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Asif
17th-October-2005, 07:19 PM
Here's a game i haven't played in ages. One person says the punchline of a joke (and not the joke itself). Another person has to then guess what the actual joke is. If they get it correct, they can give another punchline and then someone else has to guess what the rest of the joke is, and so on.

So .... i'll start the ball rolling with a really simple one.

"Terrible"... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Tiggerbabe
17th-October-2005, 08:29 PM
Your dog has no nose? How does he smell? :eek:

Piglet
17th-October-2005, 08:31 PM
"Terrible"... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
How does a skunk smell when you hold its nose?

(If I'm wrong then I apologise, if I'm right then... )

"You will have to pull yourself together then"

Icey
17th-October-2005, 09:53 PM
"You will have to pull yourself together then"

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains?


"Who's there?"

WittyBird
17th-October-2005, 09:57 PM
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains?


"Who's there?"

ERRRR.... Knock Knock? (invisible man one?):rofl:

Will
18th-October-2005, 01:46 PM
Some people actually like Sewer Rats.

Will
18th-October-2005, 01:47 PM
Some people actually like Sewer Rats.
What's the difference between Toby Wan Kenobe's singing and a Sewer Rat?

CJ
18th-October-2005, 02:00 PM
A: "What are you looking at?!?":angry:

Asif
18th-October-2005, 02:27 PM
A little clarification .... you can only provide a punchline if you have supplied the rest of the joke for the previous punchline (doesn't even have to be the correct one or acutally make any sense).


A: "What are you looking at?!?" :angry:
Q: "Doctor, Doctor, People keep thinking i'm staring at them!" :what:

Next one .... A: Kermit in a blender!! :whistle:

CJ
18th-October-2005, 02:32 PM
Next one .... A: Kermit in a blender!! :whistle:

What's red and green and goes buzz buzz whurr??

A: I've got one 'ere...

Asif
18th-October-2005, 04:11 PM
A: I've got one 'ere...
Vincent Van Gogh goes into a pub and the barman asks him if he would like a drink. Vince answers back "No thanks, I've ....." :rofl: (i like that one).

A. "What's with the long faces lads?"

CJ
18th-October-2005, 04:18 PM
A. "What's with the long faces lads?"

2 horses go into a bar... the barman says....

So he can use disabled parking.

Asif
18th-October-2005, 05:13 PM
So he can use disabled parking.
Bugger.......it's on the tip of my tongue (BTW - that's NOT the joke)!

Help .... anyone??

CJ
19th-October-2005, 11:03 AM
Bugger.......it's on the tip of my tongue (BTW - that's NOT the joke)!

Help .... anyone??

Q: Why does a drummer keep his drumsticks on the dashboard??

Punchline... (puns SO do not work in writing!!) Bob.

David Franklin
19th-October-2005, 11:07 AM
Punchline... (puns SO do not work in writing!!) Bob.Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Punchline: Doberman

Piglet
19th-October-2005, 12:14 PM
Punchline: Doberman
What do you call Superman with a heavy cold?



Monkey puke!

Asif
19th-October-2005, 03:41 PM
Monkey puke!
Q: What's runny, yellow and smells of banana?


Answer - "Asif"

TiggsTours
19th-October-2005, 04:25 PM
Q: What's runny, yellow and smells of banana?


Answer - "Asif"
I wondered how long it would take for that one to come out!

Q - What do you call a sexy Pakistani?

A. Straight up the M4

Asif
19th-October-2005, 04:36 PM
I wondered how long it would take for that one to come out!

Q - What do you call a sexy Pakistani?
:wink:


A. Straight up the M4
Q - How do you get Two Whales in a mini?

A - There are large footprints in the butter!

Tessalicious
19th-October-2005, 04:44 PM
:wink:


Q - How do you get Two Whales in a mini?

A - There are large footprints in the butter!How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?

Punchline: I was just going to say that!