Guilty pleasures

[Clive Long]

Time to 'fess up.

What things do you indulge in that you really wouldn't want other people to know about? Those things that portray you as an uncultured, lazy imbecile.

Mine are:

1. TV programmes about acquisitive people who just can't decide where to buy their second home in Spain :whistle: e.g. "Location, Location, Location"

2. TV programmes about converting mother's carefully collected and preserved postcard collection of cats into lots of lovely money (well, £10 after auction commission) to spend on that vital holiday in Corfu.

Clive

[ChrisA]

What things do you indulge in that you really wouldn't want other people to know about?
:confused: :confused:

Like anyone is gonna answer this question truthfully :rolleyes:

Your examples don't make you look like this - just slightly geeky. And anyone that's read your comments on what a router is and isn't knows that already.

:D

[Clive Long]

Like anyone is gonna answer this question truthfully :rolleyes:

Go on. No reads this stuff.


Your examples don't make you look like this (ed. disturbed, isolated, deranged)- just slightly geeky.
Interested why a prediliction for cheap day-time TV marks me out as geeky. My turn to :confused:


- just slightly geeky. And anyone that's read your comments on what a router is and isn't knows that already.

:D
You are too, too kind. Excuse me while I come over all emotional .... :tears:

[Baruch]

What things do you indulge in that you really wouldn't want other people to know about? Those things that portray you as an uncultured, lazy imbecile.
Mine are:

Plotting world domination.
Collecting used Tesco receipts.
Manufacturing chocolate teapots and motorbike roof racks.
Singing Shirley Bassey songs in a locked bank vault at 3 am each Thursday, while naked and covered in spinach.Well, you didn't really think I was going to give an honest answer, did you? As you said, that side of me is something I wouldn't want other people to know about.

[Bangers & Mash]

Running my own brothel :wink: what a retirement plan :innocent:

[CJ]

Time to 'fess up.

What things do you indulge in that you really wouldn't want other people to know about? Those things that portray you as an uncultured, lazy imbecile.

Like peeing in the shower?!?:eek:

That kinda thing??:rofl: :rofl:

[TiggsTours]

Mine are:

Plotting world domination.
Collecting used Tesco receipts.
Manufacturing chocolate teapots and motorbike roof racks.
Singing Shirley Bassey songs in a locked bank vault at 3 am each Thursday, while naked and covered in spinach.Well, you didn't really think I was going to give an honest answer, did you? As you said, that side of me is something I wouldn't want other people to know about.
I thought as much, I mean, who in their right mind would collect Tesco receipts? Waitrose has far more class!

[Baruch]

I thought as much, I mean, who in their right mind would collect Tesco receipts? Waitrose has far more class!
You mean they sell schools?

[DianaS]

I run a group for foot fetishists. We meet weekly and discuss our problems and fanatsies in a supportive and anonymous context.
Sometimes we show each other our feet, and may invite another to strike them..
Its mainly harmless:D

[CJ]

Sometimes we show each other our feet, and may invite another to strike them..
:D

:eek: Is it an S&M foot fetish club?!?

[DianaS]

:eek: Is it an S&M foot fetish club?!?
B*gger I meant stroke :blush: :rofl:

[Baruch]

B*gger I meant stroke :blush: :rofl:
Strike, stroke and b*gger? Oo-er!

[CJ]

Strike, stroke and b*gger? Oo-er!

now, that's my kind of fetish club!!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dee]

Strike, stroke and b*gger? Oo-er!

:eek:

[Baruch]

Speaking of guilty pleasures, my neighbours obviously don't realise that their TV can be seen from the street when it's dark. I noticed it particularly this evening, when I arrived home and got out of the car. Today's motto is: always close the blinds when watching porno!

[dee]

Speaking of guilty pleasures, my neighbours obviously don't realise that their TV can be seen from the street when it's dark. I noticed it particularly this evening, when I arrived home and got out of the car. Today's motto is: always close the blinds when watching porno!

:rofl: :rofl: That is brilliant, when can i come visit :rofl:

[David Bailey]

Speaking of guilty pleasures, my neighbours obviously don't realise that their TV can be seen from the street when it's dark. I noticed it particularly this evening, when I arrived home and got out of the car. Today's motto is: always close the blinds when watching porno!
Damn, I knew I'd forgotten something.

Well, you know what it's like when the urge, err, comes on you... :blush:

[Baruch]

Well, you know what it's like when the urge, err, comes on you... :blush:
Do elaborate..... :devil:

[Minnie M]

:eek: Is it an S&M foot fetish club?!?
silly boy - it's a M & S feet footish club :rolleyes: they do a love range of Tea Tree stuff :D

[Tiggerbabe]

silly boy - it's a M & S feet footish club :rolleyes: they do a lovely range of Tea Tree stuff :D
:rofl::rofl:

[under par]

:rofl: :rofl: That is brilliant, when can i come visit :rofl:


Come and visit OR visit and.......:whistle:

[dee]

Come and visit OR visit and.......:whistle:


No you come to mention it Mr Underpar, i think the latter :innocent:

[under par]

No you come to mention it Mr Underpar, i think the latter :innocent:


Guilty pleasures indeed!:rofl:

[Stuart]

I had to resurect this thread as I have a confession to make.

I enjoy watching "Footballers' Wives"! It is so over the top it is unbelievable.

[drathzel]

footballers wives???????????:really:

yeah... me too:respect:

[Barry Shnikov]

B*gger I meant stroke :blush: :rofl:

I'm so glad you wrote that! 'Foot striking' was going to run round my head for hours...

[Barry Shnikov]

Forum dawdling at work...

[drathzel]

Forum dawdling at work...
:yeah: and at home:D

[Barry Shnikov]

:yeah: and at home:D

Think you're quite brave to post on this thread...:whistle:

[drathzel]

Think you're quite brave to post on this thread...:whistle:
he he he:respect:

[Rhythm King]

Well, I'm hooked on "The OC" :blush:

[drathzel]

Well, I'm hooked on "The OC" :blush:

yeah but it is completely fab and not at all cringeworthy so enjoy. I would love to watch more tv but i just dont have the time, might make space on sunday for it though!:D

[Barry Shnikov]

Cough...:blush:

The Gilmore girls

unemployed - daytime TV - what can you do?

[CheesyRobMan]

Hmm, guilty pleasures...

Probably wargaming.

I mean, you can dress it up all you like, but it's still playing with toy soldiers... :rolleyes:

[Jay Jay]

Does dancing UCP count?

....... my non dancing friends think it is so wrong :blush:

[Maxine]

Does dancing UCP count?

....... my non dancing friends think it is so wrong :blush:

But they're the ones missing out!

At least you can share your guilty pleasure:blush:

[Easily Led]

I like to watch "Neighbours" to wind down, especially after work, and now it is sponsored by Weightwatchers I feel even more guilty :sad:!