PDA

View Full Version : Chav test



Baruch
23rd-August-2005, 12:05 AM
Take the Chav test (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007)

Apparently I'm 43% chav. Could be worse, it's less than 50% at least.

Msfab
23rd-August-2005, 09:18 AM
Take the Chav test (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007)

Apparently I'm 43% chav. Could be worse, it's less than 50% at least.


30% Chav! :innocent:

Aleks
23rd-August-2005, 09:39 AM
Apparently I'm 18% chav.

azande
23rd-August-2005, 09:53 AM
I'm 17%

Jazz_Shoes (Ash)
23rd-August-2005, 10:26 AM
Apparently I'm 43% chav.

I'm 38% Chav, so it seems that you are still in the lead as the Chaviest person :whistle:

LMC
23rd-August-2005, 10:45 AM
50% :rofl:

Considering I live in Stevenage I'm actually quite pleased with that :clap:

Any advances on 50%?

TiggsTours
23rd-August-2005, 10:49 AM
I'm 29%, but some of the things I had to say yes to, like "Have you ever called your Grandmother Nan", I haven't done since I was about 4 years old!

ducasi
23rd-August-2005, 10:53 AM
I'm 29% ... I think I was about that too. (Did it this morning while still half asleep!)

Not bad for a middle class boy from a posh suburb... :waycool:

drathzel
23rd-August-2005, 12:03 PM
21% Chav... not bad since i live in Feegie Park (aka Chav city.. or ned's as we call them)

qjohn
23rd-August-2005, 12:21 PM
Apparently I'm 18% chav.
Me too. (If only I'd never heard of "Chardonnay")

JoC
23rd-August-2005, 01:11 PM
What's chav?

ducasi
23rd-August-2005, 01:24 PM
Not bad for a middle class boy from a posh suburb... :waycool: According to the same web site (look for the link on the left of the page) I'm only 30% posh.

So if I'm about 30% chav and 30% posh, what's the rest of me???

ducasi
23rd-August-2005, 01:27 PM
What's chav? 'Round these parts we call them neds... ;)

TiggsTours
23rd-August-2005, 01:31 PM
According to the same web site (look for the link on the left of the page) I'm only 30% posh.

So if I'm about 30% chav and 30% posh, what's the rest of me???
Isn't that "Upper Middle Class?"

BeeBee
23rd-August-2005, 01:38 PM
I'm 26% Chav, so just over a quarter of me is Chav-tastic. Obviously I need to up the amount Burberry threads in my wardrope . . . :rolleyes: the bikinis, bags, shoes, hats, tops, trousers and umbrella all just counted under the one option. Hey ho . . .

Icey
23rd-August-2005, 01:40 PM
I'm 25% chav .. is that my left leg, left arm and maybe my index finger from my right hand?

Icey
23rd-August-2005, 01:44 PM
According to the same web site (look for the link on the left of the page) I'm only 30% posh.


OMG!!! I'm 60% posh :eek:

David Bailey
23rd-August-2005, 01:48 PM
OMG!!! I'm 60% posh :eek:
What's the missing 15% then? :devil:

qjohn
23rd-August-2005, 01:51 PM
According to the same web site (look for the link on the left of the page) I'm only 30% posh.

So if I'm about 30% chav and 30% posh, what's the rest of me???
You know there is a 'Geek test' on there as well right? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

ducasi
23rd-August-2005, 01:58 PM
You know there is a 'Geek test' on there as well right? :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:
Yep, that's where the missing 40% went! (Oh, and I seem to have an extra 13% of me that must inhabit some alternative dimension. :o)

TiggsTours
23rd-August-2005, 02:08 PM
Well, I'm:

39% Chav
60% Posh
46% Drunk
and
23% Geek (with only 3 yes's!)

So that makes me 168% woman! (well, human, but that didn't have quite the same ring to it).

Donna
23rd-August-2005, 02:28 PM
mine was 45%.

Stuart
23rd-August-2005, 05:16 PM
39% Chav
23% Posh
34% Drunkard
33% Geek

Baruch
23rd-August-2005, 05:19 PM
What's chav?
All will be revealed if you click here. (http://www.chavscum.co.uk/)

Icey
23rd-August-2005, 05:28 PM
What's the missing 15% then? :devil:

After my antics this weekend it will most definitely be 15% drunk :blush:

Purple Sparkler
23rd-August-2005, 05:38 PM
24% Chav. Damn Little Chef!

EDIT: And 55% Geek. Now THAT I'm proud of.

47% Posh (though a lot of it could apply to being Middle Class too)

And only 7% drunk.

JoC
23rd-August-2005, 07:03 PM
All will be revealed if you click here. (http://www.chavscum.co.uk/)Someone put some real effort into that!

JoC
23rd-August-2005, 07:04 PM
(60% geek)

LMC
23rd-August-2005, 08:32 PM
Well, I'm:

39% Chav
60% Posh
46% Drunk
and
23% Geek (with only 3 yes's!)

So that makes me 168% woman! (well, human, but that didn't have quite the same ring to it).

Well to add to the 50% Chav (still winning on that one I see :rofl: )
I'm 50% posh
24% drunk
70% geek

which makes 194% :sick:

puresunrays
23rd-August-2005, 11:35 PM
Well since the last time (my first time) I did the chav test my score has gone up!! :eek: (only by a couple of percent)

Chav 50% :waycool:
Posh 20% :flower:
Drunk 7% :cheers:
Geek 40% :grin:

puresunrays
23rd-August-2005, 11:36 PM
Did you see the weird piccys?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007

How cool!!

Baruch
24th-August-2005, 12:50 AM
Did you see the weird piccys?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=7007

How cool!!
Er.... what piccies?

WittyBird
24th-August-2005, 01:39 AM
I'm 25% chav .. is that my left leg, left arm and maybe my index finger from my right hand?

Same for me I'm afraid but since I live in Hemel then that's an acheivement. Ive taken the posh test and all of those before so cant take them again it would be cheating :innocent:

Purple Sparkler
24th-August-2005, 09:21 AM
70% geek

You haven't played War Hammer, have you?

Funky Mado
25th-August-2005, 09:00 PM
37% POSH
21% CHAV
20% GEEK
12% DRUNK

Im missing 10% :o where's it gone?!

Purple Sparkler
26th-August-2005, 09:13 AM
37% POSH
21% CHAV
20% GEEK
12% DRUNK

Im missing 10% :o where's it gone?!

Perhaps 10% indefinable?

carolinemcewan
25th-September-2005, 03:23 PM
Just saw this, so sorry i'm adding so late.
Me= 37% chav, 63% posh, 29% Drunkard and 35% Geek... sadly true!

Tessalicious
25th-September-2005, 08:47 PM
25% Chav

67% Posh

7% Drunk

60% Geek

Not sure whether to be proud of that or not...

angelique
26th-September-2005, 12:44 AM
OH MY GOD.......57% chav!!!! :eek: :what:

Somebody help me before it's too late! :tears: :tears:

angelique
26th-September-2005, 12:50 AM
And even more shocking is that i am 76% posh!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :waycool:

dee
10th-October-2005, 11:24 PM
Well for someone that lives in Aylesbury and drives a rust bucket im not doing too bad at 55%

(Anyone for tea on the lawn)

Missy D
11th-October-2005, 07:34 PM
Not really sure what a Chav is but i am 40% chav and 52% posh..

dee
11th-October-2005, 08:51 PM
I wasn't aware there were more than one test so i did the chav again

im

Chav 42%
Posh 20%
Drunk 29%
Geek 38%

jockey
11th-October-2005, 09:54 PM
Er, am I losing it? Where is said "Chav Test"?
Am keen to have a go cos I hope to fail very badly indeed..
By the by, my 14 year old daughter advised me the other day to get loads of CZ pendants (Cubic Zirconium for the unitiated) "cos chavs love it"; advise, therefore an addition to the questionnaire along the following lines:
do you prefer CZ jewellery? (chav tendency) to other types?:yeah:

jockey
11th-October-2005, 09:57 PM
Er, am I losing it? Where is said "Chav Test"?
Am keen to have a go cos I hope to fail very badly indeed..
By the by, my 14 year old daughter advised me the other day to get loads of CZ pendants (Cubic Zirconium for the unitiated) "cos chavs love it"; advise, therefore an addition to the questionnaire along the following lines:
do you prefer CZ jewellery? (chav tendency) to other types?:yeah:
I sell jewellery - didnt make that clear. and CZ is "pretend" crystal or diamond i.e, manmade.