Random Acts of Violence

[CJ]

I would like to apologise for ruining the aesthetics of the Gla party on Saturday with my big, shiny black eye.

However, it was all DS's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dreadful Scathe]

It was barely a scratch - did anyone notice?


The dark side beckons, emrace your destiny :)

[CJ]

It was barely a scratch - did anyone notice?

Instead of, "Hello CJ, how are you?" a well known forumite walked up and their opening line was "Bloody hell, what happened to you?!?" :rofl:



The dark side beckons, emrace your destiny :)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.. .
I'll never turn. I'll never join you.

[drathzel]

Instead of, "Hello CJ, how are you?" a well known forumite walked up and their opening line was "Bloody hell, what happened to you?!?" :rofl:


I was, however, incredibly sympathetic! Being a fellow member of the "DS random acts of violence" Recovery group!

Sorry DS i know it was back in june but i am still emotionally scarred :rofl: But at least i dont duck anymore!

[David Franklin]

I would like to apologise for ruining the aesthetics of the Gla party on Saturday with my big, shiny black eye.

However, it was all DS's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Have you had an accident dancing?

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[TiggsTours]

I'd quite like to commit one at the moment! :angry: (Bad day at work, not even been here an hour yet!)

[Dreadful Scathe]

Have you had an accident dancing?


Who said anything about dancing ? :)

[filthycute]

I would like to apologise for ruining the aesthetics of the Gla party on Saturday with my big, shiny black eye.

However, it was all DS's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


C'mon them!!....enquiring minds want to know :wink:
What happened?

fc x

[Dreadful Scathe]

Ceroc Jock and Family came over for tea and drinks, a comment on "this sausage isnt cooked right!" was uttered and in the ensuing light saber fight the Dark lord of Smurf nearly took out Jedi CJ's eye, but the force was with him.

No doubt the rematch will be legendary :).

[drathzel]

Ceroc Jock and Family came over for tea and drinks, a comment on "this sausage isnt cooked right!" was uttered and in the ensuing light saber fight the Dark lord of Smurf nearly took out Jedi CJ's eye, but the force was with him.

No doubt the rematch will be legendary :).

Thats not the version i heard........ :D

[Tessalicious]

Ceroc Jock and Family came over for tea and drinks, a comment on "this sausage isnt cooked right!" was uttered and in the ensuing light saber fight the Dark lord of Smurf nearly took out Jedi CJ's eye, but the force was with him.

No doubt the rematch will be legendary :).Let this be a lesson to you all - make not disparaging remarks about the readiness of a Smurf's sausage.

[Dance Demon]

Let this be a lesson to you all - make not disparaging remarks about the readiness of a Smurf's sausage.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...........how do you know when it's ready?...does it turn a different shade of blue... :D

[drathzel]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ...........how do you know when it's ready?...does it turn a different shade of blue... :D

Gives a new meaning to wanting your meet "blue"!!! :rofl: