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LMC
26th-August-2005, 12:14 PM
Another one which could get quite silly...

One line of the story each, alternating between 'Fortunately' and 'Unfortunately' - please try to make it vaguely hang together!

Just so you get the idea... the story starts:

Once upon a time, there was a very rich man.

Unfortunately, he had no children to pass his wealth on to.

Fortunately, he was still young and single.

Unfortunately, he was really really ugly.

Fortunately, he could afford plastic surgery....

TiggsTours
26th-August-2005, 04:20 PM
Another one which could get quite silly...

One line of the story each, alternating between 'Fortunately' and 'Unfortunately' - please try to make it vaguely hang together!

Just so you get the idea... the story starts:

Once upon a time, there was a very rich man.

Unfortunately, he had no children to pass his wealth on to.

Fortunately, he was still young and single.

Unfortunately, he was really really ugly.

Fortunately, he could afford plastic surgery....
Unfortunately, it went drastically wrong

Fortunately, he was so ugly to start with, anything was an improvement!

LMC
26th-August-2005, 04:22 PM
Fortunately, he was so ugly to start with, anything was an improvement!
Unfortunately, he decided to sue the clinic anyway

Lory
26th-August-2005, 04:45 PM
Fortunately they decided to offer him further surgery as a trade off

Rebecca
26th-August-2005, 04:51 PM
Fortunately they decided to offer him further surgery as a trade off

Unfortunately it was breast implants

ducasi
26th-August-2005, 05:13 PM
Fortunately, he was a "breasts man"!

Robin
26th-August-2005, 05:23 PM
unfortunately, his girlfriend wasn't (a breasts man!)

Lou
26th-August-2005, 05:31 PM
unfortunately, his girlfriend wasn't (a breasts man!)
Fortunately he was able to sell them on eBay.

Rebecca
26th-August-2005, 06:26 PM
Fortunately he was able to sell them on eBay.

Unfortunately I didn't get my bid in quick enough !

Lory
26th-August-2005, 06:41 PM
Fortunately CJ wishes to off load his man breasts! :D

David Bailey
26th-August-2005, 07:44 PM
Fortunately CJ wishes to off load his man breasts! :D
Unfortunately they're very hairy... :eek:

Robin
26th-August-2005, 07:58 PM
Unfortunately they're very hairy... :eek:

Fortunately,several forumites needed hair :na:

Baruch
27th-August-2005, 02:55 AM
Fortunately,several forumites needed hair :na:
Unfortunately, they didn't want extra man-breasts as well.

Purple Sparkler
30th-August-2005, 12:52 PM
Fortunately, he was able to donate them to medical science.

Lory
30th-August-2005, 01:41 PM
Unfortunately, they couldn't find a rat, big enough, to transplant them onto

Purple Sparkler
30th-August-2005, 03:14 PM
Fortunately they had a few spare Alsatians knocking around.

drathzel
30th-August-2005, 04:29 PM
Fortunately they had a few spare Alsatians knocking around.

unfortunately, they didnt want them either

Lory
30th-August-2005, 04:42 PM
Fortunately, there was a 'little monkey' that DID!

Purple Sparkler
30th-August-2005, 05:45 PM
Fortunately, there was a 'little monkey' that DID!

Unfortunately, Cruella had decided that she wanted an Alsatian coat for the winter...

drathzel
30th-August-2005, 05:46 PM
Unfortunately, Cruella had decided that she wanted an Alsatian coat for the winter...
Fortunately we found her one in a charity shop for 20p!

LMC
30th-August-2005, 07:47 PM
Fortunately we found her one in a charity shop for 20p!

Unfortunately all the hair had fallen out

Clive Long
30th-August-2005, 08:09 PM
Unfortunately all the hair had fallen out
Fortunately she sold it to Clive Long for a profit because extraneous hair is a sin as far as he is concerned

Baruch
31st-August-2005, 01:27 AM
Fortunately we found her one in a charity shop for 20p!
Unfortunately she only had 18p.

Baruch
31st-August-2005, 01:59 AM
Fortunately she sold it to Clive Long for a profit because extraneous hair is a sin as far as he is concerned
Unfortunately, he thought she said "Prophet" so he gave her a picture of Moses in exchange for it.

Tiggerbabe
31st-August-2005, 07:16 AM
Fortunately she had a basket at home for any such pictures. (Clutching at straws here people :whistle: )

ducasi
31st-August-2005, 07:27 AM
Unfortunately the Pharaoh had heard a prophesy about prophets in baskets and had ordered all baskets containing prophets to be destroyed. :sad:

Baruch
31st-August-2005, 10:14 AM
Unfortunately the Pharaoh had heard a prophesy about prophets in baskets and had ordered all baskets containing prophets to be destroyed. :sad:
Fortunately that was 5000 years ago, so nobody remembered it.

drathzel
31st-August-2005, 10:38 AM
Fortunately that was 5000 years ago, so nobody remembered it.
unfortunately baruch reminded everyone and the basket was snatched away!

Purple Sparkler
31st-August-2005, 10:41 AM
unfortunately baruch reminded everyone and the basket was snatched away!

Fortunately the basket wasn't very well led, so they moved on to an arm jive instead.