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Lory
10th-December-2005, 10:50 PM
Go on, you know you want to! :D

Lory
10th-December-2005, 10:53 PM
Pic 1. Silverfox = :what: is she or isn't she?

Pic 2. Silverfox = :eek: OMG! she isn't! :really: :rofl:

Kev F
11th-December-2005, 12:36 AM
Conversation of forumites as follows.

THE FORUM...wealth of all knowledge!

PIC 1:

LORY: I've read about this great new colonic irrigation on the forum. It's sounds easy enough. ( A ripple of argreement from forumites :clap: )

ZW: Yeah...As a teenager I used to work on a farm and have carried out a similar procedure many times. (Faint moo moo noises from the forumites) I'll just put my latex gloves on and lube up :nice:

SF: You're going to do WHAT?? WHERE??? :confused:

KF: I just want my picture taken!!!

WB: Whatever :D :D

PIC 2:

LORY to WB: Keep still you b**tch. You WILL enjoy this, I promise!! :angry: It said so on the forum....so it must be true :innocent:

ZW: That's it.....one more push....that's it, I've got both hands in. How does tht feel WB?????????

WB: I can't feel a thing.

SF: :eek: I CAN!!!! (SF is praying that the forumites don't start clapping....especially ZW)

WB: Are you going to snog me then Lory??????

KF: I just want my picture taken!!!

THE END.

Disclaimer: Should this post cause any offence to any of the above members or the fresian cow society members...then tough!

Icey
11th-December-2005, 12:43 AM
:rofl: :rofl: RKF, have some rep, you nearly killed me with that. I am so glad I kept out of it and just took the photos! Forumites beware my camera will be accompanying me to Ashtons tomorrow :D

WittyBird
11th-December-2005, 05:02 PM
Lory to WB - 'I have just told SF about the success of your sex change operation.'

WB to Lory - 'Oh my god I wanted to keep that a secret'

SF to everyone - 'I can confirm the operation was a success and I can't find any extra bits'

Lory
11th-December-2005, 05:28 PM
Lory to WB - 'I have just told SF about the success of your sex change operation.'

WB to Lory - 'Oh my god I wanted to keep that a secret'

SF to everyone - 'I can confirm the operation was a success and I can't find any extra bits'And ....

Kev F thinks to himself...doesn't she realise they only did the left implant:confused:

keep smiling and pretend you havent noticed! :) :whistle:

WittyBird
11th-December-2005, 05:34 PM
And ....

Kev F thinks to himself...doesn't she realise they only did the left implant:confused:

keep smiling and pretend you havent noticed! :) :whistle:

I wasnt going to mention that they look false :waycool: I will have to find someone to give them a thorough inspection :wink:

Kev F
11th-December-2005, 06:58 PM
I wasnt going to mention that they look false :waycool: I will have to find someone to give them a thorough inspection :wink:

I think someone already has!:eek: ..didn't you notice???????

WittyBird
11th-December-2005, 07:13 PM
I think someone already has!:eek: ..didn't you notice???????

No I didn't notice........ Hmmm:rolleyes:

David Bailey
11th-December-2005, 08:13 PM
I think someone already has!:eek: ..didn't you notice???????
Hmmm... who's the girl in the white jeans? :innocent:

WittyBird
11th-December-2005, 09:04 PM
Hmmm... who's the girl in the white jeans? :innocent:

you are such a tart :eek:

Kev F
11th-December-2005, 10:07 PM
Hmmm... who's the girl in the white jeans? :innocent:

She was a foreign lady......but not a patch on our Wittybird.:flower:

David Bailey
11th-December-2005, 10:11 PM
you are such a tart :eek:
Just asking... :whistle:


She was a foreign lady......but not a patch on our Wittybird.:flower:
Monica?

WittyBird
11th-December-2005, 10:15 PM
She was a foreign lady......but not a patch on our Wittybird.:flower:
Bless you :cheers:

Missy D
11th-December-2005, 10:30 PM
Page 8

Ian to Witty

"bitty":drool:

dee
11th-December-2005, 10:34 PM
SF to WB Oh Witty your legs are so lovely, hang on what's all this hair?

WB to SF What hair?

SF to WB Oh my god Witty have you not done your bikini line this year?

Lory to WB Oh i do love a young lady with long hair give us a snog

dee
11th-December-2005, 10:36 PM
Page 8

Ian to Witty

"bitty":drool:


OMG i want Bitty :drool: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

WittyBird
12th-December-2005, 08:59 AM
OMG i want Bitty :drool: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Dee your dribbling :whistle: