Random posts

[TheTramp]

p.s i love the random posts too! :clap:

Fish :whistle:

[linny lou!]

bums! :rofl:

[Andy McGregor]

Do not listen to audio at high volume or for prolonged periods of time.

[linny lou!]

good point batman! :waycool:

[Little Monkey]

Do not drink and drive, as you might spill your drink.

I'm bored.

[Tiggerbabe]

I'm bored.
I'm ironing - it's a tenuous link :wink:

[Little Monkey]

Ironing!! *Shudder*

One shouldn't swear out loud! :mad:

[Daisy Chain]

I'm ironing - it's a tenuous link :wink:

Ever tried Extreme Ironing?

Daisy

(A Brave Little Flower)

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Always play the fourth wall :D

[Little Monkey]

There is enough iron in the human body to make one small nail














Apparently........

[Little Monkey]

The lifespan of a tastebud is ten days.














Or so they say...............

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

I don't why I can't think of anything else, if u've met me you'll know that I am the QUEEN of randomness..

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Stupid Cookies won't let me use Garage forum









..

[Tiggerbabe]

Ever tried Extreme Ironing?

Trust me, if I'm ironing, things are already extreme! :wink:

[Lory]

If you run out of hair conditioner, fabric softener can do as a good alternative.

and

Always spend a penny before you go on a long journey;)

[Tiggerbabe]

Always spend a penny before you go on a long journey;)
I think, if you phone my bank manager, you'll find I've spent ever so slightly more than that! :blush: :whistle: :D

[Piglet]

Digestives were invented to help flatulance (i.e. reduce it I think, not make it worse):cool:

[under par]

twizzle in green occasionally but never thrice a night

[Piglet]

But never ever twizzle your whizzle




(unless you're all alone in a secure secluded place)

[under par]

Slork, but only on November:D

[Piglet]

Nudge, nudge, wink, :wink: wink :wink:

[TheTramp]

Say no more??

[ducasi]

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

[WittyBird]

Why is it always in the last place you look? :whistle:

[under par]

fried eggs with stewed rhubarb .... great for indigestion

[thewacko]

Digestives were invented to help flatulance (i.e. reduce it I think, not make it worse):cool:
fig biscuits were made to promote it:blush: :rofl:

[WittyBird]

You never see white dog poo anymore :wink:

[under par]

Pallindrome Emordnillap

[thewacko]

You never see white dog poo anymore :wink:
only cos I stopped my next doors dog from going in my garden:eek:

[thewacko]

dont eat yellow snow!

[under par]

linoleum what an invention:D



ps how random do we have to be?:what:

[ducasi]

ps how random do we have to be?:what:
Only as random as you want to be, and no more. :flower:

[Lory]

I'm growing an Amaryllis in my kitchen and it's very exciting, as it's grown about a foot in a week and's looking very phallic at the moment! :na:

[Gojive]

There's only one Monopolies and Mergers Commission.

[LMC]

Dr Stuart's Elderflower & Lemon tea is nasty :(

[Wendy]

I quite like ironing. (The music has to be right though)

Wxxx

[Tessalicious]

There's only one Monopolies and Mergers Commission.There is also only one word for thesaurus.

[Melanie]

On a cold icey morning don't de-ice your car by leaving the engine running and going in doors for a minute as it could be stolen .......... :whistle:

[LMC]

"Alliteration's artful aid" is actually an assonance.

[ToeTrampler]

fried eggs with stewed rhubarb .... great for indigestion
No thanks, already got some :rolleyes:

Third player plays high.

[Piglet]

That's £50 you're all owe me :rofl:

[WittyBird]

why is it men have a fantastic timing when it comes to p1$$ing women off?

[Piglet]

Pee for relief

[WittyBird]

Pee for relief

whatever floats your boat :rofl:

[Piglet]

I like mine on the rocks - what about you?

[stewart38]

On a cold icey morning don't de-ice your car by leaving the engine running and going in doors for a minute as it could be stolen .......... :whistle:

If you want it stolen, leave for 3 minutes in Slough and 30 minutes in Windsor

[Melanie]

If you want it stolen, leave for 3 minutes in Slough and 30 minutes in Windsor

It was stolen ............. from my drive on an icey morning within a minute.

[WittyBird]

I think beetroot is revolting

*not sure I and think belong in the same sentence*

[linny lou!]

nah nah nah nah ,nah nah,nah nah cant touch this! :clap: *wiggles bum* a little song and dance didnt hurt anyone! :D

[CJ]

There is also only one word for thesaurus.

The glory of the English language is that there is only one word for most things.

Can you think of two words that mean exactly the same??

With reference to size, mood, hidden meanings, nuance, etc...

OK, Franck and SexGod are close, but anything else?!?

[ducasi]

The glory of the English language is that there is only one word for most things. I'd disagree. There is quite often two or more words that mean the same thing. This is typically because English has acquired the words from other languages, and the multi-racial nature of the UK has mixed this all around nicely...

But because we have multiple words that mean the same thing, we can endow them with the "size, mood, hidden meanings, nuance, etc..." colourings which indeed makes our language the glory it is.

As you ask though, here are two words which mean exactly the same thing, but tell a wonderful thing about the evolution of languages...

"inflammable" and "flammable". :D

[CJ]

I'd disagree. There is quite often two or more words that mean the same thing.

But because we have multiple words that mean the same thing, we can endow them with the "size, mood, hidden meanings, nuance, etc..." colourings which indeed makes our language the glory it is.

As you ask though, here are two words which mean exactly the same thing, but tell a wonderful thing about the evolution of languages...

"inflammable" and "flammable". :D

Am glad you disagree: I wouldn't expect anything less!!:wink:

Any examples of 2 words that mean exactly the same thing?!?

Indeed, thank you for your second paragraph, it seems to round off my point very well.:flower:

I remain unconvinced of the flammable/inflammable example. In modern, lazy English, they may be percieved as the same. However, inflammable alludes to an intensity that flammable just doesn't own.:D

[under par]

back on a random posts thread......

"cherish your elders" as I'm closing in on that title I feel the need to bring it to the fore:wink:

[ducasi]

Any examples of 2 words that mean exactly the same thing?!?Nunnery and convent.

Spire and steeple.

Hospital and infirmary.

Each pair of words have exactly the same meaning as far as I'm concerned.

[under par]

Nunnery and convent.

Spire and steeple.

Hospital and infirmary.

Each pair of words have exactly the same meaning as far as I'm concerned.


Random = unconnected to the rest......so how come this Random thread is being HI-JACKED???? go find your own GRAMMAR thread and argue the T@ss elsewhere please.:angry:

[TheTramp]

:yeah:

Fish

[under par]

:yeah:

Fish


Ha aha ha ha (seen that somewhere me smells a kipper!)

:rofl:


new leather goods smell ummm:drool: :drool: :drool:

[WittyBird]

why is it that you know its gonna fall off but you still put it there? is it some kind of test? :eek:

[under par]

why is it people believe that moon goes round the earth but if you put up a "WET PAINT" sign they have to touch it to see if it is!:confused:

[Tazmanian Devil]

Ha aha ha ha (seen that somewhere me smells a kipper!)

:rofl:


new leather goods smell ummm:drool: :drool: :drool:
Oooh I was a lady of Leather last night :wink:

[KatieR]

Did you ever wonder what the WD in WD-40 stands for? The name was lifted right out ofchemist Norm Larsen's laboratory notebook. Way back in 1953, he was trying to concoct an anti-corrosion formula, which worked on the basic principle of displacing water. On his 40th try, Larsen finally got it right. Hence the name WD-40. It literally means Water Displacer, 40th try.

[CJ]

Random = unconnected to the rest......so how come this Random thread is being HI-JACKED???? go find your own GRAMMAR thread and argue the T@ss elsewhere please.:angry:

post and kettles can throw sticks and stones but whips and chains broke Humpty

[Lory]

I like mine on the rocks - what about you?
I like mine served on a huge bed, made with soft white linen :drool:

[Piglet]

Boom chick a rock a chick a rock a chick a boom!

[ducasi]

Random = unconnected to the rest......so how come this Random thread is being HI-JACKED???? go find your own GRAMMAR thread and argue the T@ss elsewhere please.:angry:
Yikes! Never thought I'd get shouted at for being off-topic in a "Random posts" thread... :blush:

300 years ago today, Benjamin Franklin was born. He was a remarkable fellow by all accounts.

[ShinyWeeStar]

Boom chick a rock a chick a rock a chick a boom!
Uh huh... oh yeah! :D

[ToeTrampler]

~#looking at his current Rep score#~.Good luck with the Norwegian mission Wing Commander :grin:

[LMC]

Share this:

King of the Road

(hopefully now I'm not the only one who can't get the track out of my head)

[ShinyWeeStar]

King of the Road

(hopefully now I'm not the only one who can't get the track out of my head)
And what's wrong with that? :wink:

*wanders off singing quietly to herself*

Trailer for sale or rent...

[ducasi]

Good luck with the Norwegian mission Wing Commander :grin:
That was a bit of a "whooosh" moment...

A wee google search later I now know it was a low-flying bomber passing over-head... :wink:

Ob (pseudo-)randomness: 14811

[Tiggerbabe]

I found my missing brooch :clap:

[Jenni]

why is it people believe that moon goes round the earth but if you put up a "WET PAINT" sign they have to touch it to see if it is!:confused:

:yeah: :rofl:

Ladybirds have poisonous knees

[ducasi]

Ladybirds have poisonous knees
Really? Why???

Rhythms is the longest word in English with no vowels in it.

[Jenni]

Really? Why???

Rhythms is the longest word in English with no vowels in it.

so they taste bad if something tries to eat them I think

One for all the chocolate lovers out there - the average bar of chocolate has eight insects' legs in it

[WittyBird]

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes should only be eaten with fresh ice cold milk or ice cold fresh orange juice :D

[Jenni]

An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

How do they find these things out?

[ducasi]

An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated

How do they find these things out?
Take them out, get them pissed, and watch them fall over? :shrug:

Toe-nails grow at a sixth of the speed of fingernails.

[under par]

skies in scotland:cheers:

[Lory]

I found my missing brooch :clap:
I found parts of mine, in the rubbery door seal of the washing machine! :(

[under par]

superglue is a fantasic invention

[LMC]

non sequiteur

[Piglet]

Rhythms is the longest word in English with no vowels in it.

Oops sorry, Duncan, but I thought Google would sort this one out:

The longest common word without any of the five vowels is RHYTHMS, but there are longer rare words: SYMPHYSY, NYMPHLY, GYPSYRY, GYPSYFY, and TWYNDYLLYNGS. ...

Did you know Trampy was Welsh? And a Rarebit? :rofl:

By the way fishy man - is that last word Welsh perchance?

[Tiggerbabe]

I've not packed yet :eek:

[LMC]

I've not packed yet :eek:
Oooh, are you going somewhere? :whistle:

(Have a *fantastic* time :clap: :hug: )

I hate ironing :(

[stewart38]

superglue is a fantasic invention


and has given the sunday sport at least 5 good stories :yeah:

[Gadget]

My birthday does not fall on the most depressing day of the year (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6847012/) :clap:

{...just :rolleyes:}

[WittyBird]

My laptop gets really hot

[Jenni]

Polar bears are left-handed

[Jenni]

My laptop gets really hot

Ah-hem! :wink:

[Tiggerbabe]

Champagne is a very good thing :D

[ducasi]

Polar bears are left-handed
Me too!

Check that the foil packaging is not damaged before use.

[Jenni]

don't get foil stuck in your microwave - the bang's not nice and neither is the big hole melted in the side

[under par]

cofvfved sztaijneded kedyboared:D

[Msfab]

Theres way too much rubbish and drivel on this 'dance' forum.:(

[Piglet]

What's that got to do with the price of fish?

[Msfab]

What's that got to do with the price of fish?

Do I care?

[under par]

Do I care?
]
]I thijnk so!:innocent:

[Piglet]

A bubble bath and a flake! Mmmmmmmmmmm

[Piglet]

Do I care?
Mmmmm - I was being random.... (honest guv!)

Please ignore this post cos this time I wasn't being random - oops!

[RachD]

Internet connection at home rocks!
No more walking to the local P.O.! :grin:

[Piglet]

Did you know that Mothers' Day is "exactly" (almost) 9 months after Fathers' Day!?!

[Msfab]

Did you know that Mothers' Day is "exactly" (almost) 9 months after Fathers' Day!?!

well which is it then? and was that a question or a statement?

why did you not say father day is exactly (almost) 3 months after mothers day?

[under par]

well which is it then? and was that a question or a statement?

why did you not say father day is exactly (almost) 3 months after mothers day?

]Be Random!
]
]naughghty MszFVab

[Msfab]

]Be Random!
]
]naughghty MszFVab

I didnt know you were the judge of randomness?

[LMC]

"Acquired taste" when used about food or drink means "nasty"

Injera anyone?

[ShinyWeeStar]

Polar bears are left-handed
They also have purple tongues. :na:

[ducasi]

They also have purple tongues. :na:
Me too, too! :na: :na:

"I know you, you know me; one thing I can tell you is you got to be free!"

[WittyBird]

Daytime tv is that boring I have slept most of the day :mad:

[ToeTrampler]

well which is it then? and was that a question or a statement?

why did you not say father day is exactly (almost) 3 months after mothers day?
Presumably because 3 months is the gestation period for a leopard rather than a human (and leopards don't send many cards):rolleyes:

[under par]

Very very wealthy businessman had his new house made backwards so he could watch television!











































sorry that was maid!

[ducasi]

I love this song, I really love these lyrics...


Would you tremble
if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you die
for the one you loved?
Hold me in your arms, tonight.

[thewacko]

There's only one Monopolies and Mergers Commission.
there used to be two but they merged!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewacko]

Daytime tv is that boring I have slept most of the day :mad:
why do you think most of us go out to work

it aint cos we enjoy it

it is to get away from "Jimmy Brigs discusses his very private love affair with his brother's brother and wants to keep it very private and so goes on nationawide TV to confront his self so his parents dont find out"

need I say more?

Oh yes luckily some of us manage to get home from work in time to miss Hollyoaks

:sad:

[Barry Shnikov]

The bloke who sang on the 'I'm a secret lemonade dri-inker' ad was Elvis Costello's father.

[Piglet]

If a baby elephant does something naughty then his mother thwacks him with her trunk, but she also uses her trunk to caress her babies and the babies of the other female elephants in her group.

[thewacko]

I found my missing brooch :clap:

:sad: well its not missing now so it is not a missing brooch

too wit you therefore have not found your missing brooch you found your found brooch so your missing brooch is still missing:eek:

:yeah:

[thewacko]

skies in scotland:cheers:

Leeds is in Yorkshire, but Leeds castle is in Kent:sick:

[thewacko]

My birthday does not fall on the most depressing day of the year (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6847012/) :clap:

{...just :rolleyes:}

The model is: [W + (D-d)] x TQ
.............................M x NA

:tears: :tears: :tears: :sad:

[Piglet]

I've gotta gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

:D

[LMC]

Buttered toast and Marmite :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[thewacko]

Why when you drop a whole box of Kitchen tiles do they all break in the corner:mad:

[thewacko]

Why when you drop a whole box of Kitchen tiles do they all break in the corner:mad:
I will try dropping them in the middle of the room next time and then they may not break:eek:





oh well better get off here and get some more tiling done :tears: :tears:

[under par]

We have all heard about the 6th sense humans may posses.

So the question is if someone is totally blind, does the 6th sense become the 5th sense?

[Piglet]

Visiting a dentist is way easier when you've got the hots for them! :D

[Barry Shnikov]

Visiting a dentist is way easier when you've got the hots for them! :D
...or the nurse.:cool:

[Barry Shnikov]

Escalators....

How come the hand rails always travel at a different speed to the steps..?

[Barry Shnikov]

'Kneejerk' rhymes with 'media'

[Barry Shnikov]

What happened to Izal Medicated toilet paper?

[fletch]

Visiting a dentist is way easier when you've got the hots for them! :D
Not when you have your mouth clampt open for 5 hrs and 27 needles:sick:

Twice:tears:

[ToeTrampler]

What happened to Izal Medicated toilet paper?Some a**ehole used it all:wink:

[Piglet]

Isn't it a shame cherries have stones in the middle?

[Barry Shnikov]

Not when you have your mouth clampt open for 5 hrs and 27 needles:sick:


You're not used to having your mouth open for that long, then...? your dentist has stamina, I'll give him that...

[Barry Shnikov]

Just finished scoffing extra large helping of my home-made rum'n'raisin ice cream.

Now feel slightly sick...

[DavidY]

Escalators....

How come the hand rails always travel at a different speed to the steps..?Explanation here :http://www.newscientist.com/backpage.ns?id=mg18825243.000

[under par]

Golf in Lanzarote at the end of January is supposed be really great especially if you go with your mates!:cheers:

[linny lou!]

ooooh poo! im allergic to my fake tan! bums! :(

[Piglet]

ooooh poo! im allergic to my fake tan! bums! :(
Poor you - I've got ear ache coming on and I've not had it for centuries (it feels like!) bums again!

[Stuart]

There are no words in the English language that rhyme with Chimney or Orange.

[Piglet]

Oh! What a wonderful morning
Oh! What a wonderful day
I've got a wonderful feeling
Everything's going my way :D

[thewacko]

What happened to Izal Medicated toilet paper?
:eek: also known as

Slip and Slide

if you wipe with the wrong side you get sh*t all up your back:eek: :eek: :whistle:

[ToeTrampler]

Who calibrates toasters? Mine goes from 1 to 6 but every piece of bread needs at least setting 5 plus defrost to get a decent toastieness. Seriously thinking of over-clocking it.

[azande]

Apophenia is the experience of seeing patterns or connections in random or meaningless data.

[Piglet]

I wonder why it's usually men who are colour blind

[Lee]

I'm bored with eating the same food for breakfast.

Lee

[Tessalicious]

I wonder why it's usually men who are colour blindHere's the science bit - concentrate:

The reason is because the gene which controls whether you do or don't have red-green colourblindness (the most common type) happens to be located on the X chromosome, which men only have one of but women two. Therefore, if the gene is damaged in a man, it is his only copy and therefore he doesn't have proper colour vision, but both genes have to be damaged in a woman for her to have the same condition.

Not very random I know, but you asked.

[TheTramp]

Here's the science bit - concentrate:

I'm sorry. I'm a big thickie.

Can you explain in words of less than 2 syllables please :flower:

[Tessalicious]

I'm sorry. I'm a big thickie.

Can you explain in words of less than 2 syllables please :flower::blush: sorry, I did my best - I'm not very good at this explaining science to non-scientists bit yet. But can you take my word for it that the reason is genetic, not coincidence, and that I'll explain it to you with pen and paper when I see you next if you really want me to?

And no, you're not a big thickie - most biology students have trouble with genetics :flower:

[Piglet]

Thanks to Tess for her answer to my quezzy above - very interesting!

Just got this in part of an email and don't know if its true, but I thought it was interesting anyway:

Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

[thewacko]

:blush: I'll explain it to you with pen and paper when I see you next if you really want me to?

or like the constapated mathematician, who worked it out with a pencil:what: :eek: :really:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Piglet]

At choo!

[WittyBird]

My feet hurt :what:

[Stuart]

At choo!
Gesundheit

[LMC]

If it looks like a duck...

[Lindsay]

Research has shown the most productive day of the working week is Tuesday.

[LMC]

Pizza is not the easiest fast food to eat whilst driving :o

[CJ]

The Earth resonates at pitch "C"

Hum from an Earth loop is at pitch "G", the dominant of C!!

[thewacko]

Pizza is not the easiest fast food to eat whilst driving :o

Chicken Korma with side dish of bhindi bhaji and a drink of lassi is even harder especially if eaten with chapatis only:drool: :drool: :drool:

[thewacko]

If mirrors reflect, why can't they remember anything:what:

[Piglet]

"Fish heads, fish heads, yummy scrummy fish heads,
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up - yum!"

[thewacko]

tazmanian devil has gone dancing tonight:eek:



not really random as she goes 7 nights a week when she can!

[thewacko]

tazmanian devil has gone dancing tonight:eek:


thewacko is at home all alone

thats not as random as it should be either:tears:

[Gadget]

If plucking hairs makes them grow in again finer, with less of them... why is bum hair so previlant and course?

{ewww:sick:}

[drathzel]

If plucking hairs makes them grow in again finer, with less of them... why is bum hair so previlant and course?

{ewww:sick:}

Cuz do you kow how many hairs, a poo pulls out on its way to its new life?:devil:

[Piglet]

Modnar!

[WittyBird]

I'm tired

[LMC]

I've got yet ANOTHER cold :mad: - just been one virus after another since September. I know that's a whine rather than a random post, but it's just so unfair :( :tears:

[ToeTrampler]

If plucking hairs makes them grow in again finer, with less of them... why is bum hair so previlant and course?

{ewww:sick:}Could be the vaseline :whistle:

[drathzel]

I've got yet ANOTHER cold :mad: - just been one virus after another since September. I know that's a whine rather than a random post, but it's just so unfair :( :tears:

I had a headache and the shakes since monday.... have some sympathy!:hug:

[drathzel]

31 hours to go!:clap: :clap:

[Rhythm King]

I had a headache and the shakes since monday.... have some sympathy!:hug:

A bottle of Bushmills will do that to a girl :devil:

[Tazmanian Devil]

I've got yet ANOTHER cold :mad: - just been one virus after another since September. I know that's a whine rather than a random post, but it's just so unfair :( :tears:
Just getting over one too :sad: Luckily the doctor where I work gave me super duper anti-biotics so I didn't suffer to much. Think he just didn't want me to have time off:rolleyes:
Hope you are feeling a bit better today :flower:

[drathzel]

A bottle of Bushmills will do that to a girl :devil:

i only drink black bush! (also from bushmills distilery):hug:

[drathzel]

McDonalds gave me a free chicken nugget!:clap:

[LMC]

Thanks D & TD, but cold just started, so getting worse, I'm so going to call in sick tomorrow (and am just about to go and swig some more drugs - high quality tescos max strength cold & flu relief). I will try to dose myself up enough to go dancing tonight without sneezing over everyone, but looking doubtful :tears:

Chicken soup :drool:

[Rhythm King]

i only drink black bush! (also from bushmills distilery):hug:
Do you know I was originally going to put that, but didn't want to leave you open to comments about having a black bush - you know what people on this forum are like. Oh well, too late now :rolleyes:

Rice pudding anybody? :whistle:

[drathzel]

Do you know I was originally going to put that, but didn't want to leave you open to comments about a black bush. Oh well, too late now :rolleyes:

Rice pudding anybody? :whistle:

IMHO Black Bushes are always more harsh and wirey than other coloured bushes!:devil:

[Tazmanian Devil]

Rice pudding anybody? :whistle:
Mmmmm Rice pudding yes please :wink:

[drathzel]

Mmmmm Rice pudding yes please :wink:

Oh go on then:D :D

[Tazmanian Devil]

Mmmmm Rice pudding yes please


Oh go on then:D :D
There you go R-K 2 for the price of one tin :clap:

[Barry Shnikov]

Just getting over one too :sad: Luckily the doctor where I work gave me super duper anti-biotics so I didn't suffer to much. Think he just didn't want me to have time off:rolleyes:
Hope you are feeling a bit better today :flower:

Ah. So it was you I caught my current cold from...

[Tazmanian Devil]

Ah. So it was you I caught my current cold from...
I did warn you it was dangerous to snog me like that :rolleyes: but would you listen :whistle:

[drathzel]

There you go R-K 2 for the price of one tin :clap:

I'm glad i can be of service:clap: :devil:

[WittyBird]

I'm glad i can be of service:clap: :devil:
service or serviced? :rofl:

[Tazmanian Devil]

service or serviced? :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Would you like some little birdie? :devil:

[Msfab]

Whose had enough of Davidjames shredding their posts to threads?

[drathzel]

service or serviced? :rofl:

which ever is on offer, RK?

[drathzel]

Whose had enough of Davidjames shredding their posts to threads?
:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Tazmanian Devil]

Sheppards pie anyone? :drool:

[Rhythm King]

There you go R-K 2 for the price of one tin :clap:


I'm glad i can be of service


service or serviced?


which ever is on offer, RK?

TTD strikes again woohoo! :yum: (That's Threesome Thread Diversion :devil: ) Guess I'll be bringing a tin, or two on Saturday then :wink:



Sheppards pie anyone?

You're going to end up with mash and gravy everywhere, you know that don't you? :whistle:

[Tazmanian Devil]

TTD strikes again woohoo! :yum: (That's Threesome Thread Diversion :devil: ) Guess I'll be bringing a tin, or two on Saturday then :wink:
Better make them big ones :wink:


You're going to end up with mash and gravy everywhere, you know that don't you? :whistle:
too late, wearing it already :D

[WittyBird]

too late, wearing it already :D

You and your dress sense :rofl:

[Tazmanian Devil]

You and your dress sense :rofl:
Looks good :D You know you wanna try it :clap:

[Rhythm King]

Looks good :D

Nooooo! Don't tell her that - she'll start selling tickets!

[Tazmanian Devil]

Nooooo! Don't tell her that - she'll start selling tickets!
No doubt it. :flower: Shes very quiet I think she maybe cooking some sheppards pie :whistle:

[Barry Shnikov]

I did warn you it was dangerous to snog me like that :rolleyes: but would you listen :whistle:

Aaahh...if only it were true, alas.:flower:

[Tazmanian Devil]

Aaahh...if only it were true, alas.:flower:
:flower:

[drathzel]

TTD strikes again woohoo! :yum: (That's Threesome Thread Diversion :devil: ) Guess I'll be bringing a tin, or two on Saturday then :wink:

Only if you can sneak it passed LW:devil:

[Tazmanian Devil]

Only if you can sneak it passed LW:devil:
Don't worry about LW we will put custard in his eyes :devil: He won't see a thing :devil:

[drathzel]

Don't worry about LW we will put custard in his eyes :devil: He won't see a thing :devil:

Good Plan!:D :devil:

[Piglet]

DINNER'S READY!:yum:

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

My mum makes the best gravy :D

[Missy D]

My mum makes the best gravy :D

Our mum made the worse:sick:

[drathzel]

less than 10 hours:D

[stewart38]

My work collegue keeps eating smelly food next to me :sad:

[Piglet]

Kaboom!

[drathzel]

7 hours approx

[Gadget]

"Where was the kaboom? There should have been an earth-shattering kaboom?"

[LMC]

Chicken soooooooouuuup :drool: :drool: :drool:

[drathzel]

6 & 1/2 hours to go approx

[LMC]

The joy of texts :D :D :D :innocent:

[WittyBird]

Don't you find out interesting things when you go to lunch with your best friend and you look through his phone (while he is sat watching you do it and laughing):rofl:

[drathzel]

oh the joy of mac wireless and btopenworld, sitting in the airport now chilling and reading the forum before i fly!:D

[Rhythm King]

oh the joy of mac wireless and btopenworld, sitting in the airport now chilling and reading the forum before i fly!:D

Geek! :wink:

[drathzel]

Try BORED:D

[Piglet]

Try BORED:D
You landed yet?

[LMC]

Cats are elegant...

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Birthdays-Invitations-Willpower-lack of? :confused:

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

Tonight on msn I briefly discussed my friends bum and boobs with her boyfriend after showing him a picture of me being groped by another (female) friend, whilst talking to her on a seperate conversation, I of course told her what we were talking about heheh :devil: Bet you're all dying to see that picture :innocent:

Luv and hugs,
Innocent Ash :whistle:

[Sparkles]

Why doesn't talking nicely to bacteria make them grow?
It works for plants!

[Msfab]

Why doesn't talking nicely to bacteria make them grow?
It works for plants!

If only! It would make my life a whole lot easier!

[LMC]

Try singing to them?

[Msfab]

Try singing to them?

No that hasnt worked for me yet!

But maybe im singing the wrong songs - would you care to suggest any?

[LMC]

The one that immediately springs to mind is "Please Grow for Me" from Little Shop of Horrors

But as I'm not even a biologist, I'm too scared to suggest any tunes as they might kill off your little bugs instead of nurturing them (ref: John Denver (?) in "Mars Attacks").

[drathzel]

You landed yet?
yup!

I have just been to London Zoo:clap:

[Rhythm King]

yup!

I have just been to London Zoo:clap:

And they let you out? :really:

[drathzel]

And they let you out? :really:

just so i could come to Greenwich!:yum:

[Rhythm King]

just so i could come to Greenwich!:yum:
:yeah: :clap: :clap: :clap:

R-K :flower:

[drathzel]

:yeah: :clap: :clap: :clap:

R-K :flower:
you need to be nice now! I am coming just cuz you said!

[Rhythm King]

you need to be nice now! I am coming just cuz you said!
Crikey, I never realised I had that effect on women! :waycool:

[drathzel]

Crikey, I never realised I had that effect on women! :waycool:

hell yeah... rem the rice pudding!:D

[thewacko]

Cats are elegant...
:yeah:

[thewacko]

supplied by RK
photographed by thewacko

[thewacko]

eat your heart out RK

[Rhythm King]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap: :clap: :clap: :wink:

[Tazmanian Devil]

supplied by RK
photographed by thewacko
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I am sideways :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

eat your heart out RK
Just for the record that is NOT my chest :eek:

[WittyBird]

Just for the record that is NOT my chest :eek:

We knew the hairs the wrong colour to be you. :rofl:

[drathzel]

Ouchy i'm tired:innocent:

[Rhythm King]

Ouchy i'm tired:innocent:
try getting more sleep when you go to bed! :love: :devil:

[thewacko]

try getting more sleep when you go to bed! :love: :devil:
drathzel dont listen to RK he is just jealous - you enjoy yourself gal:awe:

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[drathzel]

drathzel dont listen to RK he is just jealous - you enjoy yourself gal:awe:

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

:yeah: i would rather be tired than put a halt to my nocturnal activities!:D

[Barry Shnikov]

AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!

It really bugs me when people put on a 'French' accent when speaking the name of the (truly execrable) film with Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman and then pronounce it

Mou-LOHN rouge

Please please please either don't bother with the 'French' accent or if you must, GET IT RIGHT!!!


(How sad is that?:what: )

[Barry Shnikov]

(picture of ample bosom)

You went ahead and had the operation then?

[Jurasell]

We knew the hairs the wrong colour to be you. I printed off an enlargement, but I still can't see any hairs on that chest. :whistle:

J.

[Tazmanian Devil]

I printed off an enlargement, but I still can't see any hairs on that chest. :whistle:

J.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[thewacko]

AAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!!

It really bugs me when people put on a 'French' accent when speaking the name of the (truly execrable) film with Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman and then pronounce it

Mou-LOHN rouge

Please please please either don't bother with the 'French' accent or if you must, GET IT RIGHT!!!


(How sad is that?:what: )
damn you guessed it was me:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



being the gentleman that I am I will refuse to tell who it really is :nice: and I can be smug at the same time cos I know who it is:rofl:

[Barry Shnikov]

damn you guessed it was me:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: [/SIZE]

Ackshirley, it was the continuity announcer on whatever channel it was broadcast the movie the other night.

I remember when TV channels had a pronounciation department so that the talent could correctly pronounce foreign words and names. Not any more.

I've lost count of the different ways I've heard "Jean Charles de Menezes" pronounced on TV and radio.

[thewacko]

Sorry Barry the quote that should have apeared on the post above yours should have been the reference about the ample breast picture being me after an operation, but . . . like now. . . I must have been pi**ed at the time and quoted the wrong quote:confused:

[thewacko]

Ackshirley, it was the continuity announcer on whatever channel it was broadcast the movie the other night.

I remember when TV channels had a pronounciation department so that the talent could correctly pronounce foreign words and names. Not any more.

I've lost count of the different ways I've heard "Jean Charles de Menezes" pronounced on TV and radio.
ok I have slightly sobered up - but only slightly and in my semi comotose state I have just remembered that before my mind started wondering that


Hasn't it been a loverly day today - the sun has been shining the wind has calmed down, The off licence next door is allowed to sell me Vodka again (Thanks to my promises of not turning up on there doorstep wearing stockings and Basque:innocent: who me)

[Gadget]

It's cold. It's snowing. I'm tired. A snuggly douvet calls.

[ToeTrampler]

Talking bedclothes are a sure sign of insanity, at least thats what my pillowcase keeps telling me.

[thewacko]

If you break your leg don't come running to me.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Barry Shnikov]

Sorry Barry the quote that should have apeared on the post above yours should have been the reference about the ample breast picture being me after an operation, but . . . like now. . . I must have been pi**ed at the time and quoted the wrong quote:confused:

>nods head< Drunk in charge of a PC - exc-er-lent!!

[thewacko]

>nods head< Drunk in charge of a PC - exc-er-lent!!
Only cos theTazmanianDevil keeps drinking all the coffee and forgetting to replace it, so when all there is to drink in the house is Vodka and Coke what is a sane man meant to do?

and besides the Off Licsence is only 63 steps from my front door and the shop that sells coffee is a good few hundred yards:whistle:

I rest my Case:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WittyBird]

I rest my Case:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

But if it's only 63 steps from the off licence why do you need to rest it? Surely a case of vodka aint that heavy? :whistle:

[Tazmanian Devil]

But if it's only 63 steps from the off licence why do you need to rest it? Surely a case of vodka aint that heavy? :whistle:
It's the stairs out frount that are a killer they are really steep:really: . Fun to watch people climb them when they are drunk mind:devil:

[jiveknight]

What is the speed of dark?

[thewacko]

It's the stairs out frount that are a killer they are really steep:really: . Fun to watch people climb them when they are drunk mind:devil:
even nicer to watch ladies climb up em as their bottoms always look especially nice


But if it's only 63 steps from the off licence why do you need to rest it? Surely a case of vodka aint that heavy?
No its not very far but a long way to go without a drink - so I have to rest it whilst having a swig, and after a few swigs I then have to figure out which
bl00dy set of stairs I am supposed to be climbing:really:

[thewacko]

now back to the thread


Kitchen wall tiles - buggar

[Barry Shnikov]

What is the speed of dark?

For a second there, I thought you'd asked what is the speed of dork.

[thewacko]

For a second there, I thought you'd asked what is the speed of dork.
doh;)

[Barry Shnikov]

doh;)

It's my new 21" (AS YOU WERE! Wait for it, wait for it...) 1600 x 1200 dpi screen.

The text is really teeny tiny....

[Piglet]

Snot - it's such a pain! Gets right up my nose!!

[BeeBee]

Every day is a school day.

One day I'll learn the lesson . . :rolleyes:

[LMC]

Piglet, I've been meaning to tell you that I think your signature quote is ace :D

[thewacko]

Snot - it's such a pain! Gets right up my nose!!
especially the crusty ones:drool:

[Piglet]

I really want to go and watch Hollyoaks, but can't seem to tear myself away from here yet.... heeeeellllllp!

[drathzel]

I really want to go and watch Hollyoaks, but can't seem to tear myself away from here yet.... heeeeellllllp!

Thanks for your stress advice btw!:hug:

[Piglet]

Jon Bon Jovi has just gone way down in my estimation (although he was pretty hot looking in Ally McBeal) what's with the lyrics:

"I want to be just as close as
The Holy Ghost is
and lay you down
On a bed of roses"?

The mind boggles :eek:

[Msfab]

The Dako cytomation company are useless at sorting out problems generated by thier own software!!!:angry:

[azande]

Opinions are like a$$h0les, everyone’s got one.

[Sparkles]

Why are scientists so underrated in the UK?
I want a pay rise!

[LMC]

Happy thought:

IT'S FRIDAY!!!! :D :clap:

[TheTramp]

Sad thought:

Only 2 more days, and it's Monday again* :whistle:








* Course, for those of us at University, and having to suffer the agony of 'reading week', where there are no lectures, this is probably quite bearable! :rolleyes:

[Msfab]

Why are scientists so underrated in the UK?
I want a pay rise!

How about we strike/protest and make our voices heard? Nurses and students do it so why not us 'poor' scientist? :rolleyes:

[LMC]

Most folks are as happy as they want to be

(Abraham Lincoln, I think)

[Tessalicious]

* Course, for those of us at University, and having to suffer the agony of 'reading week', where there are no lectures, this is probably quite bearable! :rolleyes:No fair - even when I was actually an undergrad, us science students always had *more* lectures on reading week rather than less, and then extra work to do too, because all our half-semester courses overlapped and set coursework deadlines! :tears:

Can I go back and do a degree in Media Studies please, so that I can find out what all these people who rave about the simplicity and freedom of student life are on about?

[TheTramp]

Okie. So I should be a little more honest, and say that I do have 3 pieces of coursework to hand in after reading week. And an exam too. But still, no lectures :clap:

And I think that I want to switch to Media Studies too!!

[ShinyWeeStar]

Sad thought:

Only 2 more days, and it's Monday again* :whistle:
Happy thought:

It's the half-term long weekend, so no more work until Wednesday! :D

[Piglet]

Happy thought:

It's the half-term long weekend, so no more work until Wednesday! :D
:yeah: Mid-term!!! Shame its only one day up here though!

[drathzel]

Half term means very little to me except less traffic on the road which is good!:clap:

[LMC]

I just lost :tears:

[stewart38]

It was snowing and settling in Hemel today but sleet/rain in london. I guess Hemel is a little higher ?

Hence the saying a few inches makes all the differences

[azande]

Our grasp of the truth is not firm enough to make reliable predictions about inflation, unemployment, stock prices, love, acoustics, influenza, and speciation.

[stewart38]

Im so so busy at work but keep coming on here :mad:

If i post again today -ve rep me , im serious :mad: :mad: :mad:

[LMC]

AAAAAARGHHHHH!

Ah, that's better.

[stewart38]

AAAAAARGHHHHH!

Ah, that's better.

what did the talcum powder help ?

[thewacko]

oh no not another bottle of Red Wine

:drool: :drool: :drool:

[Gadget]

How can sunsets/rises fade from yellow to blue without going through green?

[thewacko]

who drank that bottle of wine . . .




. . . bl00dy mice in here are getting worse:confused:

[drathzel]

who drank that bottle of wine . . .




. . . bl00dy mice in here are getting worse:confused:

that explains everything!!!:rofl:

[thewacko]

that explains everything!!!:rofl:

:confused:
don't you have wine drinking cig smoking food eating mice in NI then:what:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[thewacko]

didn't we have a loverly time the day we went to Bang her, I mean Bangor:awe:

[drathzel]

:confused:
don't you have wine drinking cig smoking food eating mice in NI then:what:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

We do but they are called human beings, you may not have them in your neck of the woods:devil:

[drathzel]

didn't we have a loverly time the day we went to Bang her, I mean Bangor:awe:

Very original:rolleyes:

[thewacko]

We do but they are called human beings, you may not have them in your neck of the woods:devil:
Nah

I live in London now and there are definately no human beings over here:(


Very original

hey I am the one and only original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drathzel]

hey I am the one and only original!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isnt that what i said?:D

[thewacko]

well apart from me and Drathzel everyone must be on the London Eye

glad I didn't go must be Bl00dy packed!!!!!!!!!!

[drathzel]

well apart from me and Drathzel everyone must be on the London Eye

glad I didn't go must be Bl00dy packed!!!!!!!!!!

I wanted to go but i am afraid of heights and i am in london next weekend for 3 weeks on and off so it wasnt viable:tears:

[thewacko]

. . . and i am in london next weekend for 3 weeks on and off so it wasnt viable:tears:
:clap:
Does that mean I might see you at Greenwich or Bow:clap:

:cool: :waycool: ;)

[drathzel]

:clap:
Does that mean I might see you at Greenwich or Bow:clap:

:cool: :waycool: ;)

amybe...whats it worth???:D

[thewacko]

amybe...whats it worth???:D
Hows about me tying Taz up and stopping her from coming and then you may get a bit of peice and quiet:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[drathzel]

Hows about me tying Taz up and stopping her from coming and then you may get a bit of peice and quiet:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:really: i dont want to know what you do to your lodgers behind closed doors!:eek:

[thewacko]

:really: i dont want to know what you do to your lodgers behind closed doors!:eek:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Its what she does to me that I worry about:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh well roll on next week when Gorgious Dancer moves in as well . . . . .

. . . .
bye bye bathroom been nice seeing yers:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[stewart38]

Im so so busy at work but keep coming on here :mad:

If i post again today -ve rep me , im serious :mad: :mad: :mad:


I cant believe people took me seriously :tears: :tears: :tears:

A real addict would -ve rep them back and be in total denial

Not me positive rep on the way for those two people that -ve rep me , shows they care :mad:

Please note this related to yesterday , im only a little busy today :whistle:

[thewacko]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Its what she does to me that I worry about:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh well roll on next week when Gorgious Dancer moves in as well . . . . .

. . . .
bye bye bathroom been nice seeing yers:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:tears: :tears: :tears:
hello bathroom Georgious Dancer is not moving in now



:waycool: Room for Rent in Crayford any one interested PM me:waycool:

[Piglet]

Tell me lies

[thewacko]

Tell me lies
:waycool: did you know I look incedibly like Brad Pitt:waycool:

[Piglet]

:waycool: did you know I look incedibly like Brad Pitt:waycool:
You make loving fun! :love:

[thewacko]

You make loving fun! :love:
:yeah:

:waycool:

[Piglet]

Tusk!:waycool:

[thewacko]

Tusk!:waycool:
what


:confused:


Hey I can wear funny costumes if required

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Piglet]

what


:confused:


Hey I can wear funny costumes if required

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'd noticed from the photo - avatar! You are the guy, right?

Shall I tell you about my life?
They say I'm a man of the world

[thewacko]

I'd noticed from the photo - avatar! You are the guy, right?

Shall I tell you about my life?
They say I'm a man of the world
When I met you at Hammersmith you were definately not a MAN of the World:awe:

but with the avartar which one is the guy??????????????????????

but yes I am the guy and Taz is the woman (I :confused: think):confused:

[WittyBird]

but yes I am the guy and Taz is the woman (I :confused: think):confused:
if that is Taz I will show my ass in woolworths window

[Piglet]

When I met you at Hammersmith you were definately not a MAN of the World:awe:

Well I've got a male brain (I think anyway) - but I've never been to Hammersmith - who's pretending to be me?:confused: I'm flattered!:nice:



If I live to see the 7 wonders
I'll make a pact to the rainbow's end

[thewacko]

if that is Taz I will show my ass in woolworths window
I am now selling tickets for Woolworths windows


You Said it Witty that is definately me and Taz at the Ceroc Champs 2004

:eek:

[thewacko]

Well I've got a male brain (I think anyway) - but I've never been to Hammersmith - who's pretending to be me?:confused: I'm flattered!:nice:



If I live to see the 7 wonders
I'll make a pact to the rainbow's end
:blush: I am useless at names trust me to get it wrong again


:flower: :flower: :flower: cos you deserve em anyway

[Piglet]

:blush: I am useless at names trust me to get it wrong again


:flower: :flower: :flower: cos you deserve em anyway


Thank you for the flowers! Much appreciated (that'll surprise the guys that know me up here :rofl: :rofl: )


If you build your house
At least call me :flower:

[drathzel]

I'm soooo tired!:tears:

[thewacko]

I am finally packing to go to storm:what:

well I have got my case down anyway:blush:

why am I on here . . . again then:eek:

[stewart38]

Ok serious serious time

Beginning of the year about 10 guys in my office including me had a weigh in and we were to see by 6th March who had lost most weight , proportionally

Some money donated was for charity. The looser would have to wear a scuby doo outfit for a week :sad:

Ive lost nearly nothing , i lost a stone before xmas but put 8lbs of that back on before the weigh in

whats the best way to loose weight over the weekend

Ill be dancing

[CJ]

Stay away from any pesky, meddling kids!!!!!!

Oh, and post photos of ur outfit!!:rofl: :rofl:

[Piglet]

whats the best way to loose weight over the weekend


Don't eat! Unless its fruit (and I heard somewhere that if you eat citrus fruit you actually lose calories rather than put them on [?] - but what do I know?)
Drink only water!
Have lots of sex.
Visualise yourself exercising and being thinner. It might work but I wouldn't bet on it. :rofl:

Every time you want to eat anything loaded with calories think of the Scooby Doo outfit. At least when you're wearing it you'll be able to scoff as much as you like cos that's mainly what he and Shaggy did wasn't it?

Life's to short - go dance, eat and enjoy. Who cares how skinny or not your are?

Do you think the above application will get me a job as a Weight Watcher woman? :rofl: :whistle: :rofl:

[stewart38]

Don't eat! Unless its fruit (and I heard somewhere that if you eat citrus fruit you actually lose calories rather than put them on [?] - but what do I know?)
Drink only water!
Have lots of sex.
Visualise yourself exercising and being thinner. It might work but I wouldn't bet on it. :rofl:

Every time you want to eat anything loaded with calories think of the Scooby Doo outfit. At least when you're wearing it you'll be able to scoff as much as you like cos that's mainly what he and Shaggy did wasn't it?

Life's to short - go dance, eat and enjoy. Who cares how skinny or not your are?

Do you think the above application will get me a job as a Weight Watcher woman? :rofl: :whistle: :rofl:

The team leader of the quiz at xmas had to wear the Scooby doo outfit (its a City thing)

It more the shame of coming last :sad:


300 rep points on the way .


ps who do i have the sex with (Im going to Camber ??)

[Piglet]

ps who do i have the sex with (Im going to Camber ??)
Try the singleton's sofa? But be sure to sweet-talk your intended first - we ladies like the romance thing.

[drathzel]

ps who do i have the sex with (Im going to Camber ??)


i'm sure there are lots of lovely ladies (and gents) heading that direction to, weather enthusiasts i heard:D

[thewacko]

Try the singleton's sofa? But be sure to sweet-talk your intended first - we ladies like the romance thing.
OK I now know you are a fella and I apologise for thinking otherwise - wish you had come to storm though cos I bought some of them special con . . . diments:sick:

[Piglet]

OK I now know you are a fella and I apologise for thinking otherwise - wish you had come to storm though cos I bought some of them special con . . . diments:sick:
Salt, pepper, mixed herbs and garlic - YUM!

[thewacko]

Salt, pepper, mixed herbs and garlic - YUM!
naw
Just Brown Sauce
and mint sauce (to go wit'mushy peas):drool: :drool: :drool:

[ShinyWeeStar]

My school country dancing team won their class in the local music festival - with distinction! Cue one very proud coach!

Them: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Me: :D

[Piglet]

My school country dancing team won their class in the local music festival - with distinction! Cue one very proud coach!

Them: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Me: :D
Congratulations! Excellent news :flower: :clap:

[ChrisU]

That takes me back. Country dancing at my Junior school in 1960 something!!!

Perhaps thats where It all started for me. (Never did master that maypole stuff).:mad:

Regards and greetings from Leeds

DJ Chris Uren

[Tazmanian Devil]

naw
Just Brown Sauce
and mint sauce (to go wit'mushy peas):drool: :drool: :drool:
Is there not supposed to be a porkpie with that concoction :confused:

EDIT: Congratulations SWS :hug:

[Tazmanian Devil]

It's amazing how focused you can be when entertaining various orifices :eek:

[Tazmanian Devil]

The elephant and horse bring a whole new meaning to the saying: say it don't spray it!!

Signed
Raphael, Taz and Georgious dancer :rofl:

My god what time is it :eek: We feel like we have been up all night :clap:

[Tazmanian Devil]

and if you thought the elephant was big you wanna see the size of the whale
:eek:

10 Gallons of white wash please


Signed them lot down there

:edit: I think we are turning into the Wacko 4 posts in a row!! All at different times though

[ShinyWeeStar]

Thank you! :D

[Piglet]

Michael Jackson was apparently in Scotland this weekend looking for somewhere to move to so that he can put his children into the Scottish Education system.

The local DJ said that he'd heard that with Michael losing Neverland last week, he was sure that someone had reported seeing him with a tape measure down at Codona's (Aberdeen's Leisure Park) :rofl:

I mentioned to one of the Depute Head's that we'd maybe end up with Jackson's children - you never know.... Her answer - "I ain't calling anybody Prince" :rofl:

[thewacko]

and if you thought the elephant was big you wanna see the size of the whale
:eek:

10 Gallons of white wash please


Signed them lot down there

:edit: I think we are turning into the Wacko 4 posts in a row!! All at different times though
them lot down there and horese ele whale whatjemacaalit had better come and re dercorate my Living room - i hate White

Especially when it smells like this:mad: :mad:

[Tazmanian Devil]

them lot down there and horese ele whale whatjemacaalit had better come and re dercorate my Living room - i hate White

Especially when it smells like this:mad: :mad:


:whistle: :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[stewart38]

Global warming its all Bo*****

There was snow grains in the air this morning and in 2 weeks it will be April !

where are all the spring flowers :what:

[Barry Shnikov]

Global warming its all Bo*****

Bo?

...selecta?

[Piglet]

Bo?

...selecta?
Oh! Great! Can I join in?

Bo...... Peep?

[Tessalicious]

Bo...Derek?

[Tiggerbabe]

Bo.......Diddly?

[ducasi]

Bo Concept (http://www.boconcept.com/)?

[Donna]

Bo... ring?

[ChrisU]

Got to get this off my chest.

Why did the police chief tape those conversations.

Cause he doesn't trust a politician.

Sounds sensible to me. Now wheres that tape recorder to record tonights conversations.

Off to the freestyle at Chads in Leeds.

DJ Chris Uren

[Piglet]

Bo..... Scaggs :D

[Tiggerbabe]

Bo.........Nidle :whistle:

[Claire S]

Bo legged ?

[ducasi]

Bo... zo? :wink:

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

I don't like pigeons

[thewacko]

I don't like pigeons
What about baby Pigeons . . .

Sparrows I think they are called:what: :eek:

[thewacko]

Bo Locks

[Lory]

Bo - ttom burp :really:

[thewacko]

Bo rowafiver

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

When in Rome...

[Rhythm King]

When in Rome...

Go see the Bo pe

[thewacko]

Go see the Bo peep

Bloomin sheep get everywhere:what:

[Piglet]

:hug: Bo...sies - the bestest hugs in the world :hug:

[linny lou!]

Okie. So I should be a little more honest, and say that I do have 3 pieces of coursework to hand in after reading week. And an exam too. But still, no lectures :clap:

And I think that I want to switch to Media Studies too!!



right boy im guna hunt you down and gut u like a fish!!!! :whistle: :D
Film and Media is a degree and not as boring as the crappy crappy crappy course ur doing!!!!! hehehehehehehehehe :devil: :yum:

[Piglet]

Why were the Three Degrees called the Three Degrees?

Did they all have a degree? Or is there a more exciting meaning to their name? Or not? Just wondered, all this talk of degrees and such...

[under par]

Its Friday! its not five o-clock so its not CRACKERJACK .................................................. .................................................. ......
.................................................. ............
yet.....!!!

[Sparkles]

What was that UP?
Did an old person just say something :whistle:?

[Dreadful Scathe]

I'm picturing you all in just your underwear right now :)

[under par]

What was that UP?
Did an old person just say something :whistle:?


:rofl: help me ! I'm losing it........ signed Mike Baldwin........ or am I ......MR Mike Hairylose:confused:

[under par]

I'm picturing you all in just your underwear right now :)


I'm not wearing any so thats impossible:na: :na: :na:

[Rhythm King]

Who do you think you are - CJ?



...I think I'm going to be sick...

[drathzel]

Who do you think you are - CJ?



...I think I'm going to be sick...

Bart Simpson duh!

Why you being sick?

[Rhythm King]

Bart Simpson duh!

Why you being sick?

Sorry, it was the thought of UP with no underwear - and I was eating lunch at the time :what:

[Tazmanian Devil]

I'm picturing you all in just your underwear right now :)
Oooh I hope it's not tacky undies though :blush:

[azande]

Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[WittyBird]

Don't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
:rofl:

[drathzel]

Sorry, it was the thought of UP with no underwear - and I was eating lunch at the time :what:

Lovely, thank you very much just what i wanted now that i am going to eat too!:sick:

[azande]

Only the Phoenix rises and does not descend.
And everything changes.
And nothing is truly lost.

[Sparkles]

we have new ID card holders at work - they're bright orange :sick:

[thewacko]

we have new ID card holders at work - they're bright orange :sick:
:D at least you won't get run over while you wear them:rofl: :rofl:

[under par]

we have new ID card holders at work - they're bright orange :sick:


the future's bright ......

[thewacko]

we have new ID card holders at work - they're bright orange :sick:
do you have to wear them on a wednesday:whistle:

[Sparkles]

As a protest I put on my brightest, pinkest top yesterday (to clash horrifically)...

... three people told me that they actually went well together :sick:

[Tazmanian Devil]

As a protest I put on my brightest, pinkest top yesterday (to clash horrifically)...

... three people told me that they actually went well together :sick:
:eek: Nice :eek:

Did you tell them to get their eyes tested :confused:

[Sparkles]

No, I just decided that the world has gone crazy...

... and have dressed in black today to stop the madness!

[Tazmanian Devil]

No, I just decided that the world has gone crazy...

... and have dressed in black today to stop the madness!

Have you been told it clashes yet :confused: :rofl: :rofl:

[thewacko]

No, I just decided that the world has gone crazy...

... and have dressed in black today to stop the madness!
Hey sparkles that black top and black trousers clash you know:whistle:

[Aleks]

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

[Rhythm King]

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
I think Sam Colt might have something to say about that:whistle:

[Piglet]

Just read that Brad Pitt has been quoted as saying that he thinks of his marriage to Jen being a success cos they lasted "5 years more than [he] made it with anybody else."

Anyone else think in those terms?

[thewacko]

Just read that Brad Pitt has been quoted as saying that he thinks of his marriage to Jen being a success cos they lasted "5 years more than [he] made it with anybody else."

Anyone else think in those terms?

In That Case:
The marriage to my First Wife was a success cos it lasted 6 1/2 years - much longer than any of her predacessors:confused:

The marriage to my Second wife was a success cos it lasted 16 1/2 years (and produced 3 fantastic kids)

The most successful however was my 3rd Wife . . .

. . . cos she is married to someone else:whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

[under par]

I think Sam Colt might have something to say about that:whistle:
So will Tommy Gun and his brother Gatling!!!!

[azande]

Do you understand what I'm trying to say? There are no answers, only choices.

GIBARIAN - Solaris, the movie

[azande]

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.

[linny lou!]

i think ive been bitten on the head :rolleyes:

[Tazmanian Devil]

Agghhhhh I'm in Chains :sick:

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

I get told that i'm random, and am full of useless information so this thread is just sooo perfect for me. All I can think of now is:

Did you know that the vodka they use in the GUU only costs £3? Cheapo's but i'm really no surprised, however at least it doesn't taste like that crap they use in JJ's, mingin'

[Stuart]

At two minutes and three seconds past one o'clock next Thursday morning it will be:

01:02.03 04/05/06

[drathzel]

At two minutes and three seconds past one o'clock next Thursday morning it will be:

01:02.03 04/05/06

oh scary:what: is the world gonna end?

[Aleks]

oh scary:what: is the world gonna end?

Probably not, as we usually count downwards to that kind of stuff...

[thewacko]

At two minutes and three seconds past one o'clock next Thursday morning it will be:

01:02.03 04/05/06
No but Stuart38 will probably change his Avatar again and his rep will automatically change to 666 again

[Stuart]

Monday 1 May is World Naturist's Day

[under par]

Monday 1 May is World Naturist's Day


That is a bare lie!:whistle:

[Msfab]

May the Forth be with you!:cheers:

Till 2007!

[linny lou!]

if ur happy and you know it clap ur hands!! :clap:

[Lory]

Don't do what I did last night :sick: and leave the door from the study to the garden open after dark, you'll come back an hour later to find the PC screen COVERED in mosquito's :eek: :tears:

[Tazmanian Devil]

:D I like the talky talky happy talk,
Talk about things you like to do,
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream,
How you gunna have a dream come true:D

[Lory]

I'm having a trip down memory lane tonight. Going to see 'Earth, wind and fire' with a couple of my very closest old school friends, plus our other halves.:waycool: :clap: :D

[stewart38]

where has the Tango thread gone ?

[thewacko]

where has the Tango thread gone ?

This one?? (http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=23)

3 here (http://www.cerocscotland.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&daysprune=&f=23)

Hope this helps

[Piglet]

Did you know that....

Policemen grow from helmets in a single night ?

[Jazz_Shoes (Ash)]

It's hard to go to work when a certain PERSON is ALWAYS rude...

[under par]

I'm having a trip down memory lane tonight. Going to see 'Earth, wind and fire' with a couple of my very closest old school friends, plus our other halves.:waycool: :clap: :D


I hope time hasn't eroded the band..............'dirt, breeze and cinders' just doesn't sound the same!

Hope you all had a great time:yeah: :hug:

[under par]

Did you know that....

Policemen grow from helmets in a single night ?

or a policemans helmet is known to grow at a singles night!!!


and if you listen really carefully you can hear them whistle in the wind too!

[Piglet]

And did you know? ....

Strictly speaking, the tomato is not a vegetable. It's really a kind of dolphin:D

[ben632664]

is it quicker to london than by bus??

[linny lou!]

thought i wud dig out ye ole faithful thread!

does any1 remember the spaghetti flavoured monster munch?! :drool: yummy

[linny lou!]

is it quicker to london than by bus??
:eek: :eek: :eek: :rofl: u following me?!

[ben632664]

Attention: There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting

[linny lou!]

there is also a party in Edinburgh on sat night,just incase i didnt mention it :whistle: :rofl:

[ben632664]

Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place

[linny lou!]

hehehe the seagulls are dancing on the grass outside my window :clap: :rofl:

[ben632664]

Bessie stopped giving milk the other day

[linny lou!]

Bessie stopped giving milk the other day
eeew sick :rofl: :worthy:

[Gadget]

My one year-old is (sucessfully) climbing six-foot tall climbing frames and going allong the top following his 3 year-old brother... :what: When do kids develop a sense of self-preservation?

[Princess Fi]

My one year-old is (sucessfully) climbing six-foot tall climbing frames and going allong the top following his 3 year-old brother... :what: When do kids develop a sense of self-preservation?

What was that?

Sorry I was distracted - I'm trying to get the bread out of my toaster using a metal fork...

... the sparks won't hurt me too much will they?

[Piglet]

I'm trying to get the bread out of my toaster using a metal fork...

... the sparks won't hurt me too much will they?
Nope Sparks won't hurt you - they're very cool - especially the keyboard player.


Did you know...?

If you spin round really fast and then stop, your face will skid round to the back of your head.

[linny lou!]

im making chocolate cake on thursday :drool:

[Rhythm King]

im making chocolate cake on thursday :drool:
Why Thursday:confused: Want chocolate NOW!

[linny lou!]

Why Thursday:confused: Want chocolate NOW!

oooh dear is sum1 getting impatient?! :wink:
thursday becuz...i wil b at home and therefore have the relevant ingredients :D :clap:

[Rhythm King]

oooh dear is sum1 getting impatient?! :wink:
And your point is?

thursday becuz...i wil b at home and therefore have the relevant ingredients :D :clap:
So are you saying that you can only get chocolate in Inverness? What's Auld Reekie got to say about that then?:devil:

[linny lou!]

And your point is?
well patience is meant to be a virtue :whistle:


So are you saying that you can only get chocolate in Inverness? What's Auld Reekie got to say about that then?:devil:

whose reekie? :rolleyes: :blush: nope u can get chocolate in Edinburgh as well u know :D but... i need more than chocolate to make a cake :na:

[under par]

It's just not possible to have a Batchelors Cup a Soup in a bowl:grin:

[linny lou!]

marzipan :what: *yuck*

[Piglet]

My tummy's sore :sad:

[Sparkles]

How do you get two women and all their luggage to Southport in a Mini? :what:

[Rhythm King]

How do you get two women and all their luggage to Southport in a Mini? :what:
Ooh I think I remember that old chestnut - don't you look at the luggage through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars, then pick it all up with a pair of tweezers and put it in the ashtray, til you get there (and the ladies go in the front seats and the elephant goes in the boot!)

[linny lou!]

Ooh I think I remember that old chestnut - don't you look at the luggage through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars, then pick it all up with a pair of tweezers and put it in the ashtray, til you get there (and the ladies go in the front seats and the elephant goes in the boot!)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :respect:

[thewacko]

Ooh I think I remember that old chestnut - don't you look at the luggage through the wrong end of a pair of binoculars, then pick it all up with a pair of tweezers and put it in the ashtray, til you get there (and the ladies go in the front seats and the elephant goes in the boot!)

dont forget to look through the binoculars the right way round when you get there though, else everything you take will be too small to wear:eek:

now getting it all back might be a problem if there are dance shoes for sale:eek:

[ShinyWeeStar]

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

:D :D :D I got my paid today! :D :D :D

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Tiggerbabe]

I got this e-mail - mad me smile :) Apologies if you've seen it before :hug:

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in...

I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
finished.

I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty
things.

I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.

I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
celebrities.

I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
house, one of your kids did it

I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And
the real pains in the ass are permanent.

[linny lou!]

pants :clap:

[Piglet]

video

[linny lou!]

smelly socks!

[Piglet]

party

[Gadget]

Erm, isn't word association on another thread?

I just saw a young deer running allong side the car on the way home; in the middle of a feild that was just starting to green. :D Then the cut-out of a crow against a mottled blue sky above an old barn where the front wall was in ruins and the doors were hanging off. :D then a feild of cows that seemed to be scattered in random lying and standing poses like they had all fallen out of a giant's play-set. :D Then a twisty road sign mirrored by a sheep's track in the hill opposite :D ...

Some days I really enjoy the drive home :clap:

[Dreadful Scathe]

im enjoying the drive home at the moment - to the hotel Im in - but its in America and i keep clipping the kerb due to sitting on the left of the car. It doesnt help that Im a terrible driver I suppose :)

[Piglet]

Go on - take the money and run!

[Barry Shnikov]

How do you get two women and all their luggage to Southport in a Mini? :what:

One in the front and one in the back - or is that gorillas?

[Sparkles]

im enjoying the drive home at the moment - to the hotel Im in - but its in America and i keep clipping the kerb due to sitting on the left of the car. It doesnt help that Im a terrible driver I suppose :)
Or maybe it's that you're replying to the 'random posts' thread whilst driving along? :rolleyes:

[ben632664]

if that is not known then you could possibly be a.... giraffe??? :what:

[Tinkerbell]

Whats worse than not getting the promotion?:( :tears: :mad:
Your 2 friends getting the promotion and you having to fill the whole theyve left and taking over their work!

Aww, have a hug :hug: :hug: :hug:

[CJ]

Whats worse than not getting the promotion?:( :tears: :mad:
Your 2 friends getting the promotion and you having to fill the whole theyve left and taking over their work!

Disaster!!

Does that mean you'll need to spend less time on the Forum whilst at work, then??:whistle:

[mooncalf]

Aww, have a hug :hug: :hug: :hug:

nobody has a right to a promotion - its just an opportunity that didnt come off - go and get yourself another opportunity.

[Tinkerbell]

nobody has a right to a promotion - its just an opportunity that didnt come off - go and get yourself another opportunity.

Perhaps not, but a hug rather than a harsh word can help make someone feel a bit better! :nice:

[mooncalf]

its fact - sometimes when your upset you dont see the facts. When i'm upset coming face to face with reality helps.

[wicked blue]

Whats worse than not getting the promotion?:( :tears: :mad:
Your 2 friends getting the promotion and you having to fill the whole theyve left and taking over their work!

I'm surprised that you posted this up on the forum, especially as one of those friends that got the promotion is also on the forum! :what:

[WittyBird]

Whats worse than not getting the promotion?


Getting the sack
having your legs chopped off
not smiling
losing your sight
being disfigured
losing a loved one
having a bad dress sense
BO
losing your sense of humour :innocent:


Shall I carry on ? :rofl:

[Piglet]

Aren't leaves beautiful?

[Piglet]

Why is it that when I wash my face with soap and water my skin goes shiny? Why doesn't this happen to the rest of my body when it gets washed with the same products?? Or does it - has anyone noticed a little piglet gleaming on the dancefloor? :rofl:

[mooncalf]

Aren't leaves beautiful?

Did you have a particular leaf in mind. I'm not particularly fond of oak leafs. Acers are ok though.

[Piglet]

Yep - I particulary enjoyed looking at privet leaves on my way to work this morning, marvelling at how the cobwebs were standing out beautifully today because of our low cloud up here today - then I just started looking at all the other leaves on the way, but the privet ones were very cute.

Also... isn't it amazing that there's no rain about, but you walk under a tree in dewy conditions and there's a chance the tree will rain on you. The atmosphere/scenery this morning was very cold but beautiful to look at.

[under par]

Did you have a particular leaf in mind. .

tea:confused:

[Gadget]

Anyone noticed an increase in inverted ladybirds? (Black with orange spots)? Noticed five or six so far this year, but no 'normal' ones.

[Gadget]

Anyone noticed an increase in inverted ladybirds? (Black with orange spots)? Noticed five or six so far this year, but no 'normal' ones.

[ben632664]

Anyone noticed an increase in inverted ladybirds? (Black with orange spots)? Noticed five or six so far this year, but no 'normal' ones.

I stay away from the things since i was bitten by one :eek:

But still, I have seen one 'normal' one, no 'abnormal' ones so far this year.

[Beowulf]

Anyone noticed an increase in inverted ladybirds? (Black with orange spots)? Noticed five or six so far this year, but no 'normal' ones.

Apparently close proximity to an inverted Lady bird can cause duplicate posts :grin:

[Freya]

Am Absolutely Shattered but Can't Sleep How pants is that!!!!! :confused:

[Piglet]

That's Big Pants!

Bet you sleep tonight though!

[Freya]

That's Big Pants!

Bet you sleep tonight though!
I certainly did last night! lots and lots of dancing for me!

[Sparkles]

It *is* possible to drink too much tea...!

[Beowulf]

Yup.. Coffee and Tea both contain the same active chemicals

(Caffeine is sometimes called "theine" when it's in tea. This is probably due to an ancient misconception that the active constituent is different.)

tea and coffee both also contain theophylline. Theophylline is present only in trace amounts. It is more diuretic, more toxic and less speedy.

Too much Caffeine (from either tea or coffee) can cause
restlessness
nervousness
insomnia
flushed face
gastrointestinal disturbance
muscle twitching / Restless limbs
rambling flow of thought and speech (can you tell I had my coffee this morning? ;) )
cardiac arrhythmia

That random enough for ya ;)

[azande]

It’s often said that you shouldn’t compare apples and oranges — generally used figuratively, but even looking at it literally you can see that it’s not true. You need to compare apples and oranges when you’re deciding what to pack in your lunch. What you can’t do is compare apples and oranges and somehow conclusively prove that one is better than the other.

[LMC]

It's official, I DO have a face that can stop traffic (should that be :clap: or :tears:?)

Explanation: Reversing lorry got stuck halfway across the road AND was blocking the pavement - no-one could get past. After about 12 seconds of none of the other 20 stuck people doing anything except milling around aimlessly, I got fed up of waiting and stalked out and stopped the traffic flow in the other direction so the guy could use the whole road and get out of the way. Made me late for work :mad:

[ToeTrampler]

Why is apple coloured paint always green? I like red apples

[Msfab]

Today is the longest day of the year

[under par]

Today is the longest day of the year

Tomorrow is the joint second longest and Friday is the ......

[ducasi]

Tomorrow is the joint second longest and Friday is ......
... not here soon enough!

[Sparkles]

What do you do when you run out of grapes?

[Piglet]

What do you do when you run out of grapes?
I throw the stem in the bin :nice: :whistle:

I noticed today that I've must have a "slight OCD" thing going on with pens. I like to stand them up in tubs with their lids on, lids down. My classroom auxiliary was sorting some for me today but she put them in the other way up and I really had to change them around again - anyone else got this habit too?

[WittyBird]

Never drink Lactulose Solution as if it was orange juice :eek:

Of course its not something I have ever done :whistle:

[wayaay bird]

I throw the stem in the bin :nice: :whistle:

I noticed today that I've must have a "slight OCD" thing going on with pens. I like to stand them up in tubs with their lids on, lids down. My classroom auxiliary was sorting some for me today but she put them in the other way up and I really had to change them around again - anyone else got this habit too?

I do a lot of things like that..

[linny lou!]

cling film :D

[DavidY]

Just deleted a spam email from my inbox. However I did notice the text which is presumably randomly generated to pass through spam filters by appearing to make sense. Excerpt is:
When the lover toward an ocean laughs out loud, an eagerly mysterious oil filter beams with joy. If the dolphin falls in love with a crank case about a ski lodge, then a diskette beyond a warranty feels nagging remorse. The globule self-flagellates, and a dolphin around a recliner reads a magazine; however, a gentle crane wisely graduates from the tuba player.For some reason a lot of other spam messages have recently been including text which appears to be from "David Copperfield".

[Aleks]

I have found a feather outside my front door every morning for the last 5 days....
I live on the second floor.

[under par]

I have found a feather outside my front door every morning for the last 5 days....
I live on the second floor.

Why don't you pick it up.



Then it won't be there on the 6th day.... easily sorted eh!:whistle:

[Aleks]

Why don't you pick it up.
I have picked up each one. The first was dark grey...today's was white.

[under par]

I have picked up each one. The first was dark grey...today's was white.
Any Red Indians live locally?:confused:

[Aleks]

Any Red Indians live locally?:confused:
CJ lives in Fife.

[under par]

CJ lives in Fife.

Probably why you got FIFE feathers:innocent:

[Aleks]

Probably why you got FIFE feathers:innocent:
Perfect! Thanks for helping sort the mystery.

[Twirly]

I have found a feather outside my front door every morning for the last 5 days....
I live on the second floor.

Some with a more whimsical frame of mind say that finding feathers means there has been an angel nearby... presumably one with alopecia :confused: :devil:

[under par]

Some with a more whimsical frame of mind say that finding feathers means there has been an angel nearby... presumably one with alopecia :confused: :devil:


or a bald eagle

[Aleks]

Are you suggesting CJ is bald?

[under par]

Are you suggesting CJ is bald?

No! No! I think CJ is an Angel:worthy:

[Twirly]

No! No! I think CJ is an Angel:worthy:

Impressive climbing out of a large hole there UP! :whistle:

[Aleks]

Except that I'm not sure CJ would want to be thought of as angelic.

[Piglet]

Yep, I've also read that white feathers mean an angel is watching over you - not sure about the grey one though.

Glad you posted on here Aleks cos can't think of a better thread to put this on...

Was thinking of you last night when I saw a sweet and lovely looking spider in the toilet cubicle I was using at the dance venue last night. Made me think of your avatar, but luckily the spider was on the floor, not in the loo! :hug:

[Beowulf]

I've heard that when angels find a toe nail clipping in their bed they know a human is watching over them...

[LMC]

My brain is full up :(

At least I'm dancing tonight to empty it out again :D

[Freya]

My neck hurts for no apparent reason

[under par]

pinch ! punch ! first of the month !:na: :na: :na: