'Abandoned' prisoner

[Msfab]

Thursday October 20, 07:40 AM

A Romanian prisoner serving 20 years for murder has sued God for failing to save him from the Devil. The inmate claims his Baptism was a contract with God to keep him out of trouble.

"God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life," he wrote in the lawsuit. "But on the contrary I was left in the Devil's hands."

Court officials said the legal action is likely to be dropped because they're unable to subpoena God.

What is the world coming to?

[Heather]

Have you only just sussed out the world is full of nutters!!!!:rofl:

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Heather,
xx

I'd lock him up and throw away the key!!!

[Bangers & Mash]

surely the church is an accomplice?

[ducasi]

I'd lock him up and throw away the key!!! I'd give him a scholarship to go to law school. Sounds like the man has real potential! :wink:

[Stuart]

Didn't Billy Connolly make a film with a very similar plot to this?

[wicked blue]

Don't you have work to do ms fab??????!!!!

[MartinHarper]

What is the world coming to?

Psst. It's a joke.

[Msfab]

Psst. It's a joke.

And what would you know Martin?

[jockey]

A woman emerging from the rubble of a Pakistani village (where the rest of its population had bee largely obliterated) was heard to declare when interviewed by a reporter that Allah, or whatever God she believed in, had saved her. Rather begs the question of what he was thinking of concerning the others, dont you think?...