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LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:32 PM
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mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 02:39 PM
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Is it of particular iterest to you then?

WittyBird
2nd-December-2005, 02:40 PM
Everyone pays for sex in one way or another

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:40 PM
Is it of particular iterest to you then?

All human activity is of interest to me. In particular whether the serfs are working hard enough and the health of the broccoli crop

under par
2nd-December-2005, 02:40 PM
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In our world of speed dating, traffic jams and fast food it may be the quickest or only way some have time to fit it in.

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:41 PM
Everyone pays for sex in one way or another

By everyone do you mean men?

under par
2nd-December-2005, 02:42 PM
Everyone pays for sex in one way or another

Some pay more heavily and painfully and pay lots for it too.:whistle:

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:43 PM
In our world of speed dating, traffic jams and fast food it may be the quickest or only way some have time to fit it in.

iut's true, traffic jams always make me want to have sex. Just one of those things

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 02:43 PM
By everyone do you mean men?

no i just think its some vague statement saying that the whole world is screwed

WittyBird
2nd-December-2005, 02:43 PM
By everyone do you mean men?

sorry obviously by saying everyone I didnt make myself clear.
Men and Women - everyone

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 02:45 PM
sorry obviously by saying everyone I didnt make myself clear.
Men and Women - everyone

ok - everyone then - and what's your point?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:45 PM
sorry obviously by saying everyone I didnt make myself clear.
Men and Women - everyone

In what ways does a woman escort pay for sex?

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 02:47 PM
In what ways does a woman escort pay for sex?

emotionally - but I dont know what the exchange rate is

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:47 PM
ok - everyone then - and what's your point?

Her point was how she wittily came back at me with a definition of everyone. Her name is Wittybird - keep up man

WittyBird
2nd-December-2005, 02:49 PM
In what ways does a woman escort pay for sex?
does it have to be monetary
and i didnt necessarily mean within the sex industry

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:50 PM
emotionally - but I dont know what the exchange rate is

Seven gilders to the regret

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 02:50 PM
Her point was how she wittily came back at me with a definition of everyone. Her name is Wittybird - keep up man

so should I be abstaining?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:50 PM
does it have to be monetary
and i didnt necessarily mean within the sex industry

You also didn't necessarily answer the question. And by necessarily, I do of course mean at all

under par
2nd-December-2005, 02:52 PM
does it have to be monetary
and i didnt necessarily mean within the sex industry

Or does it have to mean paying for each individual act..... its the full course that can cost.

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:52 PM
so should I be abstaining?

You should be upstanding. Physically, mentally and morally

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:53 PM
Or does it have to mean paying for each individual act..... its the full course that can cost.

It all just adds up. Like the drinks bill in a restaurant. Did I really order three blondes??

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 02:56 PM
It all just adds up. Like the drinks bill in a restaurant. Did I really order three blondes??

and I said no ice

WittyBird
2nd-December-2005, 02:57 PM
You also didn't necessarily answer the question. And by necessarily, I do of course mean at all
oooh hark at you - will come back to that point when I am not as busy and important as I am right now!

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 02:59 PM
You should be upstanding. Physically, mentally and morally

So do you consider yourself to be a physcially, mentally and morally upstanding citizen then?

And does the fact that traffic jams make you want to have sex make you devoid of such a title as the one above?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 02:59 PM
and I said no ice

Actually I distinctly remember ordering the ice. I was just unsure of what they were doing with it

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:02 PM
So do you consider yourself to be a physcially, mentally and morally upstanding citizen then?

And does the fact that traffic jams make you want to have sex make you devoid of such a title as the one above?

Well the traffic jam thing is always something of a quandary, but I ammthe type that believes in taking the rough with the smooth. As far as whether I am an upstanding citizens, well of course not. I am a Lord dammit. We create the definitions of upstanding, but we don't have to live up to them. That's why it's great being a Lord

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:02 PM
Actually I distinctly remember ordering the ice. I was just unsure of what they were doing with it


Or perhaps what they had put in it??

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:06 PM
Or perhaps what they had put in it??

It was more what they had put it in

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:07 PM
Well the traffic jam thing is always something of a quandary, but I ammthe type that believes in taking the rough with the smooth. As far as whether I am an upstanding citizens, well of course not. I am a Lord dammit. We create the definitions of upstanding, but we don't have to live up to them. That's why it's great being a Lord


But may i add you are only a 'Lord of the FILES'!! So that brings into questions whether you be a lord at all??!!

Msfab
2nd-December-2005, 03:09 PM
But may i add you are only a 'Lord of the FILES'!! So that brings into questions whether you be a lord at all??!!

Of course he is Lord! Just of files though!

You really must show more respect to my Lord!:(

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:11 PM
Of course he is Lord! Just of files though!

You really must show more respect to my Lord!:(

..or he'll lock you up in his dungeon.

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:12 PM
Of course he is Lord! Just of files though!

You really must show more respect to my Lord!:(


Exactly, just of files though????

A lord should have a title that is worth his worthiness...files?????

under par
2nd-December-2005, 03:12 PM
But may i add you are only a 'Lord of the FILES'!! So that brings into questions whether you be a lord at all??!!


With his prediliction for traffic jam sex maybe he should be renamed " Lord of the FLIES"

Msfab
2nd-December-2005, 03:12 PM
..or he'll lock you up in his dungeon.

I really wouldnt joke about the dungeon! :shaking in her boots:

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:12 PM
..or he'll lock you up in his dungeon.

I have reserved the deepest darkest filing cabinets for those who question my power. And also people who I just don't get on with. Another benefit of being a Lord

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:13 PM
..or he'll lock you up in his dungeon.


I don't supposed i'd mind a dungeon full of files...though i'd prefer it if the files contained lots of interesting reading material...

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:13 PM
With his prediliction for traffic jam sex maybe he should be renamed " Lord of the FLIES"

No, absolutely not. And there are even more hideous cabinets for people with poor puns. Just you remember that

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:15 PM
I don't supposed i'd mind a dungeon full of files...though i'd prefer it if the files contained lots of interesting reading material...

Very little of interest is ever held in files. Books perhaps, comics - definitely, but files??!! Hardly ever. besides your cabinet will be filled promarily with late filed tax returns circa 1943

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:15 PM
No, absolutely not. And there are even more hideous cabinets for people with poor puns. Just you remember that

and then off to the shredder with him my Lord

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:15 PM
I have reserved the deepest darkest filing cabinets for those who question my power. And also people who I just don't get on with. Another benefit of being a Lord

So this power does it mean that you make all your files burst out of your cabinets...making a big mess on the floor??:what:

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:17 PM
So this power does it mean that you make all your files burst out of your cabinets...making a big mess on the floor??:what:


tragedy! you wouldn't be able to find your clothes

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:17 PM
Very little of interest is ever held in files. Books perhaps, comics - definitely, but files??!! Hardly ever. besides your cabinet will be filled promarily with late filed tax returns circa 1943

well well well, what does that say about the afforemention lord of the files - not even anything worth its weight in your files..

1943??????? i think your getting yourself a little confused??!!

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:17 PM
So this power does it mean that you make all your files burst out of your cabinets...making a big mess on the floor??:what:

Don't even joke about files on the floor. That's no place for them young lady. Clean them up at once!

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:18 PM
tragedy! you wouldn't be able to find your clothes


oooo scary a lord of the files with no clothes on???!!!!! :eek:

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:19 PM
oooo scary a lord of the files with no clothes on???!!!!! :eek:

maybe he's not satisfied with being a Lord - next step emperor

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:19 PM
well well well, what does that say about the afforemention lord of the files - not even anything worth its weight in your files..

1943??????? i think your getting yourself a little confused??!!

They had taxes in 1943, but what with their being a war on most of them were posted late

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:19 PM
Don't even joke about files on the floor. That's no place for them young lady. Clean them up at once!


I'm not just a lady you know i'm also a princess and i'm sorry but if you will have temper tantrums and throw this power around then you can clear your own mess up!!

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:19 PM
oooo scary a lord of the files with no clothes on???!!!!! :eek:

you having those dreams again wicked blue? did he tell you to dance?

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:20 PM
maybe he's not satisfied with being a Lord - next step emperor


Oh god i'm sure thats worse - walking through the streets scaring all the poor children :eek:

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:21 PM
oooo scary a lord of the files with no clothes on???!!!!! :eek:

Terror has a new name!!

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:22 PM
Oh god i'm sure thats worse - walking through the streets scaring all the poor children :eek:

The children wouldn't be poor if they would just pull their fingers out and do some work. I mean look at them, eight years old and not one of them is up a chimney. for shame.

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:22 PM
you having those dreams again wicked blue? did he tell you to dance?


I'd have to seriously analyse my state of mind if that was the case.....thankfully i neither dreamt of such things nor did i dance with any naked lord of the files!

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:22 PM
Terror has a new name!!

are we back on the punishment thread - just get the lord to give a quick flash

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:24 PM
I'd have to seriously analyse my state of mind if that was the case.....thankfully i neither dreamt of such things nor did i dance with any naked lord of the files!

you dont know what your missing - its an experience not to be missed - everyday I thank the lord

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:24 PM
I'd have to seriously analyse my state of mind if that was the case.....thankfully i neither dreamt of such things nor did i dance with any naked lord of the files!

I concur. It is the sort of thing I am sure I would remember

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:25 PM
The children wouldn't be poor if they would just pull their fingers out and do some work. I mean look at them, eight years old and not one of them is up a chimney. for shame.


no we've moved on since then, you'll find them in schools looking up teachers in cupboards...you've not been doing your job properly have you??

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:25 PM
I concur. It is the sort of thing I am sure I would remember

I challenge you to a game of concurs

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:25 PM
you dont know what your missing - its an experience not to be missed - everyday I thank the lord

And the Lord thanks your for your kind payment

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:25 PM
you dont know what your missing - its an experience not to be missed - everyday I thank the lord


down on one knee under the desk then mooncalf???

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:26 PM
down on one knee under the desk then mooncalf???

is that an offer ?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:26 PM
you'll find them in schools looking up teachers in cupboards

Is this a new form of encyclopedia?

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:27 PM
you dont know what your missing - its an experience not to be missed - everyday I thank the lord


and do you get to clear up all his files off the floor too?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:28 PM
and do you get to clear up all his files off the floor too?

That's a job I deem lowly enough only for you

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:29 PM
is that an offer ?

I would take her up on it if I were you. Afterall twice as many men now pay for such things. Do you want to become a statistic??

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:30 PM
Is this a new form of encyclopedia?


its the new form of files actually.

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:31 PM
That's a job I deem lowly enough only for you


oh you must have a very special relationship with mooncalf - how lucky he is! :what:

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:31 PM
its the new form of files actually.

Don't teach me how to suck eggs young lady - you're in my world now...

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:32 PM
I would take her up on it if I were you. Afterall twice as many men now pay for such things. Do you want to become a statistic??


So are you a statistic too then?

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:33 PM
Don't teach me how to suck eggs young lady - you're in my world now...


i dont' need to teach you, you do it quite well already!

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:34 PM
i dont' need to teach you, you do it quite well already!

and not only eggs

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:36 PM
and not only eggs

I particulalry like pen sucking. It makes me look scholarly

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:36 PM
So are you a statistic too then?

I am a Lord and therefore above all statistics

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:38 PM
I am a Lord and therefore above all statistics

some statistics are quite high - do you need an oxygen mask?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:40 PM
some statistics are quite high - do you need an oxygen mask?

yes but just for sheer indulgence

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:43 PM
yes but just for sheer indulgence

Have you got wicked blue collecting some files for you?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:45 PM
Have you got wicked blue collecting some files for you?

To be honest I didn't ask her to. I thin she is taking taking her new position a little too seriously. She hasn't even asked about the uniform yet

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:46 PM
To be honest I didn't ask her to. I thin she is taking taking her new position a little too seriously. She hasn't even asked about the uniform yet

yes come to think of it why do you dress like that?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:48 PM
yes come to think of it why do you dress like that?

Ease of movement. And I like the feel of it against my skin

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:49 PM
Ease of movement. And I like the feel of it against my skin

where do you get a bespoke latex suit these days ?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:50 PM
I remember a time that there were other contributors actually trying to discuss the topic posted. halcyon days....

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 03:50 PM
where do you get a bespoke latex suit these days ?

www.bespokelatexsuitsrus.co.uk

or it's international cousin

www.itslovelyinlatex.com

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:55 PM
www.bespokelatexsuitsrus.co.uk

or it's international cousin

www.itslovelyinlatex.com

And how is your international cousin these days - still well I hope.

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:55 PM
To be honest I didn't ask her to. I thin she is taking taking her new position a little too seriously. She hasn't even asked about the uniform yet


my position is not new, i've been a princess all my life, and i'm not interested in any of your job offers thank you!

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 03:56 PM
Have you got wicked blue collecting some files for you?


I turned down the job..didn't meet my expectations...

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 03:59 PM
I turned down the job..didn't meet my expectations...


I'm sure its a swell job really

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 04:01 PM
I'm sure its a swell job really

It's the curse of modern women I'm afraid

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 04:02 PM
And how is your international cousin these days - still well I hope.

Very clingy

wicked blue
2nd-December-2005, 04:02 PM
It's the curse of modern women I'm afraid


Sadly its the curse of modern lords these days, they just don't come up to modern day standards!!

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 04:04 PM
Sadly its the curse of modern lords these days, they just don't come up to modern day standards!!

Who cares?? I am come up to Lordly standards. All my fellow Lords are more than happy with my performance. I have the report cards to prove it

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 04:07 PM
Who cares?? I am come up to Lordly standards. All my fellow Lords are more than happy with my performance. I have the report cards to prove it

do you have some sort of league table to see how the lords measure up?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 04:09 PM
do you have some sort of league table to see how the lords measure up?

We don't, mainly because all the Lords know that I would always be top, and the failing Lords would get annoyed. Some of them may even lose Serfs, titles and land, which would be distributed to myself as a Super Lord in order to better use the goods at my disposal. Come to think of it it is a splendid idea

Msfab
2nd-December-2005, 04:34 PM
Sadly its the curse of modern lords these days, they just don't come up to modern day standards!!

Different stratosphere- Much much lower!

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 04:36 PM
Different stratosphere- Much much lower!

But I am from the Northern Hemisphere. Much, much superior

mooncalf
2nd-December-2005, 04:39 PM
But I am from the Northern Hemisphere. Much, much superior

are you an industry approved Lord - show us your Kite mark

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 04:41 PM
are you an industry approved Lord - show us your Kite mark

It's stamped somewhere private. Brunel did it

Msfab
2nd-December-2005, 04:41 PM
are you an industry approved Lord - show us your Kite mark

Thats enongh from you mooncalf, a lord does not have to prove himself! Does he Lord?

LordOfTheFiles
2nd-December-2005, 04:45 PM
Thats enongh from you mooncalf, a lord does not have to prove himself! Does he Lord?

That's right M'Lady. He may have to prove such trifles as birthright and legacies but never anything as degrading as qualifications or competence