" ..... i'm always saying it to the beginners (problem is, i wish i could say it to those who have been dancing for ages and should know better).

What i would LIKE to say ..... "You're not as good as i thought you were" *thinks - i hope this is a short track!*

Groovy Dancer
22nd-February-2006, 12:05 AM
Is this your regular venue?:D

philsmove
22nd-February-2006, 12:11 AM
In Bristol
“Up the first row”

Andy McGregor
22nd-February-2006, 01:34 AM
Where do you normally dance ?Sorry, I can't dance normally :devil:

Gadget
22nd-February-2006, 01:36 AM
"Would you like to dance?"

"Thank you"

"I love this track"

"I hate this track"

"sorry - was that your foot?"

"Are you going to [event/weekender/party]"

"Did you go to [event/weekender/party]"

"You should try [Salsa/WCS/Jazz/Tango/Flamenco/Ballroom]"

"Who's that? For a fat, balding bloke, he moves quite well." :innocent::whistle:

"Brechin" :whistle::wink:

Tiggerbabe
22nd-February-2006, 01:42 AM
"Brechin" :whistle::wink:
:rofl:
Hoping to be there this week though :clap:

TheTramp
22nd-February-2006, 01:59 AM
"Who's that? For a fat, balding bloke, he moves quite well." :innocent::whistle:

"Brechin" :whistle::wink:

I will get you back for that. I feel some Tony Christie/Peter Kaye coming on next week! :devil:

Brechin?? Is there something happening there?!?

David Bailey
22nd-February-2006, 09:07 AM
I used to be chatty and smile-y during dances, but over the past few months I've almost stopped saying anything, and I've also adopted a much more serious expression - I think it's the tango influence coming out. :blush:

I also never know what do say when people ask me "Where do you normally dance?" - I don't really have a "normal dance" venue, haven't really had for years now :tears:

Heather M
22nd-February-2006, 09:08 AM
:rofl:
Hoping to be there this week though :clap:

:clap: look forward to seeing you there! :clap:

Donna
22nd-February-2006, 01:03 PM
I used to be chatty and smile-y during dances, but over the past few months I've almost stopped saying anything, and I've also adopted a much more serious expression - I think it's the tango influence coming out. :blush:


Sounds right to me. Love the serious expressions in tango.:drool:

dee
22nd-February-2006, 01:21 PM
"Just relax and let ME lead" ..... i'm always saying it to the beginners (problem is, i wish i could say it to those who have been dancing for ages and should know better).

What i would LIKE to say ..... "You're not as good as i thought you were" *thinks - i hope this is a short track!*


:rofl: :rofl:

Donna
22nd-February-2006, 01:25 PM
"Just relax and let ME lead" ..... i'm always saying it to the beginners (problem is, i wish i could say it to those who have been dancing for ages and should know better).

What i would LIKE to say ..... "You're not as good as i thought you were" *thinks - i hope this is a short track!*

That's the first thing that goes through my mind! Especially when dancing with someone who does a lot of arm yanking or has hands like a vice.

Graham W
22nd-February-2006, 01:34 PM
"let's give it up for our demonstrator..." ...... eg - Ethel

"let's have a hand for our taxi dancers..... " eg - Norbert & Fugwert

'girls if u can bring a guy next week, he gets in free.'

'We;ve had a request for this one.".. cue b****dy Pussycat Dolls

(okay I'm exaggerrating)

G

oh, and when u walk in - "oh, have you been before?" - pointless form produced..

linny lou!
22nd-February-2006, 01:34 PM
"Who's that? For a fat, balding bloke, he moves quite well." :innocent::whistle: :respect: welldone gadget! hehehehehe!


he wears scary trousers too! :rofl: :whistle:

ducasi
22nd-February-2006, 05:27 PM
I used to be chatty and smile-y during dances, but over the past few months I've almost stopped saying anything, and I've also adopted a much more serious expression - I think it's the tango influence coming out. :blush: Me too, though I haven't done any Tango classes. Must have been that weekend in Aberdeen with Amir... It's amazing what just one Jango workshop has done for my attitude... :D

Daisy Chain
22nd-February-2006, 08:23 PM
Oh, you should have been here last week..........there were extra men

Daisy

(A Badly Timed Little FLower)

Saxylady
22nd-February-2006, 08:50 PM
"Where did you get your shoes?"

fletch
23rd-February-2006, 09:05 AM
'girls if u can bring a guy next week, he gets in free.'



What a good idea, perhaps someone should mention it in the West Midlands

:rolleyes: :whistle:

stewart38
23rd-February-2006, 10:43 AM
What a good idea, perhaps someone should mention it in the West Midlands

:rolleyes: :whistle:


There were loads of extra men at Ashtons last night , cant you bus them up there and you can take the music as well :sad:

LMC
23rd-February-2006, 11:01 AM
Drive half an hour to Stevenage instead of half an hour to Ashtons - 14 women over in intermediates last night and another 10 or so sat out, even after every man was persuaded to join in :(

I decided to lead. Wonder if I will remember any of it :sick: :rofl:

Gordon J Pownall
23rd-February-2006, 01:14 PM
"The Mavericks? - sorry I don't have that one...."

"The Mavericks? - are they a band then...?"

"The Mavericks? - didn't they do the Top Gun theme...?"

"The Mavericks? - sorry last two tracks of the night now..."

"The Mavericks? - sorry, this is a MODERN Jive Night..."

"The Mavericks? - are they still alive...?"

"The Mavericks? - I tried to buy their CD but all the albums are deleted stock..."


Just a few excuses...

G...(I'm lovin' the Mavericks) http://www.mcdonalds.com/images/global_splash/arch.jpg

stewart38
23rd-February-2006, 01:17 PM
Drive half an hour to Stevenage instead of half an hour to Ashtons - 14 women over in intermediates last night and another 10 or so sat out, even after every man was persuaded to join in :(

I decided to lead. Wonder if I will remember any of it :sick: :rofl:

Is the music like you would find in Starsky and Hutch when they walk into where Huggy bear use to hang out :sad:

LMC
23rd-February-2006, 01:20 PM
Is the music like you would find in Starsky and Hutch when they walk into where Huggy bear use to hang out :sad:
DJ is Jon Brett :drool: - the music is fantastic :waycool: (although he does tend to restrain himself in the early part of the evening :rofl: - as there are quite a few beginners). I would say the average standard is similar to Chesham as I remember it.

stewart38
23rd-February-2006, 01:24 PM
I would say the average standard is similar to Chesham as I remember it.

No good for WB then :whistle:

Tessalicious
23rd-February-2006, 01:29 PM
"Here are our taxi dancers. They're very experienced dancers and know everything there is to know about Ceroc"

"This stage is dreadful for spinning"

and last but definitely not least:

"It's just a small dip..."

El Salsero Gringo
23rd-February-2006, 01:37 PM
"Here are our taxi dancers. They're very experienced dancers and know everything there is to know about Ceroc"

"This stage is dreadful for spinning"

and last but definitely not least:

"It's just a small dip..."You'll find it more comfortable if you take your thumb off the back of my hand

Rhythm King
23rd-February-2006, 01:51 PM
T ry_____to_________so_________ !!!!
____not____bounce_____much

Donna
23rd-February-2006, 01:56 PM
"This stage is dreadful for spinning"


That's me! That's me! :D

and..

"this floor is too slippy, don't you think?"

or

"this floor is too sticky!"

TheTramp
23rd-February-2006, 02:07 PM
"You're not a beginner really. Are you?" :innocent:

Donna
23rd-February-2006, 02:13 PM
"You're not a beginner really. Are you?" :innocent:

What you're not then? :eek: :D :flower:

stewart38
23rd-February-2006, 05:37 PM
Still find parking? At 10pm-ish? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

(Sorry!)

Just reminds me at Chesham you get a lot of ----

Would the owner of the skoda please move it ,its blocking the entrance should an ambulance be required ,they wont attend when a Skoda is present

Stuart
23rd-February-2006, 05:52 PM
Just reminds me at Chesham you get a lot of ----

Would the owner of the skoda please move it ,its blocking the entrance should an ambulance be required ,they wont attend when a Skoda is present

In a similar vein at Twyford you get:

"Would the owner of car registration number ... please move it as you are blocking someone's drive"

Rhythm King
23rd-February-2006, 06:00 PM
Ladies, where's your spare arm? :devil:

Donna
23rd-February-2006, 06:07 PM
"Guys. Place your furthest hand on the lady's waist...tut, I SAID WAIST!"

Jules205
23rd-February-2006, 06:11 PM
No Thumbs!!!!!