The "Who Needs What" Game?

[Swinging bee]

We received this one by email & thought you might like to find out what you need. Have fun! :grin:

Go to the google search engine and type in your name +
'needs' after it. eg: "John needs" and write down the first line of the
description of the first website that appears, (it should say something
like: "John needs a shave")
Make sure that you put it in quote marks though!

1) "mike needs a date!"
2) "megan needs a theme song"
3) "adam needs to stop drinking"
4) "Briana needs to learn proper bowling etiquitte"
5) "sweet kayla needs a home"
6) "Jodelle needs bridges in Tideland!"
7) "MISSA needs to be made aware of all issues as quickly as possible."
8) "TANISHA needs to maximize her good head control"
9) "Manda needs YOU! *points randomly* "
10) "Megan needs a theme >song anyone have some suggestions?"
11) "Brenda needs therapy"....probably
12) "Ashley needs cataract surgery to see again"
13) "Kyle needs a woman. Kyle needs her badly. Kyle needs her tonight"
14) "princess jenna needs a home"
15) "Michelle needs her own REALITY SHOW!"
16) "Jennifer needs a cold shower" LOL
17) "Joyce needs a belt" ... how did they know??
18) "Brock needs to get himself a big old steak"
19) "Because of his tiny size, Amadeus needs to be in an all adult home -
no children now or in the future."
20) "Mae needs long-term care which costs $2000 a month"
21) "The Amaryllis needs good growth followed by a rest period before it
will flower"
22) "Juan's Needs: A Particular Approach" > >
23) "Astelia needs shifting to a distant fence-line
25) "Dan needs BUSH-HOGGING?? yeeeah, baby!
26.) "Kati needs to shake shake
27.) "Victoria needs safe injection.
28.) "Kristen needs book money for class but has no skills besides
f******.~~~~I swear to god that's what it said!!
29.) "Valerie needs to sit down with a blank piece of paper.
30) "Manda needs her bunny glowsticks.
31.) "Heather needs men.....now!" "Heather needs a rest"
32.) "Jeff needs a shoe."
33.) "Jen needs a session or two with a therapist"
34.) "Valerie needs to get some" wow!!! it's like they read my mind
35.) "Niki needs help" LMAO!!!!
36.) "Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power.
**I mean that is just funny!!!
37.) "jami needs to take good care"
38.) "taylor needs some time away" i dont get it
39.) "sandy needs a firefighter" ...lol yeah right
40.) "alaina needs special connections" ...yes she does. *YLSC*
41.) "Katie needs a Project manager" hahahahaha
42.) "Aaron Needs a Tracheotomy" ***!
43.) "Ashley needs Prayers" Wow, Okay
44.) "Tyler needs surgery on his eyes"
45.) "brittani needs love too sometimes" wow okayyy
46.) "Kayte needs shoes"....hmmm actually i do...
47.) "caitlin needs a diet" omfg what kind of joke is this.. im gonna go cry
now
48.)"Danielle needs some advice about IUI pregnancy " OMG ***!!!!!! this
better be a joke!PREGNANCY!?! can i curl up in a ball and die of
embarassment now please?
49. "Sarah needs actions more than word...ha yes
50. "mallory needs to go... haha alright?
51. "Ryan needs a little help getting his Spinoza on his lap.(hahahhaha wut
tha hell is a Spinoza?!)
52. "Laura needs to get a man...yup thats right! a good one
53. "Eli needs to bring" (....the weed?)
54. "Kelly needs modesty....LMMFAO. you don't even understand how good that is.
55. "josh needs a new holiday or just a cuddle...lol :P
56. "Laura needs" to get a man! haha! so true!
57. "Ciaran needs no introduction or Ciaran needs to improve his golf!! lol
58 "kate needs a shave" awww thanks that was lovely!! NOT! i dnt need to by
the way!
59 ''Rachel needs your prayers''haha very funni!
60. "Emily needs eating companions"!! lol
61. "Anna needs to be excused from scool today".....oh yeah......
62."Meadhbh needs to get the latest version
63."Marc needs you".......
64."Ranna needs coconino county community services" what!!!!
something's not rite lol
65."Kelly needs to take a little break (she needs a good girls night
out!) Lol ye i do!!!!!!
66."Sinead needs rehab"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
68."Susan needs to wear a bra.
69."Sinead needs rehab!!!!!! lmao!!!
70."Lisa needs braces lmao!!!
71."Fiona needs a freind.awww
72."Sharon needs to stop shooting and start talking (LOL)
73."samantha needs adoptive parents who will take care of her NEEDS for
structure.
74. "james needs frankenstein and the monster from hell!!!
75. "keavy needs - did not match any documents
76. "lucy needs a drummer
77. "Oriel needs to get her head out of the clouds!!!!!!!!!!!!!
78. "mark needs a chick lyrics
79. "Keith needs you!
80. "James needs posters, filmography, news, and forum" and who ever 84
james is he cheated thats the second one....
90. "ashleigh needs prayers" OH dear god...!
91. Aisling needs to have more dignity!
92. "David needs a good wash and help from a strong harmonious family" hah
hah hah 2 rite lol
93. "Becky needs a bullet in her head" o, no, im gonna die!!!
94. "Julie needs cards for hospital visit for transplant
95. "Joanne needs space and can't stand to be suffocated."
96. "Donna needs party caricatures"
97. "Vicky needs to pay the rent."
98. "Suzanne needs a new gynecologist"
99. ''Linsey needs nurturing, patient, and committed adoptive parents''
100. "Eilidh needs someone who can give her the attention and love she
desires"
101. "Julie needs data protection."
102. "Brittany needs to get on with her family."
103. Gemma needs a kidney (news to me lol)
104. "Rachel needs some good thoughts"
105." "Hayley needs to keep the baby" (k now im scared!!!lol)
106. "vix needs i stiffer drink after all that girly sex" (haha im scared lol)
107. "emily needs to be destroyed" how nice lol
108. "Danielle needs heart surgery" think its time for me to be scared!!!
109. "kyle needs an attitude adjustment"
110. "Marc needs you!" Wow!
111. Chess needs happiness
112. dan needs a job!!!!!!!!!!!!
113. "Dan needs bush hogging"
114. "Huw needs to listen up!"
115. "Siwan needs to regain lost ground"
116. gruff needs to be put alongside Lewis's conviction that perfect love
dispenses with modesty!
117. "Aled needs a budget!"
118. "Hanna needs to stop making them in third world countries!"
119. "Sion needs to be incorporated into all!"
120. "Robynne needs to be handled first" (erm.......!)
121. Catherine needs a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world. (I agree
entirely!)
122. "David needs to become more tolerant, especially of emotions"
123. "Charlotte needs to go to the East coast this summer on tour.
(absolutly fine by me!!!)
124. "Paul needs welsh musician and song writer" (how random!!)
125. "Gary needs a job"
126. "Oliver needs a spanking"! o yes he does!...
127. "Aaron needs to learn how to count" - isnt that what calculators are
for??!
128. "Ashley needs to get herself an education!"
129. "Louise needs a juggling trick"
130."Nathalie needs some graphics software"... right!
131. "Sara needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in
charge!"
132. "When Matt needs to let off steam he plays his drum!" lol, true!!
133. "Anthony needs to step up game"- very true
144. "Stevo needs your help to get a new amp!!" AWESOME!
145. "Ben needs help" !!!!! how appropriate some might say!!
146. "Amy needs training"!!
147. "Greg needs your help"
148. "Becca needs a boyfriend!"
149. "Kim needs to take off the gloves"
150. "Nicola needs to retain sufficient cash to meet her income needs"
151. "Delia needs to be investigated immediately" (evil cackles!)
152. Anna needs an icecream to cool down , not really that true lol
153. "Tam needs to tame her munchkin befor i'm going in there"
154. "Salina needs to reach that vision" Tell me about it!
155. "Clare will need lots of encouragement." Too true!
156. "Jodie needs help....... and right now" - scary and very true.
157. "Tanya needs you milf swingers!!!!" - (They know me so well!)
158. "Linda needs treatment" (is there something I should know?)
159. "John needs to be allowed to change the focus of his hope"

[Lynn]

Hmm, it wasn't the first one in the list, it was about 5th - but oh so true! :tears:

'Lynn needs work with a better salary'

[ShinyWeeStar]

The first three of mine don't make sense, but thereafter there's an almost unanimous result:

"Katrina needs your help." :flower:

[DavidY]

On the first page:
"David needs dusting often" :what:

[Cruella]

"Di needs Analysis" :eek:




4th one down on page
"Cruella needs her arse kicked" :rofl:

[Lory]

Lory will need to be part of the family and requires companionship and attention. :blush:


:rofl:

[Jive Brummie]

James needs a hat petition...

Haha, how cool is that, I don't even know what a hat petition is.

J x x

[Pammy]

Pammy's needs to stop buying cheap tops. :really:

[Clive Long]

"Clive needs a better act"


Uncanny.

[Feelingpink]

Rebecca needs enlightenment!

I'm not sure what I need enlightenment on ... but sure someone will tell me :wink:

[LMC]

Only one result...

"Sandre needs the loo"

BRB...

[ChrisA]

I might have known I shouldn't read this sort of thread.

Apparently there's some **** on Radio Wales called Chris Needs. He seems to take up the first ten million results on Google.

The best I can find is:

"Chris needs your sex talk", which I prefer to:

"Ironically, only drug offenders are disenfranchised from the type of living assistance Chrisa needs."

[Dizzy]

'Geraldine needs her backlight lit' :what: :eek:

[Rhythm King]

Hunky "Richard needs" Your votes! On the first page, the first few didn't make sense.

No really - see http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/men/news/s/198/198328_hunky_richard_needs_your_votes.html


and how do you type words to harperlink text over the URL nowdays? It used to put up the text box automatically :mad:

[DavidY]

and how do you type words to harperlink text over the URL nowdays? It used to put up the text box automatically :mad:Select the words first so they're highlighted, then click on the "Insert Link" button & type the URL.

[Lynn]

...and how do you type words to harperlink text over the URL nowdays? It used to put up the text box automatically :mad:Someone did explain it in a thread somewhere, at least once, but I'm not sure which thread and I've forgotten - I keep wondering too.

EDIT - Thanks David. That's simpler than I thought.

[El Salsero Gringo]

"ESG needs students"

"Alec needs a Trample session"

:sick:

[thewacko]

"Phillip needs to get a backbone and stand up for himself "

:tears: :tears: :tears:

[ducasi]

#1 hit: "Duncan Needs Better Lawyers"

:eek:

#2 hit: "Duncan needs to die."

:tears:

[azande]

Luca needs data and various information, and people's assistance are very much appreciated

[clevedonboy]

Andrew needs sleep badly

[TheTramp]

Steve apparently needs a doctor.

4th hit was better though....

Steve needs to grow up :what:

[Asif]

All of these were on the first page and i couldn't choose.


Asifs needs to be persisted with :whistle:
Asifs needs to patent his liberation formula :confused:
I don't think Asif needs to here this kinda stuff :innocent:
Asif needs more pace before he can be considered for a test spot :tears:

But the ones i like best are :-

Asif needs no introduction :cool:
Ladies, Asif needs help - sort it out :wink:

[Tessalicious]

"Tess Needs a Spanking." :devil:

"Tessa needs to make a level one saving roll"

and this is so true: "Tessa needs her sleep" :yawn:

[dee]

This can't be right :mad: :mad: :mad:

Dee needs anger management :angry:

[Pammy]

It had to be done....

"Andy Mcgregor needs to keep covered, rumours abound Re his chest) girls short skirts only please ,shirts optional"

ironically it's a link back to the forum. Or maybe not so.... :wink:

[Nick M]

"Nick needs ....."

Nick Needs on DVD - Get porn star Nick Needs at Huge Muscle Mall, the leading online adult store since 1993. Secure and discreet.

Well, now you know.

[Sparkles]

I know you said just one, but I thought all three of these were quite interesting (not sure about the last one though...!)

Sarah Needs A Cold Shower

Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge! Woo yeh !

Sarah needs to be hooked up to a respirator in order to survive

[Piglet]

Great fun SB!!

I got...

Piglet needs to get off his high horse.
Piglet needs medication.
Piglet needs anti-panic drugs whilst Eeyore could do with a dose of St John's Wort.
Piglet needs advice.
Piglet needs to consume 250-300ml of colostrum to remain in energy balance.


I think I'd better book a doctor's appointment :eek:

[Andy McGregor]

Andy needs a team of committed people to pray for him and his ministry.
.. all Andy needs now is a twirling moustache
Andy needs to choose a colour so Lou can paint his room.
Andy needs 200 saxophonists to join him in the party!
Andy needs to win the most because he's older
Andy needs to learn how to abbreviate his swing, get his butt to the net
Andy needs a **** and he makes sure we all know about it.
What Andy needs to remember is blokes can be very stupid and immature
Andy needs a BAD girl to find his focus

And for Pammy

Pammy's needs to stop buying cheap tops.
Pammy needs to get a looser bra
Pammy needs TWO strap-ons :sick:

[Sheepman]

Greg needs to be hung from the nearest tall tree

Greg Needs You!

All the others are just too disturbing!
But funnily enough, Sheepman needs nothing at all!
(So if I do a "Sheepman needs" after all the slurp spiders have been around, will I get a result tomorrow?)

Greg

[Dreadful Scathe]

my first ones were...

Nik needs help
Nik needs a refresher course in his four star grammar education
Nik needs more energy
Nik needs to buff up man

or the highly accurate..

Scathe needs henchmen


...applications to the usual place :)

[Jenni]

Jenni Needs Somewhere To Hide From...:eek:
What Jenni needs is a miracle :what:
Jenni needs to dress, groom, bathe, toilet, eat, plan meals - don't we all :rolleyes:
Jenni needs a boost into the car, but once in, she is a good passenger. For many years, Jenni has lived with cats and she is good with them - think this one might be me :blush:
jenni needs cheering up
jenni needs a hug
jenni needs a better job so she can buy lots of bud* :yeah:

*except I don't drink bud - maybe substitute that for vodka

[Swinging bee]

John needs a break.....got one! off to Tenerife on wednesday. Whoopee! sunshine.. AAAHHHH.

[Missy D]

Dawn needs a reality check:what:

Dawn needs a tripod:confused:

Dawn needs better WPWF work:confused:

[Caro]

funny game, here are mine!


caroline needs to sort her head out

Caroline needs to start making contributions into a pension :eek:

Caroline needs at least ten frogs from each location :what: :confused:

Caroline needs to continue to count money :drool:

Caroline needs to be more sexy :rolleyes:

Caroline needs little introduction :waycool:

Caroline needs protection ;)

Caroline needs to work a bit more on her sense of humour! :really:

Caroline needs to really tone up :really: :really:

Caroline needs to be improved on some levels :eek:

Caroline needs to move to France :rolleyes:

caroline needs to take shorter showers :rofl: so true!

Caroline needs to be exposed to society or she might never find a husband. :eek: :eek:

Caroline needs a kiss :whistle:

[Piglet]

Caroline needs to be more sexy :rolleyes:
You looked pretty sexy on Saturday night, girl!


Caroline needs a kiss :whistle:
You'd probably prefer one from a man, but :kiss:
See you Tuesday! :hug:

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Ashley needs a new genre

[Piglet]

Ashley needs a new genre
Is that for real Jazz or have you picked it cos you are and ACTRESS! lol

By the way - you had to do any sex scenes yet?:rofl: Just curious:rolleyes:

[foxylady]

"Tess Needs a Spanking." :devil:

"Tessa needs to make a level one saving roll"

and this is so true: "Tessa needs her sleep" :yawn:


Hmmm - mine came up as Tessa needs a valentine....
(something seems a bit fishy)

[LMC]

Scathe needs henchmen


...applications to the usual place :)
Me, me, pick me! :clap:

[ducasi]

Now we know what people need, how about what they want?

"Duncan wants trial pushed back" :what:

"Duncan wants to shock people" :devil:

"Duncan wants $6.73 million ..." :drool:

"Duncan wants (for various reasons) to own a satin Seminole warm-up jacket. In fact, this is a burning desire for him, an all consuming passion." :confused:

"Duncan wants the morning-after pill to become more accessible." :love:

[LMC]

I want for nothing, apparently.

But Sandre loves orange soda

oooh, I am liking this game, the possibilities are endless. Shame I never have too many results to pick from!

[WittyBird]

Rebekah needs to break out the work-out dates with Sven.
Rebekah needs more sleep and an earlier bedtime will help.
Rebekah needs to come out of her shell.
Rebekah needs more crackers; please give her some.
Rebekah needs to be a better reader.
Rebekah needs to find the courage to conquer the odds in the US.
Rebekah needs some better gloves, and a scarf for her face.
Rebekah needs the stimulation of outside activities to keep us all sane!
Rebekah needs to be punished to keep her out of there.
Rebekah needs a financial miracle now!

Can't type to busy LMFAO :rofl:

[Little Em]

I need...........

1.) nothing, she is ueber cool:respect:


but then further down it says..
Emma needs to fix her hair!:tears:

[Little Em]

'Geraldine needs her backlight lit' :what: :eek:
im sorry i found this highly amusing:D

[ducasi]

But Sandre loves orange soda!
Duncan Loves Jesus :)

Duncan Loves Freaks and Geeks :blush:

Duncan Loves to be Bad :devil:

Duncan loves to climb on your lap for snuggles and pets :awe:

Duncan loves to play and rough-house with anyone :yum:

Duncan loves death sex :what:

[dee]

Denise needs - Prayers! women in recovery
Denise needs - Milko
Denise needs - To know where her money is going so asks Gary (will pm Killingtime later)
Denise needs - To view church fat burning pilates and take some lessons :rofl:
Denise needs - Men to die for :innocent:

[WittyBird]

Denise needs - Men to die for :innocent:

I got some results like that I prefer to be called Becca so I put in "becca needs" and got some quite explicit results :rofl: Probably all true :blush:

[dee]

I got some results like that I prefer to be called Becca so I put in "becca needs" and got some quite explicit results :rofl: Probably all true :blush:


Just typed that in and had a look :rofl:
Im sure i can sort you out a "chicken friend", but not sure if S38 would like it in his house :rofl:

[WittyBird]

Just typed that in and had a look :rofl:
Im sure i can sort you out a "chicken friend", but not sure if S38 would like it in his house :rofl:

It made me laugh so much. :wink:
It will all come out in the wash :rofl:

[Little Monkey]

"Cathrine needs a cup of coffee to wake up" Couldn't agree more!

"That little monkey needs a good spanking!" :eek:

and apparently:

"everyone needs a little monkey in their wardrobe." Do they?:what:

[Icey]

Icey needs a playmate :devil: umm, got one :D

Nothing under the actual spelling of my name but other spellings include:
Tamzin needs help
Tamsin needs to apologise
Tamsin needs a visit from the police, especially if she has previously been acting aggressively towards neighbors and the like
Tamsin needs somebody to understand her

[Tiggerbabe]

Sheena needs a break!
Sheena needs magnetic therapy :eek:
Sheena needs guy advice.
Sheena needs to start participating.
Sheena needs advice on De-solv.it and carpets.
Sheena needs to play a show.
Sheena needs an invite code.

Tiggerbabe apparantly doesn't need anything, although

Tigger needs an enema :tears:

Sheena loves you :D

[Piglet]

Piglet wants to give Pooh some honey.
Piglet wants a global station.
Piglet wants to tell a story about a not so scary story... Piglet wants it to happen in the day... Tigger the night...
Piglet wants to forgive him and they have a kind un-crowning and he feels like a new Tigger!
Piglet wants to help but he's brushed aside with the warning that it's too big a job for such a little guy.


And this one was on page 10 - second last entry (wonder why??)

“I don’t think my Piglet wants any rough games like that, Eva !” Laura protested half heartedly…………it had actually given her quite a jolt of lust hearing ...


(didn't bother looking to see what she was hearing :rofl: )

[thewacko]

thought I would have another go with "thewacko"

1. I just think that I need to get away from it. I mean my time here has been good but I knew it was not permanent.:confused: stop the world I wonna get off

2. I'm working on a game for school, need to declare a global variable and have every other form in the project be able to grab the. . . :confused: I think sonme one has already stopped the world

3. ... Points: 453 / Power: 11. My shrubs are hydrangea (needs somewhere not too dry ... thewacko. Registered User. thewacko's Avatar. Join Date: Oct 2003. Location: Blackheath ...:sick: this lead me onto a thread by LMC:confused: :confused:

4.There needs to be a place dedicated to these two techs. Over at the channel 9 Forums we where talking about How we have no place ...
:confused: thats it I think I have already got off and am living in a parellel universe

5. If you're a piece of paper and spot some scissors, you need to get the hell out ... :rofl: :rofl: what:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I dare not look any further!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewacko]

Tigger needs an enema :tears:




Oh shhhhhhhhhhhhh..................ut up


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