Counting

[mooncalf]

Err... One

[mooncalf]

Two. I'm winning!

[KatieR]

Someones bored! :whistle: oh yea... 3

[mooncalf]

Four. I'll take on all comers.

[mooncalf]

Someones bored! :whistle: oh yea... 3

Actually this thread isn't about counting. There is a secret message.

[Msfab]

Actually this thread isn't about counting. There is a secret message.

.....

[KatieR]

Actually this thread isn't about counting. There is a secret message.

FIVE!!!!

Do tell..!!

[mooncalf]

.....

Thank you MsFab. Just what I wanted.

Six.

[mooncalf]

How much fun are we all having?

Seven.

[Msfab]

How much fun are we all having?

Seven.

Just too much!!!

[clevedonboy]

4 8 15 16 23 42 :)

[mooncalf]

4 8 15 16 23 42 :)

Is that Ironpants I can see over yonder?

[Just Wiggle]

How about...

9 ladies dancing!

[CeeCee]

originally posted by Mooncalf
Actually this thread isn't about counting. There is a secret message.
one hundred and eighty!
and the message is?

[KatieR]

Just too much!!!

Im obviously not intellectual enough to work it out... :blush:

[CeeCee]

originally posted by JustWiggle
9 ladies dancing!
ooh ooh ooh, what about

8 lads a leading
7 jivers jiving
6 dancers resting...

[mooncalf]

This thread is like a rainbow the message is at the end - we just have to get there.

[Msfab]

ok listen now mooncalf, msfab has a toxin assay to finish before the sun comes down on another day. And you know what msfab is like when it comes to messages, She wants to know everything!
So spit it out!:angry:

[LordOfTheFiles]

I fear that if there is a message from mooncalf (and frankly that is not a given) it will be both pointless and a severe disappointing. Or am I just bitter that his name is better than mine??

[mooncalf]

ok listen now mooncalf, msfab has a toxin assay to finish before the sun comes down on another day. And you know what msfab is like when it comes to messages, She wants to know everything!
So spit it out!:angry:

We're not there yet. Now be calm. Anyway I didn't say I had the message did I?

[mooncalf]

I fear that if there is a message from mooncalf (and frankly that is not a given) it will be both pointless and a severe disappointing. Or am I just bitter that his name is better than mine??

Welcome my lord.

[doc martin]

ooh ooh ooh, what about

8 lads a leading
7 jivers jiving
6 dancers resting...
Fiii--iive fast spins
4 bouncy hands
3 hijacks
2 first move drops
And a lady backleading me

There you are. That's the end of the countdown, now what's the message?

[LordOfTheFiles]

I will take no such welcome from you mooncalf. it seems we will be serching for the pot o' gold at the end of this conversational rainbow long after you have been buried in the cold, cold earth. Or I am no judge. which I am not, I'm a Lord

[mooncalf]

I will take no such welcome from you mooncalf. it seems we will be serching for the pot o' gold at the end of this conversational rainbow long after you have been buried in the cold, cold earth. Or I am no judge. which I am not, I'm a Lord

Yes I know about you and ducks.

Anyway seeing as we're back at one again. I'll get us going with err...

Two!

[LordOfTheFiles]

Three..

Blind Mice. See how they run

[mooncalf]

Yes I know about you and ducks.

Anyway seeing as we're back at one again. I'll get us going with err...

Two!

If only LeClerc was here. He'd know what to do.

[mooncalf]

Three..

Blind Mice. See how they run

See how they run what? The postal service? A betting syndicate? You're talking nonsense.

[LordOfTheFiles]

If only LeClerc was here. He'd know what to do.

But all his solutions would involve levers, pulleys and inclined planes. Not to mention copious amounts of cheap French wine and inane Franglais chatter.

[CeeCee]

Originally posted by doc martin
Fiii--iive fast spins
4 bouncy hands
3 hijacks
2 first move drops
And a lady backleading me
Brilliant, I knew someone would finish it, well done

Someone must know what this is about. Where are the Super Posters when we need them, they know everything.

[LordOfTheFiles]

See how they run what? The postal service? A betting syndicate? You're talking nonsense.

A go-kart racing venture actually. but with all the cars powered entirely by cheese and cheese derivatives such as primula and plastic cheese.

[mooncalf]

Brilliant, I knew someone would finish it, well done

Someone must know what this is about. Where are the Super Posters when we need them, they know everything.

This thread has a mighty force field around it making it impregneble to super posters. It's like a shield of steel.

[KatieR]

Brilliant, I knew someone would finish it, well done

Someone must know what this is about. Where are the Super Posters when we need them, they know everything.

I still haven't worked out exactly what we are meant to be doing (hurumph)

[LordOfTheFiles]

I still haven't worked out exactly what we are meant to be doing (hurumph)

That's ok, nor has Mooncalf. Luckily the solution is always to have a quiet sit down, perhaps munch on some cheese based products, and contemplate the existence of flowers and other such things.

Then simply ignore him and you find he goes away

[LordOfTheFiles]

This thread has a mighty force field around it making it impregneble to super posters. It's like a shield of steel.

My wings are like a shield of steel. But not great wings because they are made entirely from cheese. Which wouldn't stop much. Except perhpas the onset of calcium defiency. You see bats are merely mice with dairy flight aids. Check it out in a museum

[mooncalf]

A go-kart racing venture actually. but with all the cars powered entirely by cheese and cheese derivatives such as primula and plastic cheese.

If you want to see that I suggest you go to Pickering. They've been doing it for years. Inspired by a tip off by Francois Truffaut about a gap in the market up there. It's met with only middling success partly due to with the large number of snakes they seem to have in those parts. Grrrrrrrr! Oh its a stick.

[LordOfTheFiles]

=Grrrrrrrr! Oh its a stick.

One of these dyas you will pay for your inability to correctly identify a snake in a line up of sticks. or at the very least you will have a puppy killed when the poor thing fetches your poisonous gift.

think of the children man

[mooncalf]

Then simply ignore him and you find he goes away

Really you've been trying that for years. Hasn't worked yet has it.

[KatieR]

My wings are like a shield of steel. But not great wings because they are made entirely from cheese. Which wouldn't stop much. Except perhpas the onset of calcium defiency. You see bats are merely mice with dairy flight aids.

So what traumatic events in your childhood led to your current fixation with dairy products?

[CeeCee]

Originally posted by Katie R
I still haven't worked out exactly what we are meant to be doing (hurumph)
Me neither


Originally posted by LordfheFlies
That's ok, nor has Mooncalf.
Then simply ignore him and you find he goes away
Sound advice, I've wasted enough time here, I’m bored now so I’m off.

[mooncalf]

I still haven't worked out exactly what we are meant to be doing (hurumph)

What is our frame of reference here? This thread or life in general. Anyway I'm with you on both counts.

[KatieR]

What is our frame of reference here? This thread or life in general. Anyway I'm with you on both counts.

Ive just worked out the answer!!

42

[LordOfTheFiles]

So what traumatic events in your childhood led to your current fixation with dairy products?

Pretty much all of them. Having been parented by a huge cow (I have yet to fully understand the genetics or indeed philosophical implications of such a thing) I saw an awful lot of food bypassing my open ,hungry mouth and being distributed into giant churns. My god, the churns...

Also there was the whole episode with the tube of Primula and the Bishop of Durham.

[KatieR]

Pretty much all of them. Having been parented by a huge cow (I have yet to fully understand the genetics or indeed philosophical implications of such a thing) I saw an awful lot of food bypassing my open ,hungry mouth and being distributed into giant churns. My god, the churns...

Also there was the whole episode with the tube of Primula and the Bishop of Durham.

oh dear, things like that can only end badly. :(

[LordOfTheFiles]

oh dear, things like that can only end badly. :(

For Shame!! That's the type of negative attitude that one leanrs to shed when one has spent one's life in a field chewing the cud. And speaking in the third person. In the rain. For shame

[mooncalf]

For Shame!! That's the type of negative attitude that one leanrs to shed when one has spent one's life in a field chewing the cud. And speaking in the third person. In the rain. For shame

Yes you have done well for yourself my Lord - for you are a Lord. Oh Lord! not everyone can say that. You were but a son of a cow and now look at you. For I welcomed you into my bosom and nurtured you and look how you treat me in return. For shame on you my Lord!

[LordOfTheFiles]

Yes you have done well for yourself my Lord - for you are a Lord. Oh Lord! not everyone can say that. You were but a son of a cow and now look at you. For I welcomed you into my bosom and nurtured you and look how you treat me in return. For shame on you my Lord!

The one thing you will earn about being a Lord is that we distance ourself from the mad and pitiful. Such as yourself. Kindly desist

[mooncalf]

The one thing you will earn about being a Lord is that we distance ourself from the mad and pitiful. Such as yourself. Kindly desist

Then what are you doing on this forum may I ask?

Four.

[Rhythm King]

I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!

B'seeing you !o

[mooncalf]

I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!

B'seeing you !o

Yes I got one of those with a King size pack of cheese.

[LordOfTheFiles]

Then what are you doing on this forum may I ask?

Putting you bang to rights

Plus I need some gold to raise an army to invade a country I may or may not start a diplomatic incident with

Seven

[LordOfTheFiles]

Yes I got one of those with a King size pack of cheese.

Which you don't see very often these days. For Shame!

Eleventy

[KatieR]

Yes I got one of those with a King size pack of cheese.


I want one too!!! Where can I get a free man?

[mooncalf]

Which you don't see very often these days. For Shame!

Eleventy

Elementry-Seven

[Msfab]

I want one too!!! Where can I get a free man?

Free men have sold out! Try Ebay now but beware you may have to pay a small fortune!

Infinity....

End game!

[mooncalf]

Free men have sold out! Try Ebay now but beware you may have to pay a small fortune!

Infinity....

End game!

Which infinity do you mean?

Infinity * Infinity

[Msfab]

Which infinity do you mean?

Infinity * Infinity

I dont care, You choose!

[KatieR]

Which infinity do you mean?

Infinity * Infinity

To infinity and beyond!!!

[mooncalf]

To infinity and beyond!!!

all the way back to 0.

One...

[mooncalf]

I dont care, You choose!

but some girls are bigger than others

[KatieR]

all the way back to 0.

One...

two, buckle my shoe.

[mooncalf]

two, buckle my shoe.

....

Five six
Pickup sticks...
Grrrrr!

Arghhh its a snake

[KatieR]

....

Five six
Pickup sticks...
Grrrrr!

Arghhh its a snake

but not a poisonous one, just a little carpet python...

[mooncalf]

but not a poisonous one, just a little carpet python...

maybe but it still puts the mockers on 7,8

[KatieR]

maybe but it still puts the mockers on 7,8

well we can just skip 7 and 8 and go straight to 10?

[wicked blue]

Your all crazy crackers!! :sick:

[Msfab]

well we can just skip 7 and 8 and go straight to 10?

isnt it straight to number one?

so.... 50190864883571684324164000424007210454659024702378 59834650924936083658724650947697349065724985682475 924658743216587234633541253241257362134169852165

[mooncalf]

Your all crazy crackers!! :sick:

cheese crackers?

[DavidY]

Where is LMC with her "Whooosh" when you need one?

Pi

[LMC]

Oh, if we're being irrational...

i

[ducasi]

i isn't irrational, it's just imaginary. √2 is irrational.

[wicked blue]

cheese crackers?

No, dairy free crackers pls