Trousers
18th-August-2005, 01:54 PM
When I was a kid my dad (yes contrary to some opinions) used to say
"When I'm Prime Minister"
and give us his methods for putting the world right on all matters that annoyed him.
Well why not in here I thought. Then I saw Cruella's things that naff you off thread but thought - hell Post and be damned.
When I'm Prime Minister :- Rubber necking incidents on major highways and motorways will become punishable by roadside execution. Drastic I hear one say. But think how many man days of work are lost after some poor unfortunate has an accident, death may have occurred even and idiots gawp, yes gawp open mouthed at the scene as they crawl by at gawp speed (it's nothing at all like warp speed in fact could be the inverse).
Personally I tend to focus even more intently on the cars around me because there is no way that you can be certain that they will continue in the same direction let alone the same speed in a rubber neck zone and the last thing I want is the infamy of causing a further incident at the scene of another.
So Rubber Neckers get pulled over and dispatched humanely at the road side - They'll not do it again I reckon!
What will you do when you are Prime Minister?
"When I'm Prime Minister"
and give us his methods for putting the world right on all matters that annoyed him.
Well why not in here I thought. Then I saw Cruella's things that naff you off thread but thought - hell Post and be damned.
When I'm Prime Minister :- Rubber necking incidents on major highways and motorways will become punishable by roadside execution. Drastic I hear one say. But think how many man days of work are lost after some poor unfortunate has an accident, death may have occurred even and idiots gawp, yes gawp open mouthed at the scene as they crawl by at gawp speed (it's nothing at all like warp speed in fact could be the inverse).
Personally I tend to focus even more intently on the cars around me because there is no way that you can be certain that they will continue in the same direction let alone the same speed in a rubber neck zone and the last thing I want is the infamy of causing a further incident at the scene of another.
So Rubber Neckers get pulled over and dispatched humanely at the road side - They'll not do it again I reckon!
What will you do when you are Prime Minister?