Barry Shnikov
14th-February-2006, 11:36 PM
A terrorist attack on Texas was narrowly averted (http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-5619114,00.html) when Vice President Dick Cheney shot a 78 year old lawyer with a shotgun, sources revealed.
"I know somebody who's hiding weapons of mass destruction when I see 'im", exulted the Veep. "Only thing fer it was to take pre-emptive action."
"I know somebody who's hiding weapons of mass destruction when I see 'im", exulted the Veep. "Only thing fer it was to take pre-emptive action."